Gary Floyd

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-After watching Saturday Night's Main Event, I no longer care too much about Vince has a kid anymore. Yep, what was once corny but enoyable has now grown old fast. So much for small things... -SuperBad is fucking awesome. Really, I haven't laughed that hard in ages. The funniest movie of the year so far, beating out Knocked Up. I also saw Hot Rod on a Sunday Matinee, but wasn't too impressed. Sorry folks, it really didn't amuse me too much. If anything, it annoyed me. I skipped The Invasion, since it's gotten some pretty bad word of mouth, and didn't look all that good. -Dwarf glued penis to Hoover. I love the internet.

aka the best thing from my childhood nobody remembers. I'd kill to see a movie.

Manorexia-Volvox Turbo I already have Radiolarian Ooze, so why not.

1 - Superbad Sony Pictures Releasing $31,200,000 $31,200,000 1 2948 2 1 Rush Hour 3 New Line Cinema $21,830,000 $88,153,000 2 3778 3 2 The Bourne Ultimatum Universal Pictures $18,986,000 $163,806,000 3 3701 4 3 The Simpsons Movie 20th Century Fox $6,675,000 $165,117,000 4 3162 5 - The Invasion Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $6,000,000 $6,000,000 1 2776 6 4 Stardust Paramount Pictures $5,244,000 $19,087,000 2 2565 7 5 Hairspray New Line Cinema $4,270,000 $100,573,000 5 2389 8 6 Underdog Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $3,613,000 $31,692,000 3 2551 9 8 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Warner Bros. Pictures International, Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $3,540,000 $278,646,000 6 1955 10 7 I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Universal Pictures Distribution, Universal Pictures International $3,500,000 $110,383,000 5 2258 11 12 Becoming Jane Miramax Films $3,015,000 $9,164,000 3 1186 12 - The Last Legion The Weinstein Company $2,597,000 $2,597,000 1 2002

Uncle Cracker arrested for rape charges.

Crashing through the sky comes the fearful cry: China! (China!) China! (China!) Armies of the night, evil taking flight! China! (China!) China! (China!)

Just saw it, and it's awesome. The bit about was a riot, as was the bit at .

Beasttube exists for a reason you know.

I like where this is going. Great picture.

I almost got a job at a KMart, but changed my mind and ended up working at a video store. The video store was more fun anyways, and paid better than the local KMart would have, so it was no real loss.

What? When was this? Here ya go. Favorite quote from this:

Too lazy to post pictures. I've been busy listening to a lot of psychedelic and funk inspired film scores/Library music such things. Yesterday on IPod VA-Stroboscopica Vol. 1-3 VA-Le Jazzbeat Vol. 2 Roy Budd-Get Carter Today on IPod Piero Umiliani-To-day's Sound VA-The Sound Gallary Vol. 1 VA-Blow Up Presents Exclusive Blend Vol. 1 Alberto Baldan Bembo-The Smart Set

Melvins w/ J.G. Thirlwell - "Mine is no Disgrace"

The midget didn't appear until like the 9th chapter. So clearly you are wrong. It didn't degenerate until Rosie the nosey neighbor came in. So you're wrong.

That was more retarded than disgusting.

Well, so much for that.

-Well, in case you didn't see Raw last night (with more Regal goodnes-oh, and Santino is growing on me), Vince has been kicked out by his wife. This just gets better and better. -This is the worst thread in a while that Vanhalen wasn't involved in. "Let's Boycott TNA!" Yeah, you and Lance "Some people actually think my opinion matters, believe it or not" Storm, and who else? Give me a fucking break. -The Roast of Flava Flav was on last Sunday. Some thoughts: --Bridgette Nielson should never do comedy again. --Sorry Jimmy Kimmel, not even a Chris Benoit joke makes up for your shitty performance. --Snoop Dogg and Gregg Geraldo did best. Patton Oswalt gains bonus points for referenceing "The Descent." --Chuck D looked really uncomfortable before the event. No, he didn't attend. --Carrot Top scares me. It amuses me to see some guys over at the Wrestlecrap forums getting all bent out of shape over Kimmel's Benoit joke, which went "Even Chris Benoit is a better father than Flav." Come on, we live in times where people joke about 9/11, the Holocaust, and Slavery, yet Chris Benoit jokes offend them. Puh-leeze. If we can't joke about Benoit, then the terrorists have won. -There's new chapters to "Trapped in the Closet" coming soon. Eh, it got boring after he left the girls house.

Heard them, didn't like it. Then again, my musical diet has largely been Library music/funk-driven 60's-70's movie scores, old school hip hop, and progressive rock as of late.

Ebert liked Evil Dead 2, but Siskel didn't. I always liked Ebert more.

From what I remember, Lionsgate was really pushing for "The Abandoned". It won Horrorfest (Though I wish the winner had been "Gravedancers", since it was the best one), had plenty of commercials, and was advertised on tons of websites. In spite of all that, it tanked, which is a shame.