The Niggardly King

i did?

I think that's just white guilt talking

I once broke my friends nose with a duct-taped whiffle bat. Don't mean I'm Mark McGwire, even though I yelled, "MGWWWWIIIIIREEEEE!!!!!!" before I did the deed

I could kill a man with my bowling ball, don't mean I'm fucking Mike Jordan

nigga was right when you hold in a pee for a long time, sometime it's better than an orgasm.

darts ain't a fucking sport venkman, a sport means you need a competitor in front of you, rival athaleet if you will... darts is just something to do at a family BBQ when you're bored and fucked up... it ain't no sport.

OH SHIT SON U JUS GOT MCBEEF'D

I don't know if it's the weed, but after reading this thread again, I nominate this a CLASSIC I will campaign this until it's rightfully enshrined in it's rightful place.

And the Eagles are still in it... as long as Andy Reid doesn't forget that he has one of the Top 5 game changers in the NFL right in the backfield, we in this! Enjoy having the real TO come out after this game and from here on out, Cowboys.

ROMO!!!

God damn, fucking Cowboys are a bunch of dropping pussys. Feels like whenever Pittsburgh gets any momentum going, a Cowboy is rolling over on their back and there's a 2 minute commercial break.

Romo with the video game like play.

I think the fact that it looks like a straight to DVD movie from every preview didn't help

PACMAN~! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! BRING ON MONEY MAYWEATHER, WE'LL FUCK HIM UP~! PACQUIAO~!

If it don't come down to me n Kinetic then it'ss a hate crime

That's upsetting. what do you mean? Things have just gotten better!

That answers a lot of questions.

I shit on you're religious scriptures and believes but I don't shit on you

Blade 2

If were giving Eckhart some love, then I'd toss in Gary Oldman too. Tremendous in this fucking movie.

Fuck that, it's the Oscars and they like to look at impactful performances no matter how long the screen time. Give that Best Supporting nod to Tiny Lister.

Yeah, but if it's the new Muscle Shark that wants to box the whole time... Diego's taking that motherfucker's lunch.

Wow, a lot tougher than I thought, as there's maybe 10 comics I would take here... but I'll go with 1. Bill Hicks

After watching some of Anderson Silva's boxing matches... I hope he sticks with MMA and doesn't really retire to pursue boxing. Footwork is great... and that's about it. His hands are fucking SLOW. I don't think I've seen a slower jab, except maybe at the local boxing gyms. He'd get killed by any mediocre boxer.

Most people thought Koscheck would be one of the first ones to bend over and take whatever agreement they gave him too.