Gary Floyd

Best Poster: Czech. He cracks me up, and while we may not always see eye to eye, is the best we have here. Plus he gives me albums sometimes. Honerable mention goes to Slayer, Coat is my Father, and Venkman. Worst Poster: Douchebag aka Deon. A dumb motherfucker who is worthless in every way imaginable-and in some ways unimaginable. Honerable mention goes to Carlito Brigante, razazteca, Marvinisalunatic, VanHalen, C-Bacon, Jingus (at least in the CE folder), Matt Young, and Cheesalaisgood. Best Thread: Carlito's gonna be a daddy. A goldmine of comedy-or at least comic potential. Honerable mention goes to Pitctures I like, best album of 2007, and Campaign 2008 begins. Worst Thread: Deon ruins two lives, which deserves no further explaination. Honerable metion goes to the Chris Benoit Thread, any thread started by C-Bacon, Cheesalaisgood posting a conspiratorial "documentary", the "Boycott TNA" thread, Matt Young's cock (Matt can be a creepy bastard), and the thread where I acted like a bitch when Inc insulted me. Best Bud: Lushus. You the man! Best Sig: Czech. Welcome back: Milky returned, giving us more um, interesting looks at his life and looks at the world. Farewell: Kotz left, and I miss the guy. Leena left, and I don't miss her-and I still don't care about her. Masked Man of Mystery seems to be gone as well. I miss Special K. Best New Feature: TSM chat. I enjoy chatting it up every Monday with Invader3K, Lushus, Hawk, and Downhome.

CheesalaisGood: Sticking it to the Bush administration by...posting on a messageboard. Way to show 'em!

Yep, that's her.

Once had an amusing gimmick called "Tuxedo Mask". Unfortunately, Czech had to complain...

Steroid Maximus-"Phantom Miscarriage"

Has beef with Ric Flair

May be the real Venkman Actually, it's the name of a Butthole Surfers song.

Probably not the actual Kamala.

How do you make a slasher flick with potential a bad movie? When you are WWE Films. First things first: See No Evil is not the first movie WWE films produced, in spite of what some will tell you. It was actually co-producer of Scorpian King and The Rundown (the latter a pretty damn good action flick). It is the first though, in movies that had potential to be to be a watchable B-Movie, but somehow manages to fuck it all up. The plot: A group of juvenile delinquents who you don't really give two shits about have to clean up an "abandoned" hotel, only to run into a reclusive psychopath with mommy-issues named Jacob Goodnight (played by Glenn "Kane" Jacobs), who proceeds to knock them off. Oh, and he loves gouging out his victims eyes (hence the title, which is essentialy a bad pun. Better than the previous title of Eye Scream Man, though the thought of Kane as a killer ice cream man is amusing. Hell, he was a dentist.) While there's some decent kills (including a nice bit with a cellphone), the movie also manages to get this right: sleaze. The flick oozes with the kind of seedy vibe found in late 70's and 80's era exploitation movies. Unfortunately, Jacob is not exactly a very threatening villain, as he's just another stock slasher with mother issues. Oh, and we get to see him punish the pope. Yep, Vince McMahon was involved with it! Another problem is the filming style. The whole thing, directed by former porn director Gregory Dark (he of New Wave Hookers and White Bun Busters fame) feels more like Saw lite instead of a slasher movie. What could have been a fun throwback to 70's and 80's slasher flicks like The Toolbox Murders and The Slayer ends up being another hyper edited, annoying horror flick. In short: Once again WWE films fails, only here it's for the first time. Oh, and no Vince, people do not want to see Kane spank it. Rating: 3 out of 10.

~OH NOES! Also, why did I respond to this?

No matter how hard I try, I can't get into Burial's "Untrue. The new Wu-Tang Clan album is just ok.

After giving it a listen, I have to add "We Are Him" by Angels of Light to the list somewhere. Also new to my list is Dormant's "Beneath the Mighty Oak"

It's the Catholic League who hates it.

Yeah, Christmas Albums The Christmas Cocktails series are worth every penny. That's good too, since they are cheap. Loungy takes on old Christmas classics, and Dean Martin (among others) Christmas on Death Row boasts one awesome song in Snoop's "Santa Claus goes to the Ghetto", and a whole bunch of filler-including cliched gangsta rap, r&b, and new jack swing. Mariah's album has "All I Want for Christmas Is You" and "Miss You Most (At Christmas Time)". It's worth it for those alone. Yeah, I don't know what they were thinking either. Jethro Tull's Christmas album is actually one of the better Christmas albums, in the fact that you can listen to it regularly. Granted, it's no Thick as a Brick or A Passion Play, but it's still pretty good.

Listened to yesterday Listened to today

I don't care what anyone says, "More than Words" is an awesome song.

Yeah, well look for the anti-religious content to be toned down considerably. Also, except for some cool action scenes (particularly the polar bear fight), it's pretty lackluster. Sorry about that.

I gotta get that sometime.

That would be pretty good. I'm going to review "See No Evil" next, though I don't have it in me to watch "The Marine" again.

Oh, don't act like you didn't like that Manowar picture I posted. Anyways, I had a weird dream that I walked in on Alan Kalter having sex with Leena. I have no idea what this means.

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