The Niggardly King

Man great quotes tonight. Trying to do Donkey Kong on myah head

"I am the jungle, in the cage... I am the king."

oh shit

WEEZY 3 PEAT

OH SHIT I FLY PAPER I GET HIGH LIKE PLANES

MAIA!!!

Really... I wasn't expecting such awesome fights for a movie like this. Just a pure treat, and it's something that could make James Franco huge outside of the Spiderman franchise. I just can't see anyone else as Saul.

DDP?

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm smelling at least 4 Oscar nominations

Yeah, but I don't think Kurt would've been anything on the expansion team Browns. In fact, his play has shown by and large that his MVP seasons had more to do with the weapons and offensive system he was in with the Rams than anything. Any season he's had after his short peak has been really erratic and he's only proven to be an okay backup with Arizona. WITH THE CARDINALS. Sure, he started his career kind of late, but you feel with how well he played before he must have some signs of greatness in him still. Dude hasn't been the same since his hand injury

Why are they calling the Laker's new point guard Chinese Magic Johnson? Is this a skill thing, or just because he's the same height as Magic?

Whoa dude, I don't need to know what gets you off.

ROSS...BOSS....HOW THE FUCK DOES HE GET AWAY FROM THE COPS oh wait he was just high no fucking wonder

All the more reason why the NBA needs to push Chris Paul as the new superstar. I mean, no one gave two shits about the Bulls before Jordan and after Jordan. Paul could have a similar, but a much smaller... smaller effect for the Hornets.

This movie fucking ruled.

I don't think Lawler can marry the young girls he goes after

how the fuck is the taint stain of fast food Wendy's beating out Carl's Jr.? nothing is good there, no matterwhich one i go to they always fuck up an order, like theres nothing but trogolodytes working there.

If you're 18 years old or older.

Eddie Murphy is considering retiring from movies after Beverly Hills Cop 4 and going back to doing stand-up. Of course this was just in one of those "I'm gonna say whatever I fucking feel like saying" interviews after that Dave movie bombed. He expected it to be a Norbit like hit and was pretty down about it.

But can he dance all night long?

I wish I could remember posting that... I must of been drunk

Strong, real strong. I can leg press around 850 pounds and I can bench around 300+ now. I could probably do more but I never feel comfortable enough to go higher than 310-320.

I can't wait for Rogan to call him Relish for the whole fight again.