Sly

Everyone. Everyone's a prick.

My promo ran twice... that's interesting...

What exactly is wrong with this promo, that makes this guy a 'tool' as you like to call people? It's pretty philisophical, and doesn't really seem to connect to wrestling at all, but I'm sure there's a reason for it, and it's a pretty decent piece of abstract style writing, in fact it reminds me of a decent poem I wrote once <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think he's tool of the year because this is Bo's second "comeback" this year... the last one went no where. Unless, of course, the promo just sucks balls. I didn't read it.

OAK! OAK! OAK! ... I'm older than ELM~!

This is on about the same level as the rest of your work. Take that as you will.

Toxxic hit it on the head... dream sequence, and such.

I like it.

.... *Cough.*

I don't think I've ever done any good work... but feel free to nominate me, anyways.

So... really... do we have a Hardcore Champion still? Cause... if not, I'd take it... *Shifty eyes.*

Ah shit, burn! ... The Jayson Grant Memorial Trophy - For Wrestler of the Year Toxxic Toxxic Toxxic Toxxic... The Divefire Memorial Trophy - For Comeback Wrestler of the Year ELM The Jay Dawg Improvement Award - For Most Improved Wrestler 3J The Axis Memorial Trophy - For Most Under-appreciated Wrestler Todd Cortez The Rane Memorial Trophy - For Most Impressive Career Ejiro The Fallen Tag Team Trophy - For Tag Team of the Year Munich (Arch Griffon) and Manson (...Manson), just for a switch up. The Midnight Carnival Cup - For Stable of the Year Revolution Zero The Ace of Clubs Trophy - For Heel of the Year Scott Pretzler The William Heartford Trophy - For Rookie of the Year Zyon The Grand Slam Trophy - For Face of the Year Johnny Dangerous

I would like to note that my match was wrote in two hours on the day of the event. So yay for me turning something in even though it wasn't my best effort... something I never did in my last run.

Heil!

The Hville Thugg & Edwin MacPhisto Cup of Champions - For Best World Champion - Toxxic... do I need a reason why? The Fallout ICTV Champion of the Year Award - Landon Maddix, for doing stuff... it was his title for most of the year. The Thoth US Champion of the Year Award - Ace Lezaire, because he was the only one to do anything with the title, and he won it twice. The Andrew Blackwell International Champion of the Year Award - Johnny Dangerous, for being the first. The Grimedogg Hardcore Champion of the Year Award - Andrew Rickmen... because... The El Luchadore Magnifico Cruiserweight Champion of the Year Award - "The Critic" Scott Pretzler, he made the title mean something again by holding it while headlining in a major feud.

Moving this back up because everything falls off my screen after seven days, and I don't know if it does that to y'all as well. For the year end awards, and such...

... and my match is in. Being active in the fed feels strange.

I'm aloooooone....

Blah... *TIGAH DRIVAH to Triple J.*

Drea and I both made it into chat. You should, too.

Yay for being booked in a match I can win. ... If I show.... *Dum dum dummm.*

Smarks Board Name: Sly Wrestlers Name: The Crimson Skull Height: 6' 4" Weight: 285 lbs Hometown: Original - Parts Unknown, Current - Kiev, Ukraine (can be introduced as from parts unknown, now residing in Kiev, Ukraine if you wish) Age: Unknown Face/Heel: Heel, but his comedic actions could probably get face pops... Stable: none Ring Escort: Heff, his EVIL~! assistant. Weapon(s): Any Quote: Looks: His dark hair flows down from the sides and the back of his head. Covering his face is a crimson mask that covers from slightly above his eyes to down to the tip of his nose and around his face. The only thing showing is his mouth. A red skull is centered on the chest of his spandex black shirt, a red cape hangs behind him. He wears a silver belt and black spandex pants. He’s stacked, too. Think of him as every body builder you’ve ever seen, times two. Or maybe one and a half. Intimidating big. Ring Entrance: *Bang* An eruption of sparks flies up from the front of the entrance stage. Out from behind the curtain runs out six women wearing gold, glittering shorts and tank tops. "Everybody dance now!” They begin to freestyle dance, bump and grind, and everything else you can think of as “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now!)” by C & C Music Factory blares over the P.A. system. The Crimson Skull emerges from the back, flanked by his assistant Heff, and walks through the madness on his way down towards the ring. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 9 Speed: 2 Vitality: 4 Charisma: 5 Style: Big Man, Brawler. He was never trained to be a wrestler… so… he wrestles like that. Signature moves: - Spear~! - Belly to Belly Suplex - DDT - Strong Spinebuster (shake the ring strong) - Double Hand Toss over the top rope - Corner Splash - Big Boot - Bear Hug Common moves: - Punch - Kick - Irish Whip - Headlock - Heart Punch - Kidney Punch - Discuss Double Axehandle - Single or Double Handed Choke Toss, depending on opponent’s weight - Clothesline - Leg Drop - Elbow Drop - Cheating Moves (Low Blows, Eye Pokes, Etc.) Rare moves: - Chokeslam - Frogsplash - Collapse Piledriver - Top Rope Leg Drop Finishers: - Crimson Splash (A top rope splash that sends 285 pounds of flesh falling on you. This is his main finisher, allowing that he can put you down for long enough to climb the turnbuckles.) - Pop Your Skull! (An intense choke hold, named such for the way it looks like your skull is about to pop out. This is easily broken just like any other choke hold, but he’ll defiantly take advantage of it if he ever has a chance.) Notes: He’s a super villain. While he takes himself seriously enough, it’s hard to believe that the rest of the world could ever. Bio: Promos - A Return to Glory - http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=72272 SWF.net Exclusive: Contract Signing! - http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=72359

Chat chat chat chat chat chat! Mushroom! MUSHROOM!

Hey, remember when Revolution Zero used to carry you? (@ Spike, btw)

Yay for me holding titles and beating people as to keep me from just being dust in the wind.

The what-now?