Jingus

You know many modern real goths, Rant? I know just one. I'd fuck with Brock Lesnar before I'd fight this guy.

That strikes me as being possibly hilarious, what happened? (BTW: never try to work a worker.)

Bah. Willow and Spike are all well and good, but where's my Xander and Anya collections?

Duh, the answer was staring me in the face: TNA. They've pushed AJ Styles, Ron Killings, Low-Ki, Christopher Daniels, etc.

Real goths: listened to Bauhaus when their albums first came out. Fake goths: listen to Bauhaus now.

Relax, it's just a fat chick in a cat suit. And not even some 500 moving mountain, just a, uh, Kelly Osbourne-sized girl.

You lying beerstard, raza, you're supposed to somehow jump through the wall above the exit pipe near the end of 1-2, which (so I'm told) takes you to a slightly different version of the warp pipe room, and all the pipes take you to -1. At least, that's how I've had it explained to me a zillion times.

The question is impossible to realistically answer, since they didn't specify what kind of "object" it was. A bowling ball and a feather fall and two completely different rates of speed.

In the SNES Star Wars game one time: I got to the final level, the trench in the Death Star/X-Wing fight. Well, it was a rental, so of course it didn't come with an instruction book; ergo, I had no idea which button fired the torpedoes. Instead, I just blazed away at the exhaust port with my ordinary lasers, which SHOULD have resulted in my failing the mission. Instead, a thing happened which nobody else has ever reported: the game suddenly stopped, and switched to a bizzaro camera view; a far-away shot of the trench, as if someone halfway around the Death Star was looking at it. A few small explosions happened around the trench, and every once in a while, a TIE fighter would fly out of it and away into the sky. It just stayed like that forever, not changing, until I finally had to reset the damn machine. I called the Nintendo Help Line and asked them about it, and the guy had never even heard of it, and couldn't find any reference to it either. And I could never get the game to do it again. Weird.

Believe it or not, I actually found one. (Note: she is one of those girls who for some reason doesn't photograph well, and looks better in person, 'specially in the face.) Edit: sorry, she asked me not to post any pics of her.

I've tried half a million times to get to the damn Minus world, and have never even come close. I'm halfway convinced it's a practical joke, played by the entire gaming world, on me. That, and that supposed method to get 99 lives by bouncing around a Koopa shell on some steps somewhere. This one is double bastard evil, because there is an uber-saurus in the Dinosaur forest; problem is, it's just the Brachiosaur that most people have already heard of, and it doesn't give you any potion when you beat it. (Or should I say IF you beat it? This damn thing was almost FFVI's version of a Weapon.) What are you talking about? Yeah, you can equip an Imped character with the various Imp gear and have a fighter halfway worth something, but where does the "Kappa thing" come into it? No such thing. (The nightmares Shadow has are the only thing like this in the game.) Come on guys, in this era of emulated ROMs and do-it-yourself home programming, don't you think that every single major secret would've been found by now? You actually did that?

Hell, I'd hit it too. I've hit worse, sadly enough. Cosplaying can be really neat sometimes. An old girlfriend of mine does it, and she's this little petite redhead, and she looks cute as hell in all her various costumes (yes, including catgirl).

Hell no. I hate any show which features "pranksters" harassing or terrorizing the general public. That includes Punk'd, Tom Green, Jackass, Scare Tactics, etc etc etc.

I think CM Funk was being sarcastic, ligerbomb.

I could only imagine the look on someone's face if they ever stole my CD's. "Okay, let's see what we got... uh, Tori Amos? Um... Metallica, ok, cool... a bunch of Broadway musicals, what the fuck? Buffy the Vampire Slayer soundtrack?! Some dude named Tom Waits... some chick called Loreena McKinnett... and a bunch of unlabeled CDRs. All right, fuck it, I'm giving this shit back to that sick bastard."

Oh God please can it? That show ruled. Clone John F. Kennedy running against Clone Abraham Lincoln... for the Student Council President? BWA HA HA HAHAAAAA. As for Punk'd, meh. Chris Rock pretty much got it right when he observed that Kutcher never seems to punk anyone who'd actually retaliate against him. Hey Ashton, go try and punk Suge Knight. Now THAT I'd pay to see.

Still doesn't work. I can get the opening page just fine, but when I click to go to the main page, I get that big mess of gibberish again.

No, I mean when I click on the link, all I get is a page of text that looks exactly like this: And nothing else.

JAxL's right, and it'd even technically be legal in this situation, since you did buy all those CDs first.

I've been hearing this "prime conspiracy" theory for a little while now. What proof is there for it? Who's supposedly all doing it? If it's a bunch of different people, why does the writing style remain so consistent?

The link just took me to what looked like a broken fansite.

I've actually seen a similar auction to that on Ebay one time. Not quite as much stuff, but still mighty impressive. I think the opening bid was $10,000. (But no, it wouldn't be even close to the most expensive Ebay auction of all time; they sell cars and houses, remember.)

You have to level up all the materia, chaos. When you first get Fire and Cure, it only lets you cast the very weakest versions of those spells. You have to level them up to get the more powerful ones. Also, how the heck is magicite worse than materia? Magicite only affects magic spells, and even then the character using it makes a difference: a Fire 3 from Terra is a helluva lot stronger than one from Edgar.

Well, it would depend on what exactly your definitions of "pushed as a serious threat" and "no prior experience as a top guy" include and exclude. I can already think of several guys who might fit the category, under looser definitions.

What do you do with the super-difficult random monsters in the last dungeons? Do you just run away, do you have some secret strategy? Whenever I get my ass stomped at the end, it's usually not even by the last boss; I'm always dusted by some random Behemoth or something just a few frustrating steps away from the end.