PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Like a giant fence along the Mexican border and a never-ending war in the Middle East? (sorry snuffbox)

As far as hacky left-leaning cable news hosts go Abrams is about the best there is. Olbermann's turned into kind of a self-aggrandizing dipshit over the last couple years.

Hey snuffbox, your arch-nemesis has resurfaced People who vote for Obama are "unserious" retards! Smart, thoughtful people know that what this country really needs is knowledgeable, experienced leadership from spineless hacks like Evan Bayh and Chuck Schumer.

Well, that's the thing, isn't it? Obviously, Bill is some sort of sex addict, and there's nothing Hillary, or any other wife, could really do about that. I don't think it makes her less of a woman or a strong person because she can't control him. But, say Hillary's in the white house as president, she'll be busy, Bill will be lonely....Mitt Romney pointed this out, as well. Doesn't it make Hillary, and thus America look worse on the world stage if the first gentleman is making international headlines for screwing everyone woman with a pulse? It's embaressing. Who wants to hear about cigars or blowjobs for the next 4 years? We'll hear more about Hillary's personal life than what she's doing in office. I'm not someone who thinks a poltical spouse be thatat major an issue or should a bearing on whether you vote for a candidate. But, at the same time, it's important that a presidential spouse can carry themselves with some amount of dignity and not get dragged into a scandal every five minutes. Michelle Obama, Cindy McCain (yeah, she had a drug problems but she's been clean for decades) both seem fine, but Bill? That's all completely and totally retarded and if Obama started stooping that low I'd probably lose a lot of respect for him. Do we really want our candidate of HOPEANDCHANGE taking cues from fuckin' Mitt Romney?

Cedar Point's kinda cool, I guess. And Steven Spielberg was born there. And...that's it.

Ohio is the worst state.

Considering that Clinton won by a considerable margin in Ohio and considering that the Republican and Democratic polling locations weren't collocated in Texas, you didn't really predict anything accurately. Also, according to MSNBC's exit polls self-identified Republicans broke in favor of Obama in Texas and went 50/50 in Ohio. Good job, Nostramarvin.

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Seeing as how there's basically no real substantive differences between them policy-wise, her not endorsing Obama would really be just about the pettiest shit ever. Obama and Edwards weren't even on the Michigan ballot and so most people who would have voted for one of them didn't even bother to vote. Counting that farce as a legitimate win for Clinton without some kind of do-over would piss off way a lot of people and probably lead to a genuine rupture in the party.

And the girls in the band aren't even cute! Epic fail.

This is technically an outro and not an intro, but it's one of the best things ever so I'm posting it anyway Also,

When Venkman was talking about little discs stacked up in clear paper I thought he was referring to these abominations which certainly do belong in this discussion. Chalk is not candy. Also, Wikipedia informs me that Necco is responsible for not only these but also Sweethearts AND Candy Buttons. Fuck you, Necco.

Yeah. I've never eaten there though, and the only one that was even close to where I live closed down quite a few years ago. According to Wikipedia there's only like 10 left in existence.

Okay, the chanting in that was kinda creepy/cultish. I'm starting to sort of see where you're coming from on this, Czech. I'd probably be incredibly irritated with the whole Obama movement by now if I didn't agree with most of his policy stances.

"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" and "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (the song) are both awesome. I don't really care about anything else he's done.

Matt Young.........you smoke WEEED? Hahaha. So do I! Let's be weed buddies/ 420 4 life. dank nugz everyday! smoke that chronic. hell yeAH!

Helping to get another Republican elected President isn't going to fix any of that.

The Dwight/TMac pick-and-roll would have been pretty much unstoppable.

Tracy McGrady has got to be the most snakebit pro athlete this side of Chris Webber. Just when everything's finally looking up and it seems like he's finally going to have a real chance to rid himself of the "can't make it out of the first round" tag this goes and happens. Goddamn.

Anyone who's lived through the past 7 years and still thinks there's only a "narrow spectrum" separating Democrats and Republicans is pretty much a straight-up retard.

The Teenagers - "Homecoming (Gentlemen Drivers Rave Mix)"

Steve Nash is indie as fuck.

"I disagree with him, ergo his policies will never work. None of them. Ever." Good argument.