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Well, there was this time a perfectly talented JLer agreed to join the Clan and adopt a character that, despite being something from Marathon that THRILLED the leader of the Clan as well as the JL commissioner at the time, was something he didn't understand at all. Hilarity ensued.

::skips Atlas's rock out to sea::

You're cooking what for dinner?

Well, if he was the dentist, and the dentist only took appointments two months out of the year but still somehow managed to get a whole freaking lot of them.

I dunno. I think Spike's destined to die a 57-year-old virgin, like Zed.

It's all good, Mark. I was breaking the JLers in with 6PM due times, and I had Todd Royal very penitent about getting matches in as late as 8PM. I'll expect my fruit basket Monday morning.

Merry Kingmas and a Many-'Boos' Year. I'd like to take credit, as always, for the Jokers Wild jingle bells song, as well as for leaning on Duran to write this and for suggesting that Matheson take a turkey out of his briefcase. However, after reading that, I just can't. Duran, you took a good idea and ran with it. *applause*

I could, but I hate old ladies. I like wrestling and I like writing. Writing about wrestling = (Y)

Merry Kingmas, everybody! Still waiting for my gift from my Secret Suicide, though.

Oh, come on. Shooting star press all the way.

I have nothing to add. Taa "nothing to add" mo

EEL MEAT! ... wait.

How useful is a medium that holds 1.44 megabytes?

I don't know if there are any here that aren't on the boards, but... http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/wrestling/

YOU WILL NOT ENCOURAGE FROST.

SPINE ON THE PINE BAH GAWD~!

I'll be doing the shag with GOdrea, who will balance a tray of muenster on her head.

Yeah, they charge either a nickel or a quarter, I forget which, for extra sauces at my on-campus BK.

I find that asking for "extra" whatever results in the amount becoming +1.

ACTUAL MAIN EVENT Mr. Bukkake lobs a water balloon full of milk at the Memphis Eel. "MAIN EVENT" SINGLES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night DURAN~! LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix WC~! HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore IL~! SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal COYJIRO~! USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins SACRED~! SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely MVS~! SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic CLARK~!, but hopefully Toxx won't get disappointed.

Eh, the dog had it coming.

I was at a beer tasting last night. Unibroue, a Québec microbrew, had a rep here at one of the local liquor stores. They offered four beers- Maudite, La Fin du Monde, Trois Pistoles and Quelque'Chose. The first three were by all accounts good, but fairly unremarkable. Between 8% and 9% abv, they were unanimously attempting to be spicy, but for beers marketed as "strong" and "dark," they weren't very much of either. Quelque'Chose was something different entirely, though. It was a cherry ale, and apparently it's often served room temperature (like all good fruit beers should be) or warm (160F/70Cish) in ski lodges. I picked up a bottle, and it's absolutely incredible. Anyone else tried Quelque'Chose? I'm also interested in their Ephemere, which is a fruit beer brewed with a different fruit each season - apple, peach, apricot and currant. http://www.unibroue.com/english.cfm

My hand is getting cold.

The cute one here. Yowza! Her dorky brother screws it all up, though.

Tom's been traveling alone lately. He got used to riding with Mak Francis, Drew "CIA" Kelk and Justice & Rule, but with all of them out of it it's just been easier to take his own rental. Although this Aidan Redwood kid's been sitting in the back seat learning bad habits.