UZI Suicide

eh, I thought DL Hughley was the best when he filled in.

Why doesn't SNL hire the George Bush that Jay Leno always uses on his show? That guy sounds and looks exactly like him. Forte is just awful as W.

"Serious" by Nas and AZ

That's what they say about every rivalry. Let's be real, Alabama is an average to below average team. I don't give a shit about any kind of rivalry.

I just got back from there. Howard Stern was out there giving out free SIRIUS satellite radios. That was fucking awesome. It was a madhouse though. Was anyone else there? Bob Barron seems to be there whenever there's a celebrity in NY so I wouldn't be surprised if he was there. EDIT: I dont know why the fuck I put question marks in the title, but I can't edit it.

That's fucking hilarious. The first thing that popped into my head when I saw them on TV with their pink t-shirts and sideways baseball caps, whining about losing their hair gel was.. "If John Gotti was alive he'd beat the living shit out of them for being such fags"

That looks like a fucking awful card. The heavyweight division is completely in the shitter.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0418131/ WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!? HOLLYWOOD MUST BE STOPPED,

Well, the poster is really gay. But I don't think you can go wrong with Burton and Depp.

^^ I think Sean Penn's son is a big fan of Bam's, so that's probably how. About Compton Ass Terry.. he said a line last night that most people probably didn't hear but I was cracking up.. when Knoxville glued all the pool balls together and Bam hit the cue ball and it just bounced off and went into the pocket, Compton Ass Terry was like.."man that's like the Matrix or some shit"

Do people really think this guy can be TNA's big "homegrown star"? He has such a lame, cheesy "make a bunch of weird movements, sceam as loud as I can and make a odd face" tough guy gimmick. I just saw him on the BDSSP and I almost felt embarassed for him.. he kept doing this..."IM GONNA POUNCE YOU!!! WOOO!! STEP INTO MYYYYY SERENGETI!!!" and then flexing for 10 seconds junk and you could see the hosts of the show with looks on their face like "Wtf is this guy's problem?" I cant see this guy being a big star in the long run... I mean, everyone I know who I've shown him to laughs because hes so corny. He's doing an early 90s WWF gimmick in 2004.

Louisville Marshall North Texas Texas A&M Michigan State Pittsburgh South Carolina Missouri Georgia Tech Air Force Indiana Nebraska Fresno State Kansas Virginia Tech Purdue Central Michigan Washington Arkansas State Wyoming Tiebreak #1:50 Tiebreak #2: 189

What's the difference between seeing two guys at a shopping mall making out while being "partners" and seeing two guys at a shopping mall making out while being married? Is it really going to affect you if they are married? I don't see how that could personally affect your life. That's what I find funny about this whole issue. So many people seem to think because gays are married they're all of the sudden going to be all over the place in society.. well newsflash, they already are. It's funny because the majority of these people in the bible belt so against this are probably cheating on their spouses anyway.

I see Glaus as a DH before too long.

Powell - like Deon mentioned. But that's it. That's a whole different thing than being voted into the presidency.

As great as Obama is he'll never win. America won't vote a black man into office.

It's a republican controlled government now. All 3 branches controlled by the GOP. I'm completely ashamed of my fellow americans tonight. Enjoy the next four years of complete and utter hell.

November 3rd, 2004... The day Democracy in America died.

He's an actor.. I know I've seen his face in so many movies, but I can't name any of them right now.

How can they call Florida with so many absentees uncounted

more proof Diebold is stealing votes!!!!! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...ess=132x1288384 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...ess=132x1288384 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...ess=132x1288384

Something fishy in Ohio Currently: Bush 708,716 53% Kerry 635,843 47% BUT: For the Exit Polls Women support Kerry 53% to 47% Men support Kerry 51% to 49% Independents support Kerry 60% to 39% Men, women and Independents support Kerry more than Bush, yet Ohio is still going to Bush? With all the new voters all that's going on... how can it be that Republicans are turning out more than Democrats? Why would Bush be ahead AT ALL? The diebold machines are clearly rigged

Simon Dean is one of the best characters on WWE TV in a long fucking time.

All these solutions are ridiculous, picking apart all these things the WWE needs to do. Look, the fact is, they need one thing, and that's a big megastar. They need a Hogan/Austin/Rock. During the boom periods, everything but the main event storylines usually always sucked. I mean, put the mid-card shit that the WWE was throwing out back during Austin's run on TV and they might draw in the low 2's. The WWE just needs to find that one guy to bring wrestling back into another boom period. Of course, that's a lot easier said than done.

No, to hit the ball farther.