PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Those boots would be terrible even without the swastikas. Social transgression doesn't excuse bad fashion.

lol

I have to (somewhat) disagree with this. I think in terms of pure talent Tracy's right up there with the likes of Kobe. His problem is that his body is just too brittle and injury-prone these days to allow him to take full advantage of that talent. I think this is the main reason you see him settling for jumpers so much instead of driving to the rack like he's so capable of doing. In the back of his mind he knows that if he lands wrong or gets bumped hard there's a mighty big possibility that he ends up tweaking his ankle/shoulder/whatever.

It's actually pretty easy.

Why? They were playing fucking hack-a-shaq with 1:30 to go in the third quarter when they had the lead! And I'm almost positive that had Shaq not somehow miraculously made like 90% of his FTs during that stretch they would have kept at it. When you add shit like that to their general whinyness/flopping/employment of Bruce Bowen you have basically the antithesis of a likable, entertaining basketball team. I'm honestly baffled at how anybody who doesn't live in San Antonio can not hate this team.

"Traded best perimeter defender"

Hey Marney, would you happen to be big shot VIP in Washington DC who gets all sorts special accommodations like sweet ass bulletproof Lincolns and the President on speed-dial and also do you know a lot about firearms? I only ask because I've been noticing some really subtle hints in your posts recently that might point to all that being true and I'm just looking for some confirmation. Thx in advance!

AI really seems to like going 1/2 on free throws.

I don't think someone who roots for the Celtics gets to complain about media hype this year.

Chris Paul is good at basketball. edit: Really good.

This rules.

He's running his mouth still? I hope he never stops.

It's not even like they can reallu say that bullets were able to stop him faster than tranquilizers would have since he apparently kept on trucking after the first shots were fired. Cops are stupid.

This Scarlett Johansson thing is about 10,000 times better than it has any right to be.

Also, what's the difference (is there one?) between New Wave and power-pop? Do Elvis Costello and Blondie count as the former or the latter? Inquiring minds want to know.

The only album I own that I think could be classified power-pop is Big Star's Third/Sister Lovers, which I like quite a bit. Oh, and the first Weezer album, which I've never really been able to get into. One of my friends really likes Fountains of Wayne. I fail to see their appeal. Edit: "Jessie's Girl" is the shit.

Perhaps Pocky and "Longwang" could be having some kind of secret affair?

irony

I actually can't get off to porn that doesn't include at least four (4) ass-to-mouth transitions. Anything less and I'm left utterly unsatisfied.

People who can only appreciate art if it "speaks to them" in the most basic and literal way possible are simple-minded plebeians. That's a fact.

This is the best thread.

Hahaha are you serious about this? "Nerdcore" rap is the worst shit ever.