UZI Suicide

Jerry Lawler: "Here's my all-time favorite band.. Egypt Central!"

I bet it's Mr. Kennedy.

Are Cade and Murdoch going off the script or something? Lawler has asked them about 20 different ways whether or not they got screwed last night.

I bet Shane does the Van Terminator on RVD tonight.

I fucking LOVE Jerry Jones.

Most Valuable Player 1. Kobe Bryant 2. Dirk Nowitzki 3. Steve Nash 4. Tim Duncan 5. Tracy McGrady Coach of the Year 1. Sam Mitchell 2. Don Nelson 3. Jerry Sloan Rookie of the Year 1. Brandon Roy 2. Andrea Bargnani 3. Rudy Gay Defensive Player of the Year 1. Marcus Camby 2. Gerald Wallace 3. Ron Artest Most Improved Player 1. Monta Ellis 2. Kevin Martin 3. Al Jefferson 6th Man of the Year 1. Leandro Barbosa 2. Manu Ginobli 3. Corey Maggette (Criteria is you have to have come off the bench more games than you started.) All-NBA 1st Team G - Steve Nash G - Kobe Bryant F - Tracy McGrady F - Dirk Nowitzki C - Tim Duncan 2nd Team G - Jason Kidd G - Gilbert Arenas F - LeBron James F - Chris Bosh C - Amare Stoudemire 3rd Team (G, G, F, F, C) G - Deron Williams G - Dwyane Wade F - Carmello Anthony F - Kevin Garnett C - Dwight Howard (You can vote people out of position within reason, as you'll see when I post my ballot. But don't put in Steve Nash as a forward or center, for example.) All-Defense 1st Team (G, G, F, F, C) G - Baron Davis G - Gerald Wallace F - Shawn Marion F - Ron Artest C - Marcus Camby 2nd Team (G, G, F, F, C) G - Josh Smith G - Raja Bell F - Ron Artest F - Jermaine O'Neal C - Emeka Okafor All-Rookie 1st Team Randy Foye Brandon Roy Rudy Gay Andrea Bargnani Paul Millsapp 2nd Team Rajon Rondo LaMarcus Aldridge Shelden Williams Adam Morrison Tyrus Thomas

Are you kidding? It's NOTHING like "With Teeth" (which is a good thing) and really, style-wise, is only comparable to "Pretty Hate Machine".

Nine Inch Nails - Capital G

Russell Fucking Martin! Walk off Grand Slam to beat the Pirates.

All the copy cats popping up now are pathetic. I watched the news tonight and they literally went through about 10 minutes of the threats that schools all over the country have been getting over the past couple of days.

Poor TULSA? How about poor Arkansas? They've had the worst year ever.

You're nuts. "Under 21" was one of the best skits of the season.

I blame Marilyn Manson.

My favorite song off of that album is actually Down on the Farm.

Yeah, that's exactly why this happened. Because CBS and MSNBC hate children. Anyways, it's clear from this thread he has a fanbase, he'll probably get a new show somewhere else and continue doing his thing. His ratings have been abysmal for over a decade. I would be shocked if anyone threw big money at him, although this controversy will make him a hotter commodity than he would have been.

I can't believe the way Seacrest treated Sanjaya tonight. That was racist.

Sanjaya's safe!! CROWD BOOING! Fuck em!

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication What the fuck.

Fergie - Fergalicious

WWE.com's write up of it makes me hopeful that we will get to see the "I'm straight and edge and that makes me better than you" obnoxious heel CM Punk.

This is great. I hope they don't turn him back, he needs to go full blown heel and shit all over the originals for being druggies and has-beens, and just be an obnoxious straight edge asshole.

That was like the Shawn Michaels-Mike Tyson thing. Punk should have just ripped off his shirt to reveal a New Breed shirt.

I wish Tazz or Styles would slip-up and call him Monty Brown. Preferably Tazz.

Snitsky: "I LIKE YOUR FEET"

Sandman is a great fucking actor. "CMON BE AN ORIGINAL. I WOULDNT STEER YOU WRONG. HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN EACH OTHER? SINCE 98 WITH NORM CONNERS!!!"