Zack Malibu

Oh, I agree. I loved them because they were against the HORRIBLE Master P group, who were supposed to be faces, but even the fans turned on them and cheered the Rednecks. Remember Swoll and BA and Master P all with Konnan and Misterio? Awful. Can't forget 4X4 and Chase Tatum either, heh.

It's SLIGHTLY hinted at in a few scenes, but never outright "said." SPOILER - when Tommy confronts the two of them in the second alternate reality, after Evan's car is totaled. And in the beginning when they do "the movie" and Tommy wants to star in it. - SPOILER I was surprised they used such a small kid to play Tommy. Evan was three times his size, so I don't really see why he didn't kick the crap out of him in the first place. During that reality, wasn't his reasoning for wanting Evan dead because he "stole the one person who didn't think I was a total piece of shit." I'm pretty sure had their been some type of incestuous encounter/attraction on Tommy's part that Kayleigh would have most definitely felt he was a piece of shit.

Are you kidding me? I marked for the West Texas Rednecks. Cult favorites for sure.

All I know is I'm glad he finally got the fuck out of my area.

What incest between Tommy and Kayleigh? It was the father who was the perv, not the brother. Tommy was just a psycho lil' fucker.

Agnes didn't do his research. Mole won't be offended by this, because Mole LIKES fish. Well, "Phish" actually, but the pronunciation is there. Tsk, tsk, AP.

How exactly could you pull that off? Doesn't that defy laws of nature, physics and logic all at once?

The Real TSM holds a special place in my heart, but the OJ thread was priceless.

Talked to "da man" last night for a bit. As it turns out, he got the second highest score on one of his tests pertaining to his new job. The only person who scored higher was someone who had been with the company for a while and needed a refresher course, so he was pretty happy that he's doing so well so early on. Boardwise, he didn't buy the Edge thing, and when I mentioned the lil' Mario fiasco from earlier in the week, he just said "...fuckin' Logan." This has been Zack Malibu with your Dames Update Of The Day.

I think 2004 could be the sleeper hit of the year.

Sounds semi decent. I agree with PFL that Kozina needs to bust out more often, it seems the guy fell off the radar bigtime. Also sucks to hear that Beckett no showed, I saw him in ROH this past summer and was impressed, but haven't seen him since. Oh, and I love the sig, CC. Better keep that in there, hehe.

It's not the mods. I'm like that cool teacher you all had in school. The kind who hooked you up with booze and hit on the hot senior girls.

2003 was good for me.

James Blonde, Union Jack Winthrope and Wild Samoan Faqu are the essential OAOAST jobbers~!

I'm writing the GPX/Minions match this week, as Tom said. I know Ken said he'll have a Ragdoll update, and there will be a special interview with Zack Malibu as well about what went down as hD~! went off the air this past week.

Hrm, maybe instead of being sent to job to Triple H in place of jail, you can be sent to OVW? 9/10 players eventually lose all their money soon after, and are out of the game.

"You read Bradshaw's book! Collect $50 from each player!"

"Stephanie McMahon leaves HHH for you. Proceed to Go and collect syphillis...uh, I mean $200."

Awesome news gang. One of my friends that has worked with a few New England indies does interviews at the Super 8 tourneys, and is friends with ECWA owner Jim Kettner. So as it stands, I'll be tagging along on a road trip to the show, with backstage access and all. Should be a good time.

I was just thinking of cards we could have. "You jobbed in your hometown, move back three spaces." "Triple H offers to drop the title to you. Pay each member of Evolution $50."

See, I told you not to worry about that. Wait...why the hell am I replying when you won't see this? At any rate, I'll be talking to Dames at some point on the weekend, so if I need to pass anything along to him, speak your piece here.

Pffft, and here I thought I might have competition with the ladies. J/K dude.

Nah, instead of being sent to jail you should be sent to RAW to job to Triple H, and instead of "get out of jail free" cards, you can have show transfer cards, or "alignment" cards, meaning you can turn heel/face and not have to job.

Regarding IWA:PR, there was a plan to do a TNA vs. IWA show, but there was something in the Observer this past week (I just skimmed it, so this is not verbatim) that the deal might be in jeopardy due to someone new having stake in the IWA and having to approve it, and something about IWA being more concerned with starting their own PPV's.

For token's I'd have: Triple H's Sledgehammer Eddie's Low Rider Cena's Cap Austin's Beer Can A Microphone JR's Hat King's Crown Ultimo Dragon's combined TV time on Smackdown since debuting. Yep, those are all small enough to move around the board.