Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Olde English 800-40 oz.

Compression of a couple disks in my spine due to compensating for walking around with 15 + blood clots in my right leg. Perma-stiff shoulder from sleeping on a couch for the last month. Those are the main recent ones.

Cockstrider > The Fish. He also needs no teammate to provide semen either.

...Clearly with varying degrees of usefullness...

She was 6'2 and 265 lbs, with a bad weave. HOW COULD I RESIST??????

It is very hard to top a well mixed Jack and Coke or root beer paralyzer(or reg. para. for that matter.) for taste in a drink. I'm not 'edge', I have to quit the stuff for medical reasons. 1. Alcohol - got it beaten easy. 2. Tobacco - currently prepping to try quitting ciggy's(or is that mentally stalling until the notion of quitting is gone?) 3. The 30 or so tylenol I take each day - I might only take two out of three on this checklist. I came by this little 'problem' honestly...I swear!

I am just personally curious as to why I am a poor excuse for a friend who is no longer a friend indeed.

1. Garnett 2. Kobe 3. Ray Allen 4. Webber 5. Iverson

From CTV newsnet up here I heard a couple hits in the head and torso and that the lawyer didn't have life threatening injuries. The shooter actually fooled a lot of onlookers because he was walking away so casually that he got pretty much ignored by a lot of the people who didn't see the actuall shooting.

Bah. You beligerent fuck, I think it should be readily apparent that I would go if the chance came up. However, since you were apparently so close to the action(based on the other thread), did you happen to collect a little bit of Angela's sweat that you could maybe sell me? Purely for scientific purposes of course... I should give you such a punching.

......I fucking hate you Agent.........

Not even the Cockstrider could save this thread. And I don't think APO is gonna be too happy about seeing this bullshit again.

So a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile all walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

Actually, I'd say Test is doing pretty well for himself.

Anathema - Judgement The single most beautiful album ever created, bar none.

Pic-a-pop > CM Punk

Steve Blackman, Hiro Hase. I believe Jushin Lyger trained there for a little while, he definitely worked Stampede Shows.

Berg is trying a new tactic for getting people to join.

<------------This thread needs more COCKSTRIDER~!

My computer doesn't allow me to click links. you lose, fuckers.

vh1 has 2 separate "Behing The Music" pieces on Metallica IIRC. And also, IIRC, they covered exactly this same shit.

worst band ever is Warmore, my antimusic black metal thing. I really ought to post some songs.

Rush memory: 1996, ripping around the shit town I lived in while listening to Caress Of FUCKING Steel on 8 track tape playing tag with a kid who owned a hatchback. Car chase fun, lots of near crashes. Mucho bangworthy tunes. 1980 Dodge Mirada + RUSH It get's no better.

Agent, I believe the carcass song is actually "Corporeal Jigsore Quandry" Entombed - Left Hand Path Anathema - Deep Dark Funeral - Open The Gates MOTHERFUCKING ZYKLON - Psyklon Aeon Agalloch - The Great Cold Death Of The Earth Satyricon - Fuel For Hate Solefald - When The Moon Is On The Wave Cryptopsy - Open Face Surgery IMMORTAL - One By One IMMORTAL - At the Heart Of Winter IMMORTAL - Tyrants Marduk - Death Sex Ejaculation Marduk - Fistfucking God's Planet Darkthrone - Striving For A Piece Of Lucifer I'll just insert 3 random Opeth songs Carcass - This Mortal Coil

Herman Munsterchiz Nashville Wood Carver Eaten by a lion that was then eaten by a shark.