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Oh, I'm not putting the blame onto the shanking natives. My depressing town is the reason why the shanking natives exist.

Do you guys have to pay a monthly fee for the board? How much is it?

I love the cock.

Okay, so if you guys don't think this counts I'll repick, but a Deity doesn't have to be a being, but can also be something in nature. THE SUN

What happened to Carnival?

The true story behind Terry Fox is that a native shanked him. (I apologise in advance to any native americans reading this thread who will take offense to my racist joke. We just have alot of the prone to shank you natives in this city. I realize that they do not represent your entire race.)

Conspiracy! They're abducting posters and sending them to The Pit.

#3 - This one he didn't do to me, but I watched him do with someone else. Similar to the deck of card trick, he had two balls one with "1" and one with "2" on it. The person held one in each hand, with his hands faced down. Then the magician did some hand waving, and told him to look, and the "1" and "2" balls had switched hands. The magician then took one of the balls in his hand and kept one in the persons hand. The person held the ball again with his hand faced down, some magic hand waving and presto, the guy now had both balls in his hand. Fuckin cool. I wish I could learn how to do illusions like that.

What part of Ontario are you from? I grew up in Thunder Bay, lived in Toronto and now I'm back to Thunder Bay again. It's alot further North than North Bay which is where most Southern Ontarians thought I was talking about when I told them where I'm from. Thunder Bay: The place where Hope died. Yeah

I believe King Kamala and Timmy missed and it's on Nighthawk.

RepoMAn's time is up, Nighthawk go.

It's only been 14 hours. The Franchise is up and has until 11:46PM

Oh, shit. Well, I know he isn't very popular with the internets, but I like him. Dane Cook

Burning Pirate Ship missed his turn, Repo Man is up.

I'll take him.

#2 - I picked a card and signed it, it was the Jack of hearts. He went on to do all sorts of crazy shit with me putting the jack in the deck and pulling it out from on top etc. He showed me a card and asked but it was a 9 of spades, then I took it from him and when I looked at it it was my Jack of hearts. He did alot of shit like that with my card, making it seem like every card in the deck was my card, that I guess I could explain by him having real fast hands, but the deck into plastic is the one that really got me. Chris Angel shit.

lol

Tonight I met a magician and he did some tricks for me. Every trick he did was pretty cool but there are two that stand out. #1 - He placed a deck of cards in my hand (I checked the deck to make sure it was legit) and I covered it with my other hand. He touched the top of my hand and told me it disappeared but I didn't buy it because I was holding on tight the whole time and never felt anything move. I removed my top hand and all that was there was a clear plastic container in the shape of a deck of cards. Sorry if you can't understand this, I'm pretty drunk now. Can anyone tell me how these tricks could have been done? Discuss and share your own encounters with magicians.

What part of Ontario are you from? I grew up in Thunder Bay, lived in Toronto and now I'm back to Thunder Bay again. It's alot further North than North Bay which is where most Southern Ontarians thought I was talking about when I told them where I'm from.

They should make all movies in 3D.

I never set the microwave to a precise time... I just hit one button four times, and then take it out when I think it's ready.

I'm in.

Now I start getting into my picks that no one else would want to take anyways The man formerly known as Puff Daddy Flavor Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav!