PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

I guess this could maybe make them tougher for the playoffs but it's almost certainly going to make them a lot less fun to watch.

McCain's militarism is literally off the charts (see, eg, the fact that he thinks we should stay in Iraq for a hundred years and also that totally hilarious 'Bomb Iran' song). Romney spews a lot of stupid shit about the impending Islamofascist Caliphate and the need to double Guantanamo and whatever, but I think he might actually be smart enough not to send this country into a military quaqmire so deep we can never get out. With McCain, I'm not so sure.

I almost feel kinda bad for Mitt Romney. Dude's slimy as hell but he'd probably be the least terrible President out of the three Republicans left.

If Czech watches this video his head'll probably explode

The new Clipse/Re-Up Gang We Got It For Cheap mixtape just hit the 'net. Shit's hot.

Splendid torso hair.

I listened to this for the first time today. I like it quite a lot.

Hopefully Marvin will be driven from this folder by sheer embarrassment after this most recent failure. If only we were so lucky.

Bush? More like Bu$h. George W. "chimp" Bu$h, the American Hitler. Will you support the Ron Paul REVOLUTION?

This actually isn't a completely terrible deal for Memphis. I mean, yeah, the rest of this season is going to be really ugly, but they're probably going to have the most cap room in the league heading into a pretty talent-heavy free agent market this summer.

I kinda like that Vampire Weekend album. It's not mind-blowing or anything, but it's pleasant enough and definitely less deserving of hate than a lot of other "blog-rock" (ughh) shit.

I would def. have sex w/ Arianna Huffington.

Hahaha

Marcus Camby got robbed.

I'd maybe vote for Ron Paul for lesser offices, but something about putting the federal government in the hands of someone who's basically ideologically opposed to its very existence makes me uncomfortable. "Big government" can do good work sometimes.

That's a lot of words to waste on Matt Young.

I work out harder than just about anyone. I don't talk much, and I guarantee I've made more progress in the 2 years I have been working out than any of the fat pathetic slobs here who are jealous of my physique. And I won't become a woman murderer... But I am going to visit my friend Tim in Huntington this summer, and, if given the opportunity, I'd love to get my hands on Dandy. I swear on my life, he wouldn't be talking shit anymore. Hahahaha holy shit. I guarantee this was written while holding back tears.

Guys, keep it up. I think we're about 3/4 of the way to a full blown Matt Young meltdown.

Matt Young is too pathetic for words.

Conservative TV hosts are the most unjustly persecuted minority in America.

This is the first time I've ever actually encountered someone who gets all of their news/opinions from an awful talk radio show. It's really quite fascinating.

I think the bigger story here is that Matt Young has those retarded superheroes/zombies facebook applications. What a tool.

I remember one time when I was flipping through channels I stopped on Glenn Beck for some reason and he had one of those dudes who writes those shitty Left Behind books on and they were having an actual serious discussion about how The Rapture/Armageddon is totally almost upon us and it was easily the most retarded thing I've ever seen on a "news" channel.

Matt Young is such an unbelievable faggot. Holy shit.