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"Give me a W" W! "Give me an A" A! "Give me an L" L! "Give me a ~" ~! "Give me an M" M! "Give me an A" A! "Give me an R" R! "Give me a T" T! "What's that spell?" Wal~Mart! "Who's number one?" The customers!

They should just never mention Lita ever getting pragnant again.

Isn't impact a bunch of non-wrestling Jarrett promos? Or has it improved? London vs Akio was a good match.. that's the first one I've seen.

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That's brilliant! If I was gay, and friend's with a lesbian, I'd suggest we both get sex changes and get married. We both get what we want, and the church folk have to leave us alone because we're not practicing homosexuality.

If this PPV is as successful as the other 2, I'll have faith in TNA no matter what the PPV card is.

Unless.. Hardy comes back and Twist of Fate's Lita, turning him heel.. Kane comes out to the ring "Bah gawd~! He's going to exterminate Matt Hardy!" Kane just smiles and shakes hands with Matt, and they become a heel tag team.

Funny. Kane rapes Lita/Lita fucks Kane, Matt Hardy battles the monster for Lita's love, Lita marries Kane and becomes close to him, Matt Hardy Twist of Fates Lita and goes after Kane making Hardy the heel.

Prediction: Nash uses the guitar to beat Jarrett.

ECW PPV.

Speaking of Wal-Mart, I was previously employed by one. Do they make workers everywhere do that stupid Wal-Mart chant before opening or is it just here? If I was the head of a union my first order of businuss would be to disband that stupid chant. It's like they think they employ a bunch of 5 year olds or something.

That'd be peachy if "You signed it, live with it" was the only principle that applies to contracts and the like. The problem is that it isn't. I mean, it's obvious which way I think this should be decided, but even if they find for Vince, Lesnar IS on solid ground making this claim. Yeah, let me rephrase; I won't feel sorry for him if he now has to lie in the grave he dug for himself.

The no compete claus does seem rediculous, but Lesnar signed it thinking he would have a career in the NFL. That didn't work out, so he should now have to lie in the grave he dug for himself. ..He should just show up at movie shoots, and make $300 and a free T-Shirt.

It was HHH~!

The HHH add is funny because it shows that Flair is his only supporter. And that rings true in more ways than one.

Maybe Drew Carey can get in the celeberty wing!

This would be the rain scene I mentioned, correct? It may've not been raining, but I have no interest in going back and checking. No. I believe the rain scene you were referring to is after Afflecks speach about how he's in love with her and she gets out of the car and he chases her then gets his ass yelled at before getting layed. The hockey scene is where he's mad at her for "finger cuffs", and questions her about it at the hockey game before they go outside and he gets his ass yelled at again.

76th __ Wow, I actually spelt something!

lmao. That's what I found hilarious. JAJAJAJAJAJA LOLZ~! Uh...I don't get it Maybe it just comes from my history with mIRC chat rooms.

That's answered on a wrestler by wrestler basis. No, I've seen wrestlers with boners plenty of times during a match.

lmao. That's what I found hilarious. JAJAJAJAJAJA LOLZ~!

I love good charolette~!

I like it when she's talking... it's just when she's yelling/crying that it sounds cracked up and annoying.

I think her voice is at it's worst in the parking lot scene after the hockey game when she's yelling at Affleck.

BG James and Jeff Hammond vs. Michael Shane and The Kaz Winners: Shane/Kazarian Primetime vs. Petey Williams Winner: Primetime Raven vs. Dustin Rhodes Winner: Dustin Why not job Raven some more to push useless talent? Monty Brown and Diamond Dallas Page vs. Scott Hall and Bobby Roode Winners: Brwon and Page Brown should still be getting pushed. TLCC Match: Jeff Hardy vs. Abyss Winner: Abyss Jeff Hardy can be renderd useless to them now TNA X-Title Championship AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels Winner: AJ Styles NWA World Tag-Team Championship America's Most Wanted vs. Kid Kash and Lance Hoyt Winners: AMW Yep... NWA World Heavyweight Championship Jeff Jarett vs. Kevin Nash Winner: Kevin Nash His interview on TNA.com makes me think he'll win. Seems like the believe he can bring TNA publicity through his movies etc. Plus Jarrett is set to lose the title soon.. I hope.