Gary Floyd

Chris & Cosey-Driving Blind

I saw her on Letterman one night, and remember thinking to myself "Good God, people actually like her?" Mars Volta are pretty much every indulgent, negative stereotype of Prog Rock, and nothing more. Why some people love them so much is still beyond me.

"Michael's a bold guy-Bold's the right word, right?"

Best Albums: Ghostface Killah-Fishscale The Roots-Game Theory Peeping Tom-Peeping Tom Worst Album: DJ Shadow-The Outsider Best Songs:Peeping Tom-Mojo The Roots-Don't Feel Right Worst Song: Daniel Powter-Had a Bad Day Most Disappointing: DJ Shadow-The Outsider Revolting Cocks-Cocked and Loaded Guilty Pleasure:The Sounds-Dying to Say this To You Front Line Assembly-Artificial Soldier Alright, enough's enough: Gwen Stefani Shut You're Whore Mouth: Paris Hilton Mixed Feelings: Depeche Mode's newest single Martyr Best Bands: The Roots, Mastadon Worst Bands: Nickleback, The Fray Best Artists: Ghostface Killah, Mike Patton Worst Artists: Kevin Federline, Fergie Overhyped: Artic Monkeys, My Chemical Romance, Lady Sovereign, Mars Volta, Sufjan Stevens, Muse Underhyped: Current 93 ,OOIOO, Foetus, Sparklehorse, The Rapture, Mono

Or Spongebob? Wait, it's obvious he's gay, I mean turning our children gay...

Another teaser will hit the net Dec. 20th, or so I've heard.

Come on, Gay Abe is the best gimmick poster on TSM. Maybe that's why Leena's jealous: because she'll never be as popular. Oh, netslob, your sig rules (what can I say, I'm a KITH fan)

Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green Upheaveal of human entrails Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks Obscene feelings deep inside me Dislocating, separating a blood Drenched body Begin the anal grounting Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine Bodily destruction Vulgar molestation Treachery never ending soul ripping Lifeless Bodies not, petrified Cloggins veins Presure building Scabbing clotted sores dehydrate Condemned to life of obscurity Dismal dimensions of my being, I explore my thoughts through murder Devoting my life to mutilation Screams of blood saturate, grubs feed on dilapidated Stumps, darkness overshadowing the killing Eyes now dialate Bodies disintegrate Razor sharp hooks implanted in your rectum Splitting bodies, spilling guts on the ground Sodomizing living beings with my utensils Stabbing on your life stripped of all your skin Disgusting to the world Beauty to my eyes The body lying naked, discharging my infection Invigorating while I kill, intoxicating Invoking suffering on human beings Grinding orifices my only therapy Sculpting gore Muscle tissue Reshaping Mounds of flesh, deformation Skulls of victims stacked like trophies Bleeding from your arse sudden blood ejection

Being the cause of Hitlers evil.

Before and After Science is my favorite Eno album. Hell, it's one of my favorite albums. My love of My Love in the Bush of Ghosts is well documented, I believe.

Five Favorite Songs of the moment 5.) Bow Wow Wow-Aphrodisiac 4.) The Old 97's-The New Kid 3.) Mos Def-Umi Says 2.) Depeche Mode-Suffer Well 1.) Talking Heads-Girlfriend is Better

-In trailer news, The Hills Haves Eyes 2 and Hostel II teasers are now online. Also, the trailer for Primeval is up also. -Some date changes: Hostel II will be released on June of 2007, while Primeval will be released in April. -More Hostel II stuff, with a poster. -In Sequal news, a sequal for Cabin Fever is currently being filmed. It's being directed by Ti ("The Roost") West. Also, a sequal to Tobe Hooper's damn good remake of "The Toolbox Murders" is on the way, and will be directed by Mike ("The Convent", "Gravedancers") Mendez. -In DVD news, if you missed Horrorfest, then I've got good news for you: Seven of the eight movies that where shown (Gravedancers, Dark Ride, Penny Dreadful, Unrest, Reincarnation, The Hamiltons, and Wicked Little Things) will be coming to DVD in March. Also, look for "The Abandoned", which I've heard great things about, to get a theatrical release in January or April. -Also, Anchor Bay is priming up DVD releases for "Re-Animator" on March 20th and "Phantasm III" (which will be a deluxe edition) on April 10th. Also, in Masters of Horror news, check out Dario Argento's entry "Pelts" in Febuary on DVD, John Carpenters "Pro-Life" on March 20, and John Landis's "Family" on April 17th.

Yes, because Mike never trolled, flamed, and acted like an ass. He was a model poster. Granted, I'm not, but at least I never called the NAACP deadly, called a religion "a death cult", get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with me, and said that a girl deserved to be raped. Again, why don't you post at the pit? You like the guy so much, and he's banned from here, then post there.

"Young Frankenstein" is one of my favorite movies. RIP

Eeeww! I can't tell if you're really grossed out by the sappiness, or if you're being facetious. I'll find the original thread. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=51421 OH, Marney. Further proof of the quality posters moving to The Pit. So, why not post over there? It's not like anybody will miss you here, except niskie.

I loved it. Best performance from Macy since the overrated "The Cooler", and it was directed by Stuart Gordon.

Who doesn't like Kotz? (unappolagetic suck-up)

Wrestler of the year: Edge Tag-team/Stable of the year: London and Kendrick Match of the year: Angle vs. Undertaker Best heel: Edge Best face: RVD Most improved wrestler: Carlito Quote of the year: Anything JBL says Markout moment of the year: Bret Hart at the Hall Of Fame Funniest moment of the year: Whenever Armando says Umaga. It always cracks me up. Worst moment of the year: Exploitation of Eddy Guerrero Worst wrestler of the year: Great Khali Best brand: Smackdown Worst brand: ECW Best PPV: Unforgiven Worst PPV: D2D Biggest disappointment: Kurt Angle's self destruction and release.

Title says it all Best Poster: Kotz. He's a good poster, a YTMND fan, and an all around cool guy. Worst Poster: wildpegasus and Cronoyasha are almost tied, but I'll give it to the now banned WP. Honerable mention goes to Oblivious Heel. I know he was a PBP, so who was he? Best Thread: Pictures I Like. It's the only thread I'm actually worth a damn in. Best Sig: KOAB's "We Don't Dance, We Step!" It's not Interesting Anymore: Leena. Best Blog: kkktookbybabyaway. We may not see eye to eye on a lot of things, but damnit, his blog is entertaining. Best Nice Guy: MaskedManOfMystery. A dork, but harmless, and never does anything to piss me off. In TSM's odd cliqueishness and sometimes too-cool-for-school attitude, his anime nerd stylings and love of wrestling and MMA is something of a breath of fresh air. CronoT, take note: This is how an anime nerd should act. Represent: 2Gold and NoCalMike, two fellow horror fans. Thank God They're Banned: wildpegasus, Cronoyasha, Oblvious Heel, JustPassinBy, Hotbutter Spoontoaster Worst Revelation: Matt Young Likes 'Em Young. Possibly the creepiest thing I've ever read on TSM. Yes, creepier than the thread about wildpegasus's dad and his schlong. Worst Attitude: JustPassinBy's attitude towards blacks and gays. The MikeSC Award (Always Thinks He's Right): SuperJerk. CronoT Award (Bad At Comebacks): EHME. Underrated Posters: Special Peru, Si82, and Zorin. Zorin's a fellow fan of electronic music and post punk, Si82 keeps the "What are You Listening To" thread alive, and Peru is a fellow David Lynch fan and great poster. Funniest Post: Czech comes up with "Steve Hitler." I don't remember if it was this year or last year, but it's still great.

If they decide to give Federline the belt, then yes. Since that will most likely never happen though, then no.

Ask yourself "why am I drinking Red Bull in the first place?"