PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

This is exactly what I've done with the phrase "lactose intolerant". I'll just toss it out in the middle of a conversation like "Zelda's well lactose intolerant on the WII". I've given it positive connotations, so people ignore its actual meaning. You're probably pretty annoying irl.

Reed, easily. I've tried and tried and tried to get into Zappa, but aside from a few scattered moments ("Trouble Every Day," a handful of songs from Sheik Yerbouti) it's just never clicked for me. Reed, on the other hand, is responsible for oodles of stuff that I absolutely love.

It's Hoop Dreams, hands down.

Why'd you guys let Matt Young out?

Hopefully.

I blame the Kyoto Treaty for snow in March.

Fuckin spoiler-tag that shit! Jesus Christ.

What's the story behind your name, Awkward Lapdance?

It's Lukester. I guess he's no longer interested in birds. I wonder what happened??

I hope the IRL Waterworld turns out to be as sweet as the movie version.

We just can't get rid of Evan Bayh

gary floyd

"Quadruple amputee supports the troops by pissing everywhere" This could hang in the MoMA.

I'm curious to know when exactly you went from this: to being so empathetic toward her. I mean, is she not still the same stupid cunt she was 3 1/2 months ago?

Not in it. Voted 1 star.

So I somehow managed to pull off the feat of going 27/32 in first round picks while at the same time losing 3 Sweet 16s, 2 Elite 8s, and 1 Final Four. Whoops.

Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles Sounds like a concept album about a tumultuous relationship between a bi-polar girl and an Atari soundchip. It's pretty amazing. Listen to it.

To be fair, the TSM thread is basically the third most active thing on the board (behind Boardum and the god-awful CE forum).

A.J. Price just went down with a knee injury and I have UConn in the Final Four. Awesome.

Hahaha. You're pretty stupid if you actually believe this.

I have USC going to the Elite 8. Fuck.

The only women's athletics that's fun to watch is tennis since their inferior athleticism isn't as much of a hindrance there. Beach volleyball's pretty cool too.

Whoa, people who draw hacky political cartoons for a living are misogynists. Who would have guessed.

Snuffy, what do you mean? Jesus, I know it's been said before, but Good God, MikeSC is terrible. He's every right-wing radio talkshow host folded into a horrible, argumentative message board poster. Marney is pretty dreadful too there. Marney is genuinely psychotic, I think.

Ignoring problems always makes them go away!