PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

That looks like fun 14. "Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35" 13. "Pledging My Time" 12. "Most Likely You Go Your Way (and I'll Go Mine)" 11. "Temporary Like Achilles" 10. "Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat" 9. "Obviously 5 Believers" 8. "Absolutely Sweet Marie" 7. "Just Like a Woman" 6. "4th Time Around" 5. "Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands" 4. "I Want You" 3. "Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again" 2. "Visions of Johanna" 1. "One of Us Must Know (Sooner or Later)"

VH1 is seriously the worst channel. At least MTV has all those retarded/hilarious fake dating shows.

Yeah that was pretty lame of them. They apparently stole the artwork for some of their shirts, too. Whatevs, the album doesn't really hold up on repeated listens anyway.

Openly flaunted his support for George W. Bush in 2004.

You must be some kind of mean old grouch who hates fun or something.

Yo dudes here is the Official Jam of Summer '08. Get familiar.

There were times during that Tournament of the Americas when Melo looked like the best player on the floor. Something about international competition/not playing on a complete dysfunctional mess of a team really seems to bring out the best in him.

Apparently if Josh Smith ends up asking for more than Atlanta is willing to pay the Pistons are going to try and pull off a sign and trade. I'd be beyond ecstatic if this were to actually happen (it probably won't ).

Hahaha

The video's pretty sweet too (warning: prob. NWS)

Stranger Than Paradise This is the only Jim Jarmusch movie that actually feels like something more than just an exercise in empty, too cool formalism. That quote from Roger Ebert on the poster up there is pretty much dead-on and I really don't have a lot to add to it so instead I'll just post a YouTube clip of one of my favorite scenes.

I'd say the best argument against doing drugs is that if you do too many you might one day find yourself saying some stupid shit like this with a straight face.

"Strange" is a little bit of an understatement. War & Peace is really, really (really) good but holy shit it just does not end. Like, I love every single page of it but I'd really like to be able to move on and read something else at some point.

The worst Beatles song is "All You Need Is Love." Purestrain hippie bullshit.

Oh damn I'm a little late The Departed Of the Scorsese stuff that's left this is probably my favorite. A nasty, violent crime drama from the man who elevated the nasty, violent crime drama to the realm of high art. It's got a pretty okay cast, too.

Chiming in to say that I'm pretty sure that Andrew Sullivan was the first to call Obama "post-racial," so let's all just agree to never use that term again.

I bought Boys & Girls in America because everyone and their brother was ridin' its dick like it was some kind of masterpiece and it was literally the most boring thing I'd ever heard. If I ever meet Craig Finn I'm going to punch him in the larynx.

The Kid A review is still the worst thing Pitchfork's ever published. I mean, holy shit

Apropos of this "how good is Paul Pierce really?" discussion allow me to quote the best summation of the man's life & legacy yet written.

goddamn Vampire Weekend is so gay

Jobs are for knobs, careers are for queers! Become a vagrant! Live off the grid! Fuck the system fuck the man FUCK BU$H! ~*PunkRock4Ever*~

"ragae music" is better than The Eagles.

I foresee something like this happening to Kevin Love on a nightly basis in the NBA

I'm more offended by the fact that he decided to spend the money on tickets to see the fucking Eagles.

This is the first time that I'm legitimately upset that someone else got to a movie before I did. Fuck.