UZI Suicide

Tazz: "I don't know what the hell's gonna happen in this.... extreme eliminshin table" huh?

OH NO, I WONDER WHO'S GOING TO WIN.

I don't recall anyone ever calling Rey a "piece of shit", but how can you argue that most of his career decisions seem to be motivated by money? Anyway, thanks for posting these Decemberists, and I wouldn't be shocked to see Rey in TNA when his deal is up.

If we're lucky.

Angle went over Joe again! HAHA. This is awesome *clap clap clap clap clap* This is awesome *clap clap clap clap clap* This is awesome *clap clap clap clap clap*

Niggas!!!

I hope Igor Olshansky didn't hurt his hand punching that piece of shit Tom Nalen. It's only a shame Nalen didn't attempt that with someone a little meaner, like Albert Haynesworth, who would have kicked him in the head and ended his career.

Damn, Lee Evans has 6 catches for 205 yards and 2 TDs through one quarter of play for Buffalo.

Michigan made that look way too easy.

NO!! I THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE WITH HER. My spirit has been broken.

Did they seriously just have Kurt Angle do an ankle lock to Samoa Joe? There goes the whole "OMGZ WHATS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN ANGLE GETS THE ANKLE LOCK ON JOE!!! NOBODY CAN GET OUT OF IT!!!!11"

The NFC is totally wide open. The Bears are the best team, but when they have performances like they did against the Dolphins and Cardinals it makes you wonder. Plus, you don't really know which Rex Grossman you're going to get. At this point there's quite a few teams that could make a run, but the main contenders from the NFC, IMO, are Chicago, New York, Seattle, Dallas, Carolina & New Orleans. I'm not really sold on the Saints, despite their record, but with an offense like that you're always a threat to win.

GEE, I wonder if Abyss is gonna win.

MIKE TENAY'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO, HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

SATURDAY Virginia N.C. State Iowa Connecticut Maryland Illinois Texas Tech Auburn Michigan Kansas State Wake Forest Utah USC Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Michigan/Ohio State game? 34 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Michigan's Mike Hart have against Ohio State? 105

"Black Republican" is great. Pretty much everything you could expect when you put Nas and Jay-Z together on the same track. Nas just kills his verse. If anyone wants to hear it (this is a clear version, not the one that was floating around the last couple of days with the annoying DJ's screaming over it) - http://rapidshare.com/files/3312172/nas_-_...blican.mp3.html

Make sure you tell her you might have AIDS before the date.

I bet if you look closely enough you can find some powdered donut residue in that beard.

JBL is decent but I think people have been so starved for a good heel announcer that he's being made out to be a lot better than he really is. He gets in some good one liners every now and then, but he gets on my nerves whenever there's a foreign guy wrestling (I can't even think of how many there are on SD! this late at night, but I know it happens whenever Sylvan wrestles) he goes into his "DURRRRR SCREW THIS DAMN FRENCHIE FUCK EVERYONE THAT ISNT AMERICAN USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA" shtick.

She must have felt like crap after that.

I think the Dodgers have to keep Nomar now. Give him a two year deal and keep him at first, because Loney can play RF. Kemp isn't ready to start yet.

Drew is the kind of guy who will get a walk when you need a homerun, strikeout when you've got RISP and hit a homerun when you're up by five runs late in the game.

Borat ruled on Leno tonight. Leno: "So what do you say to people who say your film is homophobic and anti-semetic?" Borat: "Oh, thank you very much." Well played, sir.

I don't even know what to say about JD Drew. The stats say that he's an elite player. As someone who has watched nearly every game he played the past two seasons, he is so fuckin' NOT an elite player. A true enigma, but I guarentee you'll despise him if your team signs him, then at the end of the year you'll be like, "how did he get those stats? he didn't do shit this year"

BEST. OFFSEASON. EVER. I heard this rumor on the radio the other day but I never honestly thought it would happen. There's no team out there dumb enough to pay Drew what he was going to get the next three years. Good fuckin riddance.