Gary Floyd

Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin real funky with the motherfuckin Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school Too $hort baby, Im so hard Pimpin these hoes on the boulevard But Im not here to tell ya bout me I got a little story bout a nasty freak Shes the kind of girl you think about in bed Blowjob betty givin real good head Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw She could blow more head than a whale blows water Blowjob betty make your dick get harder Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl A trip and a half around the world Catch her gettin busy, bitch wouldnt stop Shes the kind of girl thatll make your toes pop Every time I used to see her, I would know whats up Blowjob betty better blow me up I remember the day when I first met her Bitch kinda loose so I knew Id get her Walked up to her said My name is $hort, just what youve been lookin for Pimp is my game, I do it the best Hoe fuck with me, she dont get no rest Well after that, I ged the freak I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week And from the very first time I went to her house Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth $hort dogll get bitches anytime I wanna Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils Only stick it in about half way back Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck Niggas always sayin how they fucked that bitch But Im the only nigga that the bitch made rich Like any other tramp she loved to fuck With any motherfucker got nuts to suck I spit game to the bitch, just like this Why you runnin round suckin all that dick for no money? It didnt take long to stay true to the game And get my pimpin on But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe Bitch aint about money and shell never know how to get it Blowjob betty was dumb A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum She made money for a minute but she loved the sex So I cut the bitch loose like a old school vette 6 months later, Im still a pimp, Im still a player One night at a club, she was puttin in work All you had to do was step up to her She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine So I went in the back room, seen the bitch Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch? And to the players out there Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me Cause the player I am to the day Im dead I was sittin on the sink gettin some head It was all so good and much too true One young freak and a whole damn crew But then I shot that fatal nut Must of knocked that bitch on her BUTT She couldnt even breathe, she was holdin her throat Me and my homies just hit the door My homeboy said $hort dont worry But that next day I read this story A young girl died just last night She choked on sperm in her windpipe It was on her face, her neck, and chest And were sorry to say theres no suspect When I saw that my brain clicked I bust a nut and killed a bitch It might sound sick, it might be petty But ya never been sucked by blowjob betty! Beeyatch! Yeah hoe, yall niggas dont know though, thats it

Damn, that was brutal. I loved it.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/18/male.rapes.ap/index.html

I still wish Merzbow would release a Christmas album...which given the fact that every album he does lately is in support of PETA, would deal with the exploitation of Reindeer.

Oh shit Time to make haste And do what? Listen to Slayer. Or watch Beavis and Butthead. Or Both.

I can't stand Lady Sovereign. Anyways, a friend recommended Agalloch's Ashes Against The Grain and Xela's Dead Sea to me.

Well, it looks like I'm going to have to add Gnarls Barkley in Honerable Mentions. I guess the reason I forgot to is, while "Crazy" is a great song, I got tired of hearing it all the time. On second thought, it's taking the spot Boris had. Also, good to see Peeping Tom is getting some love here.

"Epic cutting for attention maneuver!"

I have filed a grievance with Ebay, yes. Oh for fuck's sake...

-Well, Paul was banned, then unbanned. For those who don't know what the hell I'm talking about, check out The Chocolate Socket. Also, I hate the title of that board. Anyways, it's weird. He was banned for being a PBP, I still don't know which one, and now he's back. My contruibution: Pictures and random quotes. I'm going to move up to song lyrics next. Also, I never really have paid too much attention to Paul. Don't Hate him, not a huge fan of him, he's just kind of there to me. -That out of the way, the current best thread right now is the "Best Albums of 2006" thread. Check out my picks, and honerable mentions. -Well, it seems like right-wing pundits are already trying to smear Obama. While I like the guy, I doubt he's perfect. That out of the way, leave him alone already. -Oh yea, "The Descent" comes out on Tuesday. If you haven't seen it yet, go check it out. I promise, you won't regret it.

I don't know, it's just...there. I can't get mad about it, but I can't get excited either.

Ok, I'm replacing OOIOO with Motor. So now, the offical tally is 1.) Ghostface Killah-Fishscale 2.) The Roots-Game Theory 3.) Peeping Tom-Peeping Tom 4.) Current 93-Black Ships Ate The Sky 5.) Mastadon-Blood Mountain 6.) Bonnie "Prince" Billie-The Letting Go 7.) Motor-Klunk 8.) Zombi-Surface To Air 9.) J-Dilla-Donuts 10.) Boris-Pink

I no longer control the hand-the hand controls me!!!!!!!!!

My Honerable Mentions The Knife-Silent Shout Mono-You Are There Hot Chip-Warning A Guy Called Gerald-Proto Acid: The Berlin Sessions Red Sparrowe-Every Heart Shines Towards The Sun PzychoBitch-Electrolicious The Rapture-Things We Lost In The Fire Girl Talk-Night Ripper Motor's Klunk is great. It's like old acid techno meets old industrial dance with a pinch of Detroit. Guilty Pleasures Front Line Assembly-Artificial Soldier The Sounds-Dying To Say This To You

I used to feel that way. I mean I liked "Losing My Edge" and "Beat Connection," but I never really saw what all the fuss over the two "Yeah"s was about and the full-length left me feeling a little cold. But 45:33 is just miles beyond anything else Murphy's done thus far and blows pretty much everything else in electronic/dance music out of the water in terms of compositional breadth and creativity. I'll have to give it a listen.

"Take that feedback back!" Wow, I'm not the only fan of that old show

Damnit, I forgot Hot Chip and The Knife! I personally think LCD Soundsystem are just good, but overhyped.

1.) Ghostface Killah-Fishscale 2.) The Roots-Game Theory 3.) Peeping Tom-Peeping Tom 4.) Current 93-Black Ships Ate The Sky 5.) Mastadon-Blood Mountain 6.) Bonnie "Prince" Billie-The Letting Go 7.) OOIOO-Taiga 8.) Zombi-Surface To Air 9.) J-Dilla-Donuts 10.) Boris-Pink

Must avoid obvious joke...

Simple answer: poor writing. That out of the way, I actually liked this episode, which hasn't happened in a while. Granted, it wasn't great, but it amused me.

Pink Floyd-Let There Be More Light