PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

According to Facebook she has a boyfriend. Sorry, bro.

u just don't know how to have fun, dude. on paddys day me my boys went over to DKE and had a fuckin ball, man. green beer all around! i got sooo fuckin' wasted, you don;t even know. i musta played like 10 games of beer pong PLUS shots of captain on the side PLUS like six guinnesses. hooooly shit i was out of my fuckin MIND! Hahhaha! i fuckin LOVE college!! WooooOOOooo000o!!

There's a girl in one of my classes this semester that looks a fair bit like this bitch. Every time I see her I think of you, Czech.

I'm in.

I especially love the subtle racial implications of the "we don't need no bling" line.

Well, obviously. But it is nice to see a little righteous liberal anger on cable news from time to time, semi-manufactured or not.

Olbermann's pissed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa6dCUWocbs Almost 10 minutes long!

Couldn't we just ban him from the CE folder? That's the only place where he's irredeemably awful.

Well, it's over. Hillary's lost the all-important Sinbad endorsement. Damning stuff.

"Takeover" would be better.

Every time MVP gets close to tying it up Marvin somehow finds a way to pull ahead. Destiny is clearly on the hairless retard's side.

That'd make one rockin' black-lit poster.

For some reason this made me think of those Chicken Boo sketches that they used to show on Animaniacs. Now I'm sitting here laughing like a retard at the image of a giant duck in a suit sitting in the Oval Office and meeting foreign heads of state and shit.

The name of my hometown starts with an S and kids would write it out using this thing so I always thought that this was a local invention. This thread is seriously blowing my mind.

Here's part 1 I must have missed the Armageddon show, or are we just equating the economic collapse of America with Armageddon? http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0703/30/gb.01.html Hahaha he's done it more than once. Glenn Beck: Serious Thinker.

Here's part 1

I'm sure there's a lottery team out there who will sign him (Miami perhaps????).

Seriously lollin at this.

I ate dinner in the same restaurant as Rich Rodriguez last Friday. I didn't say anything to him because I hate the University of Michigan. She's starting to look a little like Linda Hamilton.

But don't you realize that if Obama can't win California or New York in a Democratic Primary then there's absolutely no way that he'll be able to win them in a general election?? Also, Hillary won Ohio which means she'll definitely be able to carry it against McCain! This is faultless, airtight logic.

No terrorist worth his salt is going to come into this country via illegal border-crossing. Do you even think before you post this stuff or do you just mindlessly transcribe whatever Glenn Beck says? Don't answer that.

If Hillary does wind up somehow stealing the nomination I'll console myself by repeating "Hey, it could have been Evan Bayh" as I mark my ballot this November. Then I'll drive off a bridge.

More fun polling maps.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I'm the biggest Obamaskeptic in this community, and even I thought that was retarded. "Shows the kind of man he is"? You'd probably bitch him out if he did buy her a television but it wasn't HD. I bet Mitt Romney would have bought his grandma ten TVs. If only people cared about real, pressing issues like this one!