Gary Floyd

Agreed

I've always wondered "why do some people treat this guy like a hero?" I mean sure, he rips on Bush regularly, but so what? So do a lot of people, but they're not heroes. Hell, I hate Bush, and I'm no hero. I wonder how these faux socialist jackasses would feel if they actually went to Venezuela? If you ask me, most of the people in this country who go "Capitalism sucks! YAY SOCIALISM!" would want to go back to their old capitalist life if our country suddenly became run by socialists. To make it short, Jerk is right on this one: Socialism has done wonders for no one. But hey, go back to reading Chomsky and thinking you are always more intelligent than the "sheeple." Sorry about the rant folks, it's just something I needed to say.

Well, annoying and masculine sounding yes, but she's not fat.

Hope not, since he's one of my favorite posters. How many accounts has wildpegasus had since (and before) his banning?

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The dog is the reason I posted the picture.

"This is Rollerball!"

What like the orgy of blogs, myspace, tv promos, podcasts that was the Hardy/Lita/Edge love triangle? "Vince is Feces!"

I just never could take the guy seriously, mostly because of his last name. Sure, there's his attitude and policies and whatnot, but I can't get over his last name.

Well, what did i do other than read, waste time on the internet, and see "Casino Royale" over the weekend? I watched something I never really do watch: The Food Network. As I was watching it, here's the personalities that stuck out the most. Emeril: I swear, this man is on drugs, because I haven't seen an adult man this excited on television in a long time. The sheer hyperactivity is alarming, because you are waiting for him to have a heart attack down the road. Really, I'm suprised to see that the man is still alive. Rachael Ray: She's not that ugly. Sure, she sounds like a guy, but she has a decent body. She's pretty damn annoying though, and from what I hear, she has a daytime talkshow now. It's amazing to see a woman so oppsessed with making quick meals. Alton Brown: AKA Mr. Know it all. This guy really seems to think that he is God's gift to food related television programs. The "humor" applied to his "Good Eats" show is piss poor at best. Also, he looks like a child molester. Come on, look at the motherfucker, he practically screams "Hey kid, I've got candy in my car. Wanna hop in?" Paula Dean: I have officially found a new induction into my "creepy television" list. This woman honestly scares the shit out of me with her cheerful demenor, love of all things fat and buttery, ungrateful brats, creepy smile, and well, the list goes on. There is no way this lady will ever have a heart attack, since her entire bloodstream is obviously made up of mayo, butter, fat, and high levels of sodium and cholesterol. She's always smiling, which leads me to think she's got some serious psychological issues. Come on, no one smiles that damn much. She's almost always cheerful, causing me to wonder if she's got corpses of sexually abused children in her home like Gacy did. Oh, then there's her two adult sons. Holy shit, is there a bigger pair of fucking ungrateful brats on television today? I think not. Honestly, if I were Paula Dean, I would have killed myself years ago. So those are the 4 people on The Food Network that scare me the most.

Ah yes, another thread ruined because people still pay attention to Leena.

Just saw the new Bond movie, and it's great. Not the best one ever, but the best in a long time. "Turistas" wasn't that good. What's funny, is that it reminded me of "Hostel" at times, but for the most part, I thought it was like "Zombie Holocaust" aka "Dr Butcher M.D.", only not as campy or enjoyable, and without any cannibals or zombies.

1 1 Happy Feet Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $17,045,000 $121,000,000 3 3804 2 2 Casino Royale Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Releasing International $15,100,000 $115,863,000 3 3386 3 3 Deja Vu Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $11,032,000 $44,091,000 2 3108 4 - The Nativity Story New Line Cinema $8,025,000 $8,025,000 1 3183 5 4 Deck the Halls 20th Century Fox Distribution $6,650,000 $24,991,000 2 3205 6 6 The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $5,006,000 $73,152,000 5 2617 7 5 Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,825,000 $116,320,000 5 2237 8 - Turistas Fox Atomic $3,540,000 $3,540,000 1 1570 9 8 Stranger Than Fiction Sony Pictures Releasing, Mandate Pictures, Sony Pictures International $3,400,000 $36,955,000 4 1804 10 - National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj MGM Distribution Company $2,295,000 $2,295,000 1 1979 11 7 Flushed Away Paramount Pictures $2,275,000 $60,111,000 5 2053 12 9 Bobby MGM Distribution Company, The Weinstein Company $2,005,000 $9,209,000 3 1670

Well, I promised it, so here's my review of Edward Lee's novel Coven. In case you read this shitty excuse for a blog, you probably read my review of Lee's The Bighead and most likely didn't care. Well, it's my blog, so hey... Anywho, Coven is a different beast than Bighead...for the most part. Sure, there's the requisite gore and sex (it's actually gorier than Bighead), as well as rednecks (who aren't psychopathic rapists this time) dark humor, and gross out moments. Unlike Bighead, there are few if any scatalogical moments, and it's much pulpier, and less interested in grossing the reader out, than Bighead. The story deals with Wade St. John, a rich, arrogant college fuck-up who's doing bad in school. So his dad, fed up with this shit, decides to have Wade take summer coarses, and take a job as a toilet scrubber. While this damages Wades rep, he still has his buddies-Tom, a rich Republican who has a thing for really bad jokes, and Jervis (my favorite character), a philosophy fan who's been suicidal and crying rivers since his girlfriend dumped him for a body building German nazi. Oh, and the new campus police officer, a sexy girl named Lydia. Meanwhile, somethings a miss (of course) in this university. Seems like someone with a huge axe has been killing people and abducting women. Oh, and there's some strange women in black, who giggle eat organs. It all involves aliens... ...that's right, aliens. You see, in spite of it's title, Coven is actually a sci-fi/horror story. And it's disgusting and great. There's tons of gore, plenty of sex, alien monstrosities having their way with nubile collge babes (including a scene with a man-sized cockroach-yes, you read that right), some great comedic moments, nearly unstoppable zombies, people being sliced in half, and much, much more. So, is it good? Yes, in fact, I loved this book. Sure, theres some cliches (Wade's relationship with Lydia is a bit convenient, and some of the dialogue is a bit cliched), but this is a blast, and the best book from Lee I've read yet. The characters are great (Jervis in particular, is a laugh riot), some nice music selections (Sixousie and the Banshees? Brian Eno? Right on...), a wonderfully gallows sense of humor, gratuitous sex (hell, this whole book is gratuitious), some excellent gore, zombies, aliens, conspiracies...hell, this about has it all, and I loved it. It's a grat piece of pulp-horror that I couldn't put down. Rating: 9/10 You can get the book here.

Ah, an oldie, but a goodie.

Spinal Tap. He's a fan of that movie, but who isn't?

Nice to see someone getting back on topic.

That's Sam. He died last year, and won several "Ugliest Dog" competitions.

So, wasn't this thread about Lohan, Spears, and Hilton?

312.) Ed Helms singing. He never did that on The Daily Show.

I'm the only guy here who watches the show, but the most recent episode of "Masters of Horror", called "Pelts", and directed by Dario Argento, is one of the best episodes yet.

I have to say it now: niskie's obssession with Leena is really, really creepy.

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