Zack Malibu

When I saw the thread title, I thought TSM was testing for drugs and/or steroids.

I think it's average, as in nothing standout. Ruckus/Rave, the tag team match, and the main event all sound like good matches. The only thing I don't get into are the lower card matches with guys like Dahmer, and I haven't ever seen The Overboyz so I can't judge them. The five man had Joker, who is on a roll after COD5, and Johnny Storm. Surely a semi-decent card, but nothing blowaway. That's reserved for tonight.

How the hell is it a double standard? Did someone say to you "Johnson, I'm going to cut your spleen out!"? Did Frigid say he's leaving your BODY, or YOU on Rant's front step? That's right, the words "body" was left out of there. He said he'd leave you on Rant's doorstep dressed as a hippie, again playing to the board in-joke of Rant's hippie-hating ways. No one directly wished death upon you or threatened you. Quit grasping at straws and pointing fingers. This has got to be one of the most pointless attempts at garnering attention to yourself that I've seen.

Sounds like the Knoxx arm injury was a work, if it led to Wifebeater's only appearance on the show. Sounds like an average show, and I'm interested to see how Joker/Storm played out when it came down to them one on one.

Are you fucking kidding me? The whole "2 months and etc." thing was a joke between FrigidSoul and several others, where Frigid mentioned that was how long it was until his birthday, and that he'd love to see you banned on that day. No more of an Anti-Johnson joke than usual. This is just you trying to stir the pot. Despite the HHH-ish level of hatred you've gained from the posters here, I'm pretty sure that while some might want to slap the taste out of your mouth per a "real life" meeting, nobody would plan an elaborate murder/burial. This has to be one of the stupidest twists on a post/posts that I've seen.

Oh re-he-heally? That's quite... ahem, interesting. What freestyle song may I ask? ...I'm not about to compare, I can't dance, so I suck compared to everyone here. Say Goodbye, by Elissa. Very download-worthy.

OK, you win. Flik, funny you mention that quote from Animaniacs, because they put that quote at the end of a freestyle song that I got Kotz hooked on.

I go to play pool, and miss Inc. on AIM? At least I (mostly) won at pool.

Vanilla Ice > Neo Carrying on with the unashamedness, we could also use another example: the time at karaoke where I did "I Want It That Way", wandered around to pretty much each table, got on my knees and crooned to random women, thus earning me a standing ovation from the crowd (and a few numbers to boot).

HEY! Don't give away Piss' secrets. I might have a job opening available for a young go getter like yourself though... If involves leashes, shampoo, and ABOBO, I'll pass. You know, unless we became dog groomers.

In other words, keep the penis out of the console, kids.

I can't picture Flik hating anyone. That said, the day I come to TSM and find it bullet ridden, with a menacing Choko holding an M-16 standing above the remains, I'll eat those words.

Ehhh, I disagree, I've seen her be bitchy quite a bit to other people, though admittedly I've had little direct interaction with her My favorite females on the board (out of all 10 of them, I know) would be WJM and Stardust Who, me? Really though, I'm nice. If you're not stupid. Having dimples like *these* also helps to win her over .

I thought it was Disturbed Park?

My guess is that they might get involved with Raven somehow, maybe show up to insult/take on Punk and Julio over the course of a few appearances? Raven, Vampiro and ICP made up the Dead Pool in WCW, so it's at least a plausible way to bring them in.

I suppose the "OMG ZACK WUZ TIFF" flame was something original and unheard of too?

Sure didn't last long did it What ever happened to your career of acting on a street corner, Zsasz? The street corner tried to control his method of acting and wanted to shuffle him into a lesser role, so he quit. This is breaking news just now, so expect a thread about it soon. That post made me think of the movie Get Over It, where drama coach Martin Short imagined his career being ruined by the school play, and having to choreograph homeless people on the street. Picture a guy in a Batman outfit doing it and it's quite amusing, actually. Of course, the utility belt will have to have things like the Bat-Flame Post, Bat-Pretentiousness, and Bat-James Bond Novels. Who will be his faithful, underage sidekick though?

Sure didn't last long did it What ever happened to your career of acting on a street corner, Zsasz? The street corner tried to control his method of acting and wanted to shuffle him into a lesser role, so he quit. This is breaking news just now, so expect a thread about it soon. That post made me think of the movie Get Over It, where drama coach Martin Short imagined his career being ruined by the school play, and having to choreograph homeless people on the street. Picture a guy in a Batman outfit doing it and it's quite amusing, actually.

But not funny in a "ha-ha" way, right?

If I can find the pics in one of my parents' many, MANY photo albums, I'll scan one or two. Take note that I was 11, it was 1992, and I was in farmer jeans and a White Sox cap.

Are you writing that, and the From The Vault match? Or is the FTV match something that you've had saved from previous writing experience or something?

He was Carlton on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. If you REALLY wanna throw back, he was on Silver Spoons as a kid too.

No, sorry. Take your hand out of your pants.

Bah gawd you're right! Where is Poet, anyhow? ... ...... Yes Rando, you can join too.

You do realize, Frigid, that yourself, Mr. Piss, Angelslayer, Chave and myself seem to be turning into the Hardcore Clique in these parts. Not that I'm complaining. We're a SUPERGROUP~!, dammit.