Does anyone actually want fucking GINSENG AND A BRAZILIAN BERRY in their beer?
See, this is why I drink Guinness. No bullshit like Dew levels of caffeine, ginseng and fucking BERRIES. Just a nice tall pint of an alchoholic black hole that gets me nice and drunk.
Ginseng helps restore/improve your memory, so no more forgetting what happened to you while you were drunk, along with not being able to go to sleep and the frequent bathroom breaks.
This sounds like a winner...