Man Who Sold The World

"My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I've got me some crack, I WANT ME SOME HOES! Let me hear you say yeah."

Tool "Vicarious"

MF Doom "The Mouse and The Mask". Dangermouse owns. Honorable mention to Common "Be".

Point taken. Don't know if you have a Pavilions over where you're at, but over here I worked for one of the few chains (it's a Safeway/Vons company) and they PRIDE themselves on customer service. It comes naturally with me, I'm just like that, always greeting, asking if they need help, y'know, a preppy. But for some people it doesn't come that easy and things get ugly. But on the flipside I can be a prick too. Goes back to what I was saying, treat people how you would want them to treat you I guess is the right way of putting it. But it's true, definately don't try and do anything funny so you can tell your friends later, 'cause you will be telling the joke from the unemployement line. [sigh] Thank God I'm out of that business.

I like your point, but you're missing ours (well maybe just mine). See, if a customer gave me shit, I gave them shit (with a grin on my face). I was never the type to really get bent out of shape at work, stuff never affected me because I always felt they weren't yelling at me they were yelling at my uniform, plus I knew It was just a college job so I wouldn't be there long. Thing is, when I got asshole customers it was probably because they themselves hated their job or life or whatever and took it out on the first person they could. So instead of getting an attitude back, I gave them the shit-eating grin. But nah, if you showed me respect, I'd show you the same. I was an awesome employee there.

Passion Of The Pudding. dawwwww!

ARISE CHICKEN! Yeah, when I get plowed I usually tune in to Adult Swim and Aqua Teen cracks me up, even after all these years. Other mentionables would be Looney Tunes and Ren n Stimpy.

It must be my birthday!

MF Doom - Mince Meat

Hands down weirdest dream I've ever had was walking into a white room where six people had hoods on and were sitting in a circle. They removed their hoods and they were all me. Each one of my clones pulled out guns and pointed it at oneanother. As they pulled the trigger I woke up... sweating. Creepy shit.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!! Period.

I've been a pretty big asshole in the past working retail. I used to work at a movie theater and my intercom at the box office was always fucked so people couldn't hear me. So I'd say "what the fuck do you want?" or some smart comment knowing they wouldn't hear me. Anyways, on topic: This one time while I was working at a grocery store, I was ringing up this doods order and he looked troublesome, like he was angry at the world. So anyways, after I finished the order he started placing his money on the counter. I went to pick it up and the fucker GRABBED MY WRIST and told me he wasn't finished counting. I gave him a cold glare, let him finish as practically threw the money at me, and after I cashed him out, I threw the receipt at him and told him to have "a very nice day" with a fake ass smile. He left a little unnerved and I was happy. Key is, if someones being an asshole to you, the best way to piss him off is to act happy, I mean OVERLY happy about it. Just pisses'em off more. Definately good times.

Doesn't have to be a list that describes you, just if your life was a TV show/Movie what songs would you put in it that would reflect your life and times. Here's mine: 1. Roots "Star" 2. Gnarls Barkeley "Crazy" 3. Andre 3000 "Vibrate" 4. Better Than Ezra "Circle Of Friends" 5. The Prodigy "Breathe" 6. Funeral For A Friend "History" 7. Massive Attack ft. Portishead "Teardrop" 8. Eagles Of Death Metal "Whorehoppin' " 9. Little Brother "Speed" 10. Kansas "Dust in The Wind" 11. Bon Jovi "Wanted Dead or Alive" 12. Eagles "Desperado" 13. Black Label Society "Fire It Up" 14. G. Love And The Special Sauce "Basketball" 15. House Of Pain "Fed Up" 16. The Clash "Rudie Can't Fall" 17. Violent Femmes "Blister In The Sun" 18. Ben Folds "Landed" 19. Lupe Fiasco "Kick Push" 20. Kanye West "Family Business" 21. David Bowie "Under Pressure" 22. Metallica "Don't Tread On Me" 23. Filter "Welcome To The Fold" Ah I'll end it there, so many more though. I'm leaving out more Violent Femmes, RL Burnside, ALOT of John Coltrane, Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion and harder stuff like Pantera but oh fuckin' well you get the picture. I got the idea because I'm currently writing a screenplay about a troubled teenager who finds happiness in his friends and music (something a few of us can relate to I'm sure).

Gnarls Barkeley "Crazy". Curse that fuckin' song for it's catchy hook.

Snakes on a Plane will own if only for Samuel L. Jackson saying "We gotta get these mothafuckin' snakes off the mothafuckin' plane". I saw M:I 3 twice over the weekend and I only enjoyed it because of the work of Philip Seymour Hoffman, Laurence Fishborne, and Simon Pegg. For the little time Pegg and Fishborne were on the screen they owned it. But Hoffman stole the fuckin' show, he made me believe in his assholeness. Good summer flick, just fun all around.

Anybody remember WCW/Dungeon Of Doom's Leprechaun ? Me Neither.

Hope this hasn't been done. Here's mine: Those pictures are not included It's pretty dope. Has an MP3 player which has 80 songs on it at the moment and I could add more, camcorder which records :40 second video clips, a digital camera, two speakers on the side and all the other good stuff. I'm happy with it.

This... doesn't resemble a Bond movie whatsoever. I'm sold

True. Probably one of his finest performances.

Guess I didn't make myself clear at saying that I used to play it and I do not anymore. Eh, after a 10 hour shift I'm not all there, anyhoo. Yeah, it's a kid/teenage game, however, I was simply awknowledging that even that it happened many moons ago, there is something inside me that still instinctively says "doorknob". Not that I'll actually clobber my boss in his chest until he grabs one, but I guess all those times playing it, it's stuck in my damn head. Like an 80's song.

Okay, so I'm doing like mega overtime at work and I'm bored. I strike up this conversation with one of my co-workers and just as he farts I instinctively shout "Doorknob". He laughs and I try to explain why I said that. He says he knows, and I'm thinking "I thought I was the only one who knew about this game". Okay, there's the story. Now, in High School when my buds would come over we'd play nintendo and this game where if someone farted, they had to say "safety" before we said "doorknob" or we'd get to Rodney King'em until he touched a doorknob. Best... Game... Ever? You tell me. So has anybody else have the joy of passing loud gas and fearing for their safety?

No, I'm not trying to suck up or anything, WRONG!!!! If you say so. By the way, how long until your username is completely irrelevant? Hey... you, uh... you need to not worry about that and mind ya friggin' business. I'm sorry guerillagenius, I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce.

No, I'm not trying to suck up or anything, WRONG!!!!

Tom Cruise consistently plays Tom Cruise. So yeah.

I second that. Working for the movie industry rawks.