There was one time when my friend got too drunk and kept falling down. His face ended up scratched up and the cops came by and thought I beat the shit out of him. They drove him home while telling jokes and shit, then dropped me off and didn't care that I was underage at the time.
"Nah, you did nothing wrong... your friend needs to grow a pair and handle his liquor."
We refer to this night as Invisible DDP Diamond Cutting him about every two minutes. It actually looked like he was taking bumps instead drunkenly bumbling, stumbling, and falling down.