PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

You said this. You called someone a "child" and referred to youself as their "better" on an internet forum. You're a fucking caricature! I can hardly conceive of you existing outside of the internet. You communicate in a slobbering blend of bad vampire novel character and Rush Limbaugh. You seemingly exist in a September 12th, 2001 version of the movie Groundhog's Day. Watching your failed intelectual flailings is like watching a chihuahua bark at a passing dog. Your entire existence on this forum is traced from talking point to quackery to talking point like a retarded constellation. You make a mockery of real issues by constantly bringing up things like lapel pins and middle names. You're polarizing in the worst way, and, just so you don't forget - - you posted this and then thought to yourself "take that." I hate you. That's a pretty great post, though. I agree that ad hominems and shit aren't really conducive to good discussion, but can't an exception be made for really well-executed insults?

Mike Gravel has returned to YouTube!

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Hey ma, what's up, lets slide, all right, all right And we gon get it on tonight You smoke, I smoke, I drink, me too, well good Cause we gon get high tonight Got drops, got Coups, got Trucks, got jeeps, all right Cause we gon take a ride tonight So ma, what's up, let's slide, all right, all right And we gon get it on tonight Yo, Now I was downtown clubbin', ladies night. Seen shorty she was crazy right and I approach baby like, "Ma, What's your age and type?" She looked at me and said, "You's a baby, right?" I told her, "I'm 18 and live a crazy life, plus I'll tell you what the 80's like. And I know what ladies like: Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice. I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe. Come with me come stay the night." She looked at me laughin', like boy your game is tight I'm laughin' back like sho' you right "Get in the car. And don't touch nothing. Sit in the car. Let's discuss somethin, either we lovin' or I'll see you tommorow." Now we speeding up the Westside, hand creepin' up her left side, I'm ready to do it--Ready to bone, ready for dome...55th exit, damn, damn, already we home Now let's get it on Hey ma, what's up, lets slide, all right, all right And we gon get it on tonight You smoke, I smoke, I drink, me too, well good Cause we gon get high tonight Got drops, got Coups, got Trucks, got jeeps, all right Cause we gon take a ride tonight So ma, what's up, let's slide, all right, all right And we gon get it on tonight Now that I got a girl, my Ex wanna holla and spit, told me to acknowledge her quick. She like, "Cam stop frontin' on that Dave Hollister tip. Come over lets swallow and sip." I'm like, "Ma, that's it! I promise you dick!" Usually have a problem with chicks. They all say I'm rotten and rich, but not her. Booby's real, high heel dooby feel, plus got them Gucci nails, uh. You a cutie still, and this my down girl too, ain't no groupie deal. We left the movies with Uzies, Suzuki wheels, to the Jacuzzi, I tell you my booby's real. I mean she do be winning, Louis spinnin. Go to the crib she got the Gucci linen' I see booby grinning She looked and said, "Cam, I know that you be sinning" "Naw, I'm a changed man, look at the range ma'am. I got a whole new game plan" Looked and said, "That's nothing but game, Cam" She was right; she was up in the Range man Droped her off at the L, now I'm flippin' the cell. That's right, I had to call up L. "Yo, L" "What up?" "I hit" "What else?" "Plus dome." "Say word?" And we got it on tonight

Anybody who srsly takes something like this into consideration when voting for President is pretty much a complete retard.

At least once B.O. Hussein's elected and institutes some bastard form of Sharia Law I'll (probably) be able to wear a keffiyeh without looking like a total faggot douchebag. That's something I can get behind.

That song could be the best thing Radiohead ever did musically (it's not, obviously) and the lyrics would still ruin it.

Most of the rest of In Rainbows has grown on me but I refuse to ever concede that "House of Cards" is anything other than total shit.

I'M ON THE SOUTHSIDE OF CHICAGO LOOKIN FOR A REAL HO. I DONT SEE A TOUCHDOWN, ARMS UP, FIELD GOAL!

I'M ON THE WEST SIDE OF CHICAGO LOOKIN FOR A BUST DOWN TO MAKE ME PUT MY TWO ARMS UP--TOUCHDOWN!

Hotbutter Spoontoaster Edit: Oh, it seems he's already unbanned. Disregard this post.

Out on the tar plains the glides are moving, all looking for a new place to drive. You sit beside me so newly charming. Sweating dewdrops glisten fresh in your side. And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind the front of your dress all shadowy lined and the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart. Way down the lane away, living for another day, the aphids swarm up in the drifting haze. Swim seagull in the sky towards that hollow western isle. My envied lady holds you fast in her gaze. And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind the front of your dress all shadowy lined and the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart and the sun drips down bedding heavy behind the front of your dress all shadowy lined and the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart. sing blue silver And watching lovers part, I feel you smiling. What glass splinters lie so deep in your mind to tear out from your eyes with a thought to stiffen brooding lies? And I'll only watch you leave me further behind... And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind the front of your dress all shadowy lined and the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart and the sun drips down bedding heavy behind the front of your dress all shadowy lined and the droning engine THROBS in time with your beating heart. sing blue silver sing, sing...blue silver (Theres more to this kind of camouflage--more than just colour and shape) (Who's going now, into a classiomatic?)

The doctor tells me I grit/grind my teeth while I'm asleep. This, he says, accounts for the ever-present dull pain in my jaw. Not pleasant.

I vote threadworthy idea.

Everybody would probably just gang up and beat the shit out of you

I can't believe Czech decided to just straight up own me with an edit. Goddamn. EDIT: Oh wait I get it now. I really am a big dumb idiot.

I think what's happened is that the GOP's pet expenditures (Iraq, THE BORDER WAR, etc) have just started to cost more than the Democrats' social safety-net shit. There simply isn't a real party of small government anymore. I'd argue that this is because the natural impulse of anybody who suddenly gains possession of real political power is to actually use that power and not to impose some sort of limitations on it. I'm a big dumb idiot.

But, just like Halle Berry, he identifies himself as "black." I'm sure their white mothers are so proud. Especially as, in both cases, their black fathers abandoned their families. Does that surprise anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Don't you think it'd be a little difficult for somebody with dark skin and a name like "Barack Obama" to self-identify as anything other than black? Dude's not really capable of "passing."

This is some kind of asymmetrical warfare right here.

Yeah, I pretty much agree with everything Kurt Loder says in that review, though I wouldn't go quite so far as to proclaim the album a 5-star masterpiece or the best "art rock" record of all time or anything like that. I just think it's a really interesting, moving album that doesn't sound like anything else Floyd did.

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That's what you people get for dismantling the only thing that ever gave your region a shred of street cred.

Here's how I imagine it actually went Black guy: Could you please put out your cigarette? Her: *mumbles* fucking niggers Black guy: What? Her: *blank stare* Black guy: What did you say? Her: *puts out cigarette* *rolls eyes* *scoffs smugly*

Smug, self-satisfied racism is the best kind.