PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Okay, the chanting in that was kinda creepy/cultish. I'm starting to sort of see where you're coming from on this, Czech. I'd probably be incredibly irritated with the whole Obama movement by now if I didn't agree with most of his policy stances.

"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" and "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (the song) are both awesome. I don't really care about anything else he's done.

Matt Young.........you smoke WEEED? Hahaha. So do I! Let's be weed buddies/ 420 4 life. dank nugz everyday! smoke that chronic. hell yeAH!

Helping to get another Republican elected President isn't going to fix any of that.

The Dwight/TMac pick-and-roll would have been pretty much unstoppable.

Tracy McGrady has got to be the most snakebit pro athlete this side of Chris Webber. Just when everything's finally looking up and it seems like he's finally going to have a real chance to rid himself of the "can't make it out of the first round" tag this goes and happens. Goddamn.

Anyone who's lived through the past 7 years and still thinks there's only a "narrow spectrum" separating Democrats and Republicans is pretty much a straight-up retard.

The Teenagers - "Homecoming (Gentlemen Drivers Rave Mix)"

Steve Nash is indie as fuck.

"I disagree with him, ergo his policies will never work. None of them. Ever." Good argument.

Like NoCalMike sorta pointed out, this isn't really that different then what happens with any other super-popular Presidential candidate. Just be happy that the uninformed rubes are actually flocking to a guy with good policies for once.

Not really. Most McCain supporters seem to buy into the whole "straight-talking maverick war hero who breaks the rules to get the job done" image, which is just as transparent and superficial as Obama's "changehopechangehopechange yes we can!" schtick. Similarly, Huckabee's really playing up the whole "folksy southern preacher who plays the bass and totally hates taxes" thing. Face it, politics in this country (especially wrt Presidential elections) is based almost completely on a candidate's ability to generate some kind of cult of personality. Obama just happens to be charismatic/smart enough to pull it off on a larger scale than anyone else in the race.

Will Farrell is King Ralph. He's uncouth. He's unkept. He's the king. King Ralph.

Quoting the worst sequence of posts in board history.

Will Farrell is a baby who's about to put his hand on a hot stove. Nonononono little baby that will hurt you! Eeek! Oh little baby, what did I tell you? Come here. come here.. It will be okay. It will be okay. There there, little baby. There there. Therethrer.e Title:

WILL FARRELL IS A DOG. HE GOES "WOOF WOOF." SOMETIMES HE CHASES HIS TAIL AROUND AND PEOPLE GO, "WHAT A SILLY DOG." TITLE OF MOVIE: "SILLY DOG: THE STORY OF A SILLY DOG"

indeed

hahaha no you're not

That girl is a definite qt.

This is like a slightly less annoying Animal Collective.

That's not even the best music video featuring a cute chick leading around some dudes in creepy animal masks.

You had some viking-looking thing puking a rainbow for like three days.

Speaking of this, here's a kinda funny parody featuring McCain

Yeah, this is probably the best thing I've heard so far this year.

Haha. As soon as I saw Marvin's name in the Last Action column I said to myself, "I bet he quoted some stupid Glenn Beck book."