The Niggardly King

fuck that, he did comedy well enough, liked feet, cougars, and women that looked like old used up strippers. You could have repackaged him and Victoria together and had a very good midcard power couple there.

Upon further reading of that thread... I should of just packed it in after that thread.

56/m/9 1/4 inches

I can never jerk off to that watson picture again... I hate you, Gary Floyd

But the man made "I Used To Love H.E.R."! This album cannot be that bad... I mean, I haven't heard one decent thing about it yet.

That's just vintage JBL, King.

Totally forgot about "I Banned Choken One." Possibly the hardest I've laughed from something on the internet. There were a two or so pages in there that were simply flawless. I forgot about Matt Young and his amazing earth shattering reveal... great times.

No, mine has his game face on.

Is that n orgasm

I heard from my MSN source that this is how it went down.

He's still my most obvious pick. Looking for that male attention figure he never had, always calling other players gay, and just being a flamboyant dick.

I can make the 49ers a winner real quick. 5 yrs, 40 million for Matt Cassell, sign a big time playmaker wide out or tight end... I forget who's a free agent this upcoming off-season. Add beef to the defensive line and find yourself a head hunting safety.

I don't know, it felt weird having the most brutal show be about supporting the troops, and fuck Steve Cantwell. Also, fuck Rich Ace Franklin for Triangling a dude who had lost his legs in the war.

I'll miss the days when they tried to make him ECW's top heel. Or when he called out Punk a week after he won the World Heavyweight Championship... I mean that feud could have reached the levels that the Triple H/Bubba Ray feud only dreamed of.

you know there's some grotesque mole on your lower back that reeks of Velvetta

The twist that no one was expecting, is that at the end... we really find out that's big ol smitty diddy's facebook

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I just popped a pimple on the back of my head... the pus smells like Swiss cheese and feet. I have this tremendous amount of horrible acne on the back of my head, and it won't go away. It runs in the family from my father's side. So far I've had four specialist look at it and they don't know what it is or how to cunteract it.

SHAQDATE I have been informed by one, Shaquille O'Neal... that he will be here in about two weeks, and he will begin posting after checking out some of our threads. He mainly thinks he will be sticking to the WWE, MMA, Music, Sports, and Movies & TV folders. He's quite nervous in a way, as he's a terrible speller, not a stickler for grammar, and has never been on a message board. He says he'll try to get Steve Nash to join up with him, but Steve won't even get a Twitter and just stays on youtube all day.

Yeah... we're going to have to edit that post, Cunt Destroyer once the Big Shaq Diesel starts posting here.

Redd Foxx Eddie Griffin

Christ, the angle of the first gif makes it look like his leg was fucked up just a split second before his kick was checked. Corey Hill's career is over :( :(

Tech N9ne Maybe I'm trippin', full of delusion Maybe it come from all the drugs I was usin' Maybe I am the best thing that you ever saw Maybe I'm wrong and you don't know me at all I guess I'm blinded, I got reminded that none of you just will ever know who the N9ne is and you never heard of the homie from the Show-me PUNK THAT! I know you niggas know me

Lupe Fiasco Exactly I'm in it From the minute I was in it Till the minute That I spin it Then I finish Then its sad for me Until I second wind it Reinvent it With a vengeance Revisit And make 'em give it Back to me