Gary Floyd

I wanted to punch him since I was in junior high and people still thought he was funny.

You think that's bad, wait until you see "Last Days." You will hate yourself for seeing such a pretentious piece of shit.

How many times has Banky changed his name by now?

I remember me and my friends playing a game called "Beast Wrestler". It sucked real bad though, and we went to playing Sonic 3 instead.

Paul, why would you take a picture of your cock. Scratch that, why would you take a picture of your cock, and then tell other people that you did? Dude, that's just sad.

I as laying down on the couch once,and I really had to piss. I actually wondered to myself "should I piss my pants, or just take a leak out the window?" I ended up using the toilet, but still...

I was too busy talking to some of my cousins to notice any, so sorry. Besides, it's a wedding reception, I think that it would ne kind of creepy, but that's probably just me.

This is pretty cool, Peanuts characters as Marvel Comics characters

Well, the wedding is over. My cousin Ann got married, and I'm happy for her. The wedding itself went by suprisingly fast, and it was freezing outside. Afterwards, I went to the wedding reception. The wine sucked ass, but the bar had some good stuff. Had some rum and coke, and sprite with peach schnaps, and it was all good. My relatives (and the relatives of the groom) got drunk, and it was ugly. No violence occured, but I had the unfortunate image of seeing my uncle Greg, a white guy in his late 40's or early 50's, trying to dance to "Baby Got Back". There was also a bunch of shitty modern day country (Man, fuck Rascaal Flatts), and it was the whitest wedding reception I've ever been to. My parents got drunk too. Now, when my dad gets drunk, he's more casual about it. I mean, you can tell, but he never does anything embarrasing. When my mom gets drunk though, it's different, as she gets a bit more excited, and starts dancing as badly as everyone else. Oh, and afterwards, she'll deny. Afterwards, my brother, who doesn't drink, had to drive us all to my Aunt Pam's place. Mom and Dad were in no shape to drive (especially dad), and while I wasn't drunk (I'm the only person in my family who drinks but doesn't get drunk, and generally keeps it in moderation), I wasn't really in the shape to drive either. When we got to my aunt's house, my uncle Dick tried to "be cool" with me, and tried to impress me with his musical tastes. Sorry man, but Karin Carpenters Christmas album isn't exactly a good album. He was most likely joking though, which makes sense, since he's always been the joker of the family. Next day, I woke up, took a shower, had breakfast, talked with relatives, watched the National Geographic channel, went to Best Buy, and left for home. And that's how it went.

Well, I guess the jews don't control the box office...

Woah, Foxtrot's only going to be Sundays? That sucks. That reminds me, will "For Better or for Worse" ever end, because that thing has always sucked.

Leena. Yes, I blame him for Leena.

MadTV AIDs The Simpsons Wrestling Game

I saw it on DVD. It sucks, but it's hardly the worst movie, or worst horror movie, of the year. If your in the mood for a slasher flick, you could do a whole lot worse, but you could also do better. It's all just...generic.

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Talking Heads-Remain in the Light Talking Heads-Speaking in Tongues

Talking Heads-Girlfriend is Better

Oh Japan...

Totally. I still love that movie.

It's funny. At first, I talked about how I didn't "get" Slayer. Well, after a blind buy of Reign in Blood at a used record shop about 2 months ago, I like them more now. I've got a few more (the ones a friend of mine recommended) to get, but I'll wait for a while. Hey, at least I'm liking them now. That's a start, I guess.

Oh no, whatever will he do?

"Kilo" is the best song on it IMO, especially due to the line "once you get the funds you get the panties man!" I listened to Liquid Swords, then Fischscale, and I'd dare to say I actually like FS more. Sure, they are both great, but FS just works better for me.

I'm liking it so far. Well, I like the look of it at least. I'll agree with Agent though, Legalise Drugs... just isn't as cool, and it would be better if you could see all of some users names.