MarvinisaLunatic

"I dont think we can trust him to answer the phone at 3am much less 3pm" and yeah, I know its an old faked photo, its still funny since whoever photoshopped it added a clock (at 3:00 no less) to the original photo.

Ive always said that weekly changes cause the league to be dead by the All Star Break but whatever. and as far as VX is concerned over a 3B, I have Beltre that I would consider trading but he really doesnt have anyone Im interested in so..

I am so pissed I changed my mind on UConn when I changed my picks up or I would have had that. At least i had Western Kentucky advancing to the Sweet 16. Im currently 40th right now though, though I did the scenario generator and found out that even if Perdue and Wisconsin dont make the final 4, as long as Memphis makes it to the championship game I'll win (unless I overlooked a wierd scenario) since it seems no one else picked Memphis?

hm..heh..theyll still be in third place, Im sure..hm..heh..glenn beck What the flying hell does Glenn Beck have to do with the Orioles..seriously? And I saw that Bedard is really struggling in ST (9.50 ERA, 7 HR in 3 starts)..it might be a worse time to be a Mariners fan if he bombs out completely and they gave up a good deal of the future of the team to win with him... aww. Im going to the Os/Yankees game up in Yankee Stadium on 5/21 and its Yankee Cap night, and Im taking a red sharpie marker and Im gonna put a no smoking symbol over the yankee logo to go with what hopefully is my Nick Markakis jersey that I asked my GF nicely for my birthday. Lets all hope I make it out alive!

I still cant do random online matchups and Ive given up being able to do so ever since everyone else seems to be ok now.

I dont think Ive ever done 200 posts in one day before. Maybe 100 and only due to a RAW or PPV thread or something like that.

boff defaced the fantasy baseball thread

we need more PBP scat porn revenge post flooding wednesdays

The shit spewing out of the ass in the picture is probably a better poster than you are.

I cant be the only one that thought it was Hoff and first? and I almost ruined my laptop, thank god I had a garbage can next to my desk.

Ive cooked several pounds of ribs just for myself and had plenty left over before. Plus, they taste better the day or two after.

Is PC in the box score for a pitcher Pitch Count? Cause if it is, in one of the games from yesterday The Americans had their starter (M Scott) go 9 innings and had a PC of 174 (he did have 13 ks and 3 BB)..that cant be right though? and my team is hitting at a .233/.308/.480 clip and if it weren't for Joe Carter (.478/.520/1.174) that would be MUCH worse and I had to pull Hershiser from the starting rotation and replace him with Jim Deshales...we'll see how that works.

I think I'll have a top 3 or 4 offense in the end, especially if Vernon Wells plays recovers from last year and plays like 06. And I should have one of the better pitching staffs unless Zito stinks it up horribly.

Who hasnt taken leftover ribs and made a sandwich out of em? My mother used to feed me the fake rib patty things a lot when I was a kid (probably one of the myriad of reasons why I hate her now, but anyway) and I used to like them, but theres no substitute for the real thing.

He got a white momma! lol thats almost as bad and I dont think her boobs were 54 DDs either.

China wont do anything stupid til after the Olympics this year.

I re-edited my picks Major upsets West. Kentucky (12) to the Sweet 16 over Drake and UConn - a stretch to see them beat the Huskies but Im going with em. Kentucky (11) to the Sweet 16 over Marquette and Cornell - Kentucky has played well recently and benefits from Stanford losing to Cornell. Davidson (10) to the Sweet 16 over Gonzaga and Georgetown - longest winning streak in the country going into the tourney (vs crappy teams but anyway..) Perdue (6) to the Final 4 over Baylor, Xavier, WV and UCLA - they're better than Baylor and Xavier and will benefit from WV upsetting Duke...its a stretch for them to beat UCLA but I'll go with em. But I still have Memphis vs Tennessee in the final.

Has anyone seen the ads he does with Dan Marino for Nutrisystem? I wanna see Jared punch his lights out.

The Orioles are leaning towards Steve fn Trachsel for the Opening day start. OH MY The questions already been asked on ESPN..when was the last time a baseball team signed a pitcher to a minor league contract in the offseason and had him as the opening day starter that same year?

TOUCH EM ALL AGAIN JOE CARTER! (3 Run HR (3) in the 10th to win the middle game and missed the cycle by a 1B) MVP! MVP! unfortunately..I lost 2 of 3 to the Americans and now in a gaggle with the rest of the east at 3-3. its early though and Ive got Eric Davis on a pace to break the SOM SB record for a season (164), he is 10/12 through 6 games.

Bonds isnt signed at all and hes in.

I sometimes wish people WOULD get dressed up when they go to the Wal Marts here.

I find it hard to believe hes not in the pool.

no one has those kind of convictions anymore.

after seeing him on Raw last night and with Hardy out the mitb I definitely could see them going with Punk because he does have a good fan following and his straight edge lifestyle. I mean when your second biggest belt (IC) has had to change hands the last two times due to drug suspensions then you really have to think before you start pushing someone else. I hope this means a Cena heel turn at WM...cause kids still like him a lot.