Ced

I'm amazed ego stroking hasn't taken place and we haven't got SmackDown!: No Chance in Hell with Vince, Shane, Steph & Paul Levesque-McMahon on the cover.

I would love it if that really happened. I'd love it so much I'd buy every ppv for 6 months, and maybe a couple shirts on top of it. Let's see THIS outshine Kaientai's EVIL.

The most action I've probably ever seen in the WF and I didn't have any knowledge of it until I read the PPV and WC's entertaining write up.

I still yearn for the reunification of the WWE name and the AKI wrestling game engine.

You know something? I wrestled a 7 minute match on the pre-PPV show, then refereed back-to-back Hardcore brawls at FtF. Damn, when did I become such a f'n stud of a workhorse?

He has used his real name of Tokimitsu Ishizawa. If he makes it onto the WWE roster, I imagine they will either keep him as Kendo Ka Shin, or have it bastardized into simply Kendo. If he comes in without the mask, he'll probably be Ichiro, Hiro, Baka or some name along those terms.

Kendo Ka Shin: "Major Japanese Star"? Bah to that. BAH, I SAY! He'll have a SmackDown match, then they'll team him up with Ultimo Dragon & Funaki and have them feud with Tajiri, Jimmy Yang and that other guy on Velocity for all of eternity

My geography isn't very sharp. Is Lexington, Nebraska one of those little, tight knit communities? I can imagine my response to being arrested for being clean shaven. "Stupid rule. The mayor's a Fagot!" You know he must get that alot, the poor guy.

I'd so bow down to a person if they gave me The Simpsons' version of the One Mil bill. Then I'd keep it and say "Sorry I know it's fake. Get out now before I call the cops." But I'd still bow down.

Trying to pass off a counterfeit $1,000,000 bill at freakin' Wal-Mart? Bitch, please...

Two weeks ago I went 42 hours without sleeping. Incidently, I picked up my first ever traffic ticket near the end of this period of sleep deprivation, getting cited for blowing through a right turn on a red light. This weekend I went 34 hours without sleep during a binge of Madden 2004 and NFL Street.

Now imagine the TSM board's reaction to that on the OAO SmackDown thread. 30 to 40 straight responses of "Ahhh fuck no...."

The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom The Steiner Bros. The Brainbusters The British Bulldogs

How exactly do you get somebody into position for a Phantom Menace?

Bah, forget that symbolism and keep my symbolism intact. John Henry Williams, unceremoniously buried in a pile of crap, where he belongs.

Enough masked lucha midgets and firearms to stage my own coup of Haiti. And a flag for the newly proclaimed "New Cedlands". I don't care what the design is as long as the phrase "Blessed This Country More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and The Incredible Hulk Put Together" appears on it. And some tacos. The dictator-to-be also requests tacos. Delicious, beef tacos.

First cremate Ted Williams and give him a proper burial. Then cremate John Henry Williams and disperse his ashes amongst a manure heap. Then all will have been righted in the world.

Are you talking about the original Rings of Saturn or the one version that he used shortly before he was fired from WWE? The original RoS where he got you on the ground in the double chickenwing is quite painful but not as painful as the second Rings of Saturn (AKA Stranglehold Gamma) where he sat you down, put his leg over the back of your head and stretched your neck. I know from experience that the latter version hurts like fuck.

When did Oregon Trail get the option to buy so much stuff? I'll remind you that I haven't played Oregon Trail since I was in third grade, back in the days where Apple computers with 5 1/4" floppy disk drives where still pretty darn high tech. *reminincing in the days where he'd hunt in Oregon Train by simply spinning around and rapidly shooting in hopes of actually managing to kill an animal for food*

I <heart> you. Now that I think of it, Ced in the BCW gimmick fit pretty nicely in that wrestler genre. During my term in the JL, I'd say I was trying to be the "Dean Malenko/Anti-Lucha Cruiserweight". Even though I was smaller, I didn't have any flashy aerial stuff and stuck to the leg work and psychology to break my opponent down.

My taste in video games has fluctuated recently. After nothing but RPGs for about a year, I picked up my first sports title ever (Madden 2004) and played that for months. Then all of a sudden I'm playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms VII, back to Madden, then freakin' Gallop Racer 2003 of all things! I'm so lost... But, back to the subject on hand. I feel that Puzzle games are my favorite genre with RPGs fading back and Sports titles slowly taking over its place as the number 2. My least favorite, gun to my head, I'd say would be the first person shooter. For some reason, I can never get into them.

Demolition (Axe & Smash) The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom (Hawk & Animal) The Steiner Brothers (Scott & Rick) Money Inc. (Ted DiBiase & IRS) The Brainbusters (Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard) The Eliminators (Perry Saturn & John Kronus) The British Bulldogs (Dynamite Kid & Davey Boy Smith) The Hart Foundation (Jim Neidhart & Bret Hart)

Sable: "Hey, Tazz, baby. Wanna..." Tazz: "Shut up bitch! If I wanted porn, I'd go watch porn. And there's a really good one playing on my little monitor right now. So move your stinky old snatch outta my face and let me watch in peace." Cole: "Wait, what do you have on your monitor?...OH GOD MY VIRGIN EYES! DAMMIT!"

I'm disappointed in Zed for omitting me as an example of one of the 4th generation members yet listing Cutthroat. Bitch...I thought I knew you, man. I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU! *Tries to do something heelish to Z, but fails to think of anything good. Gets a Triple S on DDR to pop the crowd instead.*

Jooooooooooy! *Prepares to cut people if SCEA drops the ball on this one*