Ripper

They had better not get the lisense to NBA player when they have basically the worst one game and have for years now.

Incorrect. Supposedly it was Gheyme. I should have probably checked that out last night and then regardless completely banned him from being able to access the board. Oh well. Actually, there was a real HotTicket who let Gheyme use the account. But good luck trying to draw lines about which was which. Oh yeah. The love of Lil Jon and knowledge of homo-erotic sex acts kinda gave it away.

They both have had sex with hotter women than most so they get bys. Now if they started to felate each other for comfort, I might and I mean MIGHT start to think something is fishy. Ripper - Believing in unreasonable doubt since 1987.

Now that is honesty.

They execute for everything there, man. Its like Texas.

Single working a blah job. Long term plans. Something in attempted world domination. or maybe I would keep it local and just take over the south eastern region. I just see lots of mayhem in my future. Seriously, I think my path in life has lead me to a job where I give long, articulate, yet dark and ominous monologues that hype up droves of henchmen to do whatever I say. Something with me standing on a old bus saying "Can you DIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT~!" alot.

Although, "Carney" would be a kick ass gimmick poster. At least we all learned that.

Quiet, elf. Sasquatch

Because they are the bulls. they also gave up on Artest, Hoiberg, Brand, and Brad Miller.

Well, yeah, but you want the world to be run over by freaky stick people with big heads so I would rather see the fattys. A bunch of fat people are alot less scary than alot of really, really skinny people. It reminds me of a zombie movie or something.

Get the fuck outta here calling Eddie Jones a choker and Alston a choker because they missed a shot. Its the NBA. People miss shots. They fought their asses off though. Good game.

Elisha Cuthbert? Are you freakin kidding me? Not a big ass but you can't negate it's niceness Ass? I think not. For something to be nice, it must first exist. It does not exist therefore it does not equate niceness.. Ripper - Philosopher since 1990

It is a division of his record label that has EightBall and MJG and apparently now Chopper. Kinda like how Def Jam South is all Ludacris.

There is only so much cleave that she can show there.

Yeah bob really should. Ripper - talking like bob isn't here since 4:23 eastern

There is no way that abberation to graphic design is the actual cover. Seriously...someone just made that at home.

There is no way that abberation to graphic design is the actual cover. Seriously...someone just made that at home.

Extreme Makeovers- Ass Edition. Hosted by Ripper. Each week some young, skinney assless (yet otherwise great looking) women sends in a tape discussing how their lack of ass has made their lives difficult. These stories will be viewed by Ripper, and the one that brings him to tears is the one to recieve the EXTREME~! make over. Ripper suprises the unsuspecting winner and takes them on a 3 month journey to bootyliciousness using all of the home remedies known to man (including soul food, and doggystyle sex CONSTANTLY) Three months later, the final revel occurs to their shocked and awed families. They then return later to discuss how much better life is now that they have a nice ass. The show kicks off with a 4 hour marathon featuring the first four winners, Jessica Alba and that Chick from the Black Eyed Peas, Jessica Simpson, and That chick from the Girl Next Door. THAT is must see TV just to watch me drawing on their now flat buttock with a marker and saying "We are going to try and fill this area in...yeah...and a little rounder right here...."

You can make a case either way for almost everything in your post so that is fine but this: is pure bullshite. Deven George is a better shooter, true, but he isn't HALF the defender that Trenton Hassell is. Simply put, he is a lock down guy, and George, confident or other wise, never has been nor will be.

Man- The backstory of that photo would take about 10 pages to write and would make you all think I'm more fucked up then I am Well we know it ends with the sause on the ground and you with a tampon in your hand. I think you better tell a shortend version of it because you KNOW you don't want me making one up. *points to his discription of the true life of LIghting Flik* The sweet and sour sauce was in my hand because we were using to make fun of this Asian woman named Moi. We claimed she was dead and they cremated her into sweet and sour sauce. I look distracted in the Amy picture cause my friend keeps yelling stuff at me and I'm trying to fight the urge to yell 'And then I lit her clit on fire'. my story would have been better. And it would have had goats in it. you disappoint Barron. I give it 1/2* mostly because I was amused with Jimmy and Amy cracking up, but that story was dead from the begaining and didn't get many laughs.

That's him -- he's just taking a breather from stealing that couch... Actually its just a couch arm. It was alot easier to steal.

Phil Jackson gets way too much credit and that Basketball GENIOUS with the white hair and the clip board next to him doesn't get nearly enough.

ABC David E. Kelley's spinoff of The Practice, starring James Spader, William Shatner, Rhona Mitra and Rebecca De Mornay;: Denny Krane 0wns everyones face on television now. This might be the ONLY show that I watch next year. De Mornay's character is the right amount of bitch for me to like her and Spader is da man. Fox: American Dad, a new animated sitcom from The Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane: I'll Watch. Why not. Ricochet, a crime drama where the action unfolds backwards à la Memento.: It will get old quickly and thus stupid. Hollywood Division, a drama about a group of cops who go undercover at an L.A. high school: They are going to be HOT cops in a LA Hight School, undercover, yet they aren't going to have sex with any of the students. They are not going to blend in. Chris Rock-produced comedy based on his childhood.: Everything that Chris Rock has touched has been crap except comedy special. NO. NBC: Father of the Pride, a CGI comedy about a family of lions who work for Siegfried and Roy in Las Vegas: I'll watch the first ep for the CGI...thats all. Revelations, a biblical drama starring Bill Pullman which retells the story of the final showdown between God and the Devil. I am THERE. Hub, a quirky airport drama starring Heather Locklear and Blair Underwood: I support Blair Underwood...thats is all. WB: A remake of Lost in Space:So You don't pick up Firefly, a sci-fi action/drama with a built in audience to start a sci-fi action/drama that I am willing to wager noone will watch becasue they remember the god awful movie from a few years back. Okay. a remake of Dark Shadows: So you cancel Angel, a Vampire action/drama with a built in audience and critically acclaimed(a year removed from requesting that the lead character not be shown as a Vampire too much) and replace it with Vampire drama without the built in audience seeing as the people that watched the original don't fit into your channels demographic. Okay... FUCK the WB.

Man- The backstory of that photo would take about 10 pages to write and would make you all think I'm more fucked up then I am Well we know it ends with the sause on the ground and you with a tampon in your hand. I think you better tell a shortend version of it because you KNOW you don't want me making one up. *points to his discription of the true life of LIghting Flik*

*marks for potential CJ vs Pornfaq matchup* I vote for those two. Fuck all the rest of them.