Sure, its MLS (Major League Soccer for those not aware that there was such a thing in the US) but I think it counts.
Candidate #1 - ReAL Salt Lake
As opposed to the fake Salt Lake that they've been fooling us with for the last million years?
*rimshot*
Alright..I understand that there is a soccer team in Madrid Spain called Real Madrid and that "real" in spanish supposedly means "Royal" but it just doesn't fit as a name for an American sports franchise (in Utah of all places), even if it is Soccer.
Candidate #2: Club Deportivo Chivas USA! (CD Chivas USA for Short)
First thing that crossed my mind? What the hell is a chiva? Ok...so its..A KID~! So English speaking soccer fans in Southern California can root for the LA Galaxy (rather cool sounding I suppose) while the Spanish speaking fans can root for the KIDS SPORTS TEAM USA!!!. Oddly enough, they'll both play at the Home Depot Center(when did they start calling soccer stadiums centers?).
I certainly hope that the days of traditional sports team names are not over (as the Owner of the Salt Lake team says they are..