PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

I support this, but only if Mackinac Island stays in the US. I ain't payin' no import tariffs on fudge.

"Maggot Brain" is the best guitar solo

I'm listening to that Scarlett Johansson Tom Waits tribute thing right now. It's really, really good. What a pleasant surprise. EDIT: The more I listen to it the more I think this might be the best thing I've heard this year. Too bad it'll probably never escape the "Weird Celebrity Vanity Project" tag.

What's so intriguing about the playlist for every single Modern Rock radio station in existence?

Oh man Glenn Beck's stand-up has to be the most forced and awkward thing in the entire world.

G. Gordon Liddy is like a living, breathing Ralph Steadman cartoon.

The world has been a cold and dreary place ever since Mitt Romney stepped off the national stage. I'm glad he might be coming back.

Fact: All girls are attention whoring sluts.

At first I thought the dad in that video was Brian Doyle-Murray.

I had a dream last night in which my smoking hot sister tried to seduce me. I don't have a sister IRL and so I'm not sure if I should be worried or not about its implications re: my subconscious desires.

Except in the rape/mugging situation being discussed in this thread the person you'd be pointing the gun at would, in fact, be right next to you. People don't usually declare that they intend to rape you while standing at a safe distance.

Can we talk about how awesome Love's Forever Changes is?

hmmm, Love - "You Set The Scene" R. Kelly - "Ignition (Remix)" Funkadelic - "Maggot Brain" Bob Dylan - "Like a Rolling Stone" ("Royal Albert Hall" version) Beach Boys - "God Only Knows" Blondie - "Hangin' on the Telephone" Pavement - "We Dance" Broken Social Scene - "Anthems For a Seventeen Year Old Girl" Jay-Z - "Public Service Announcement" Nico - "These Days" Nothing here except maybe "Ignition (Remix)" is permanent.

Who knows what's going to happen when BO Hussein is elected President. It's best to be prepared!

Or someone with a really dry sense of humor.

I wonder if Steinman had a hand in this

For a second there I legitimately thought "tie rack" was slang for like a Tommy Gun or something. I have no idea why.

JR Smith is sweet as hell and I'm sad that this is probably the last time I'll get to see him play for like 7 months

You dudes are heartless. I just wanna give this girl a hug and comfort her and smell her hair and whisper in her ear and tell that everything's going to be all right, really it is and then maybe nibble on that ear a little bit and rub her back and smell her hair some more and just stay there in that embrace forever.........sigh

Some days I wake up and all I want is an AK-47 to call my own. No joke.

Who would've thought that the East would be the place for exciting playoff basketball this year.

Joe Johnson is unconscious right now. Holy shit.

MY DICK

Kobe will never be Jordan in a marketing/face-of-the-league type way because his personality will always be way, way, way too thorny for real mass consumption. I mean, could you ever see Kobe starring in a movie with fuckin' Bugs Bunny? No way. The next MJ is obv. Kevin Durant. That kid's a real cutie pie.