Man Who Sold The World

Well, a woman who'll kiss on the very first date Is usually a hussy And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out Is anything but fussy But a woman who'll wait till the third time around Head in the clouds, feet on the ground She's the girl he's glad he's found She's his Shipoopi Shipoopi! Shipoopi, Shipoopi The girl who's hard to get! Shipoopi. Shipoopi, Shipoopi But you can win her yet. Walk her once just to raise the curtain Then you walk around twice and make for certain Once more in the flower garden She will never get sore if you beg her pardon Do re me fa so la si Do si la sol fa mi re do Squeeze her once, when she isn't lookin' If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin' Once more for a pepper-upper She will never get sore on her way to supper Do re me fa sol la si Do si do Now little ol' Sal was a no-gal As anyone could see Lookit her now, she's a go-gal Who only goes for me Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin' Get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin' Once more for a pepper-upper She will never get sore on her way to supper Do re me fa sol la si Do si do GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD MAN!!!! SHIPOOPI

I'm "allowed" to say nigga. Because i am one

Yeah, you need some poon. But other than that man, parents get like that because they don't want you to fuck off your life. I mean, they seen the decline rate in success stories lately. Seems like a little communication with them will slow down the questions. Just let them know what you plan to do with your life (if you have a plan or not, make something up) and it should be cool after that. Then regularly check up on them with your progress, like: "Oh yeah, btw, I taking this class now because it betters my chances of ___________". Shit like that. Oh yeah and get some poon.

Please consult your own sig. Yay! That was great. Thanks man.

Nah, I have a fascination with Oprah and her silly faces. Oh! it makes me giggle.

Eh, I started looking for a thugged out dood with tatoos smiling, but I figured it'd have the same effect. U get the point... I ROLL DEEP son and I best not be fucked wit or my homies gonna pop a cap, negro. [mad dawgin']

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood... would u be mine?

_WHERE U FROM_? Don't be eyeballin' me mang, I don' like when niggas be eyeballin' me!

Well, this may be way late but it could still happen: Triple H vs Hulk Hogan Wrestling wise? worst match of the year. Promo wise? Could be great stuff. I mean, we could go back to the start of The Game with the sledgehammer and uber-heel and you've got a main event with drawing power! Kurt Angle vs Samoa Joe. Just as a smark.

Oh silly, that was totally unexpected! No enema, but lubed. Nothing beats pussy ya'll, that's all I'm sayin'. RAW DAWG!

"And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT VENGEANCE and FURIOUS ANGER, those who attempt to poison my brothers." "AND YOU KNOW WILL I AM THE LORD... when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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Prolly was a girl I know. But I whole heartedly agree that BUTT secks (with a female anyway) isn't all it's cracked up to be. I mean, u put it in the bum, she winces, it's tight, but it's like "I'm fucking you in the ass". It's weird, like it's not supposed to be that way. And this coming from probably the biggest sex pot this side of Amsterdam.

Austin vs Hogan, right around the time after NWO squandered in WWE. Still would've have been them in their prime, but imagine the promo's for that one! Brock Lesnar vs Triple H. This match could've been HUGE.

first double post eva

First time I saw that.... funniest shit I've seen all week.

Yup. Havin' an irish coffee at work. I'm spun.

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All great points I will take into consideration. And also, if you guys had a choice between an '04 Stratus and an '04 Sebring LX, your choice would be?