The Niggardly King

WAH WAH WAH (Crybaby) WAH WAH WAH (Whatcha crying bout?)

He has always had that obsession thing, but it works so much better now that he's a villain.

haha, welcome to life pal. Don't feel to bad... somebody has to make my french fries.

That's just you becoming old and bewildered.

No, it's gonna be in a game Indy can't afford to lose and it knocks them out of playoff contention.

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Fuck you old man... with that one huge bicep, how you get that when the other one is so small? You got Paul Orndorff arms?

That time I said somebody got "MCBEEF'D". If that ain't a great moment, then you're all faggots.

I'd wonder how a Jerichohlic80whatever and KANERULESFAN conversation would sound like...

I'm beating off.

Yeah, I need to be in the pothead, pill popping, and gas duster huffing motherfucking section.

... No

Did the Bears make Kerry Collins look good?

recount

Bout fucking time

Just give it to Gudia

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Fuck bitches man, I be catchin' bitches While bitches be catchin' feelings! But yeah... fuck dealing with women and their bullshit tests. Dealing with one is like having to train a fucking a dog you just got. Bitches be doing stupid shit just to see how much they can get away with and... fuck that shit, I ain't got time for that mess.

Go 'head dawg. Fuck that bitch.

Yeah that Kaplan has such a great chin.

This. Current girl had a fantasy of some dude taking advantage of her while she slept. It was fucking hot... I destroyed that pussy.

Dude, Huckabee/Rudy is the ticket.

Crown Jester of Negrodom