UZI Suicide

Rock & Hogan vs. THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION Kane and Undertaker vs. Randy Orton and "Cowboy" Bob Orton vs. Ric Flair and Steve Austin vs. The Outsiders.

I'd like to see a New Jack vs. Snitsky, steel cage match.

I believe sometime decades ago the Cowboys began believing the blue jersey's were cursed because they lost a bunch of games in them, so they started wearing the white ones all the time and won some championships. This led to teams starting to wear their white jersey's at home when the Cowboys came to town. Most notably were the Redskins and Eagles who did that. I guess the Redskins just decided to start wearing the white's at home all the time. Philly wears their white ones at home sometimes when Dallas comes into town, but others(like this year) they didn't.

Because it clearly seems to be what they've been doing for a while now. What are the rumors in the "dirtsheets" or whatever saying? I haven't been keeping up with them for a while now but last I saw the big WM match was supposed to be Orton/HHH, but now they seem to be building up Batista as his opponent. I'd expect to see something happen in the Elimination Chamber where they have a conflict.. maybe HHH wins due to Batista's help, and doesn't give Batista any credit the following night. Batista goes on to win the Rumble and they are on a collision course for WM. I like Batista a lot more than Orton so I hope it happens.

Sting will join the WWE at some point. No athlete can stay away forever. He'll always get that "What if?" itch

Um, no he isn't. He's definitely not better than John Shurholz or Billy Beane. And if you really think the Cards have the best lineup, bullpen and rotation.. well, you MIGHT be a homer.

Too bad Johnny Depp and Leo DiCaprio dropped out of this flick.

Ohhh.. BURN.

WTF is up with that website? It looks like a retard put it together. That interview was awful. The guy interviewing HHH was about as bad as an interviewer can possibly be.

Are you talking about when he was on RAW with the long hair, and changed to the Cowboy boots and short black tights, and fought the nWo for a while with Austin? That was shit.

So was Bret Hart. So was Shawn & Edge. Also you can put Shelton on the list with Bret, Shawn, Edge pretty soon. Farooq, Haas and Christian Neidharted/Jannettyed their careers. The difference is those were all young guys who were hyped up as being such great wrestlers all the time by announcers. You knew one day they would go off and have singles success. Bradshaw is pretty much a lifetime tag team wrestler except for a couple of crappy singles runs sprinkled here and there.

Because...he's Bradshaw.

De Niro just sucks on SNL. He's so uncomfortable and stiff looking. And he stares at the cue cards like he never saw the script beforehand.

The reason for Cal's success is they heavily recruit Junior College's. That is where Aaron Rodgers and JJ Arrington came from. Without that they would be average. ND does not recruit Junior Colleges. Thats one of the things Urban Meyer wanted them to change if he was going to coach there.

Karl Malone like little pink mexican taco.

Oklahoma has not seen a team like USC.

Notre Dame's expectations aren't on par with reality. Their recruting standards will not allow them to stay on the same level as the USC's and Oklahoma's of the world, so to blame Willingham is stupid. Any coach who goes there is handcuffed.

USC is too much next year. They have basically their entire offense returning and a lot of the defense.

Gotta love the Lakers. The drama will never die Both Bryant and Karl Malone — speaking through his agent, Dwight Manley — confirmed Saturday night that they had a major falling out involving Bryant's wife, Vanessa, two weeks before the Bryant radio interview that had supposedly ticked off Malone so much. Before Saturday night's game with the Clippers, Bryant listened as I relayed the story that's going around town, and when I finished, he said, that's true. On Nov. 23, the night the Lakers played the Bucks at Staples Center, Vanessa was talking on the phone to Malone's wife, Kaye. Kaye gave Vanessa her husband's cellphone number, and Vanessa called Malone, who was sitting at courtside, and invited Malone's child to join her. Malone, wearing cowboy boots and a hat, eventually took the child to Vanessa. Malone hugged Vanessa, and then Vanessa asked — as Manley recounts this part of the story — "Hey, cowboy, what are you hunting?" "She said it twice," Manley said, "and Karl answered the second time, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.' " After the game Vanessa told Bryant that Malone had come on to her, and said several inappropriate things. She also told Bryant that she had called Malone's wife and asked Kaye to get her husband away from her. Bryant called Malone on his cellphone after the game, and Bryant laid into Malone. Bryant said Malone didn't have much to say in return and didn't deny anything. What's a husband supposed to do when your wife tells you something like that? Bryant wanted to know as we talked. Bryant said he was uncomfortable discussing the incident and he would have preferred to keep it quiet, but the New York Post reported this week that Malone was seen giving Vanessa a big hug, and then "somehow Malone managed to cross Vanessa" and got on her "frosty side."[/b] http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-simers...eadlines-sports

Good for Weis but I don't see how it's all that great for ND.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. *rimshot*

"I know bad chicks that blow cum bubbles like bubble gum" -- Nas

Subject:A crazy night in NYC Hey Girls, I just wanted to update you about our weekend in NYC. Of course it was XXX's birthday so it was bound to be a crazy time...you know it's never a dull moment when two or more of us P.C. girls get together! Well, for those of you who didn't recieve a late night phone call Saturday night from XXX, Ill fill you in on what happened...When we got off the subway in Manhattan, me, XXX and XXX were attempting to catch a cab when I saw something laying on the street...it looked like a wallet so I kicked it over to XXX and said "whats this?" XXX picked it up and we jumped into the cab. Inside the cab XXX opened the wallet and found a liscence, an American Express Black card, a $20 bill rolled tight, and a folded up $1 bill. He yells: "Oh my God, guess whos wallet this is!" I said: "Whos? I found it, hand it over!" To my surprise it was Lindsay Lohan's California liscence and credit card! I took out the dollar bill and unfolded it to find a rather large bag of what looked to be cocaine! I couldnt believe my eyes! We had a pop star's wallet with illegal drugs and she's only 18! The first thing that came to mind was to blackmail for a large amount of cash or a casting in her next movie... Unfortunately I've learned that publicity might not be so appealing when you have tons of strange people calling your cell phone to buy your story. Since I had no idea if I should keep the wallet or send it back, I called US Weekly for advice. US Weekly called Lindsays publicist and the next thing I knew I was getting calls from her publicist threatening to sue me. She wanted my home address so she can send a driver out to pick it up. I refused to give her any personal information. The National Inquirer called me about 8X to buy my story for $2500 (which keeps going up everytime I talk to them), they want to take pictures of the evidence, give me a polygraph, and interview me tomorrow. I dont think its the morraly correct thing to do and Im not sure its the safest either. the New York Post has attempted to contact me (check for an article in tomorrow's paper, most likely it will not be a completely accurate story), the NYPD (who threatened to arrest me if i dont hand over the goods since they claim it is government property), and some strange people who wouldn't even tell me who they were (but thought I was dumb enough to give them my address). I don't know who to believe and what to do with the wallet. I told Lindsay's publicist that I would like to return it to her in person so that I knew it was going to her. She said she would ask her. Supposedly Lindsay was freaked out by the whole thing and was crying hysterically and denied ever doing any drugs. The publicist told me she only drinks a lot and likes to party, and smokes cigarettes, but what 18 year old doesn't...what a publicist she is! She also claimed to have called Lindsay's parents who called their lawyer and is ready to sue me if I make any wrong moves. At this point Im kind of afraid to answer my phone anymore b/c Im scared someone might get my address and come to my house. I think what I will do is just mail it to her house in Beverly Hills tomorrow and hope it gets to her. Anyway, I scanned the liscence and the credit card for you guys to see just for kicks. I blacked out her street address b/c I don't know what kind of trouble I can get into and I have to be careful! The black card is cancelled, but it would have been nice to have a night of unlimited spending on Lindsay Lohan for XXX's 24th birthday! Lindsay Lohan is a teenage coke whore. That's hot.

Well that trailer eases some of my concerns after seeing that horrible movie poster. It also looks like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp were dropping acid when filming this. Excellent.

Anyone else think the entire reason for the plain crash might have been Claire's baby? When Charlie said "They only wanted Claire", I began thinking back to the psychic telling her not to get on the flight, and that great danger awaited the baby. Then Charlie saying last week that maybe the psychic knew the plane would crash. I wonder if whoever it is that's on the island needed Claire to get the baby for some reason.