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Blood Choke sounds so badass.

This was clearly a message from God telling Ted that he's in a very unholy place.

UFC.tv has Matt Hughes choking out several members of a British TV crew. It's notable for two things: 1. Matt Hughes on his back near the end, and 2. The enthusiasm Dana White has telling Matt who to choke. Sleazy D in full force. http://www.ufc.tv/index.cfm?fa=MultiMedia.Detail&gid=1972

I had a dream about LOST. It turns out that the Security System is a giant Godzilla-like Lizard and Ice Cube is one of the survivors, so be on the look out. It turns out the Lizard killed the pilot because the pilot would have done more harm than good alive (being that the pilot would have tipped off everyone that help wasn't coming, creating a panic and whatnot). I should probably spoiler tag all this.

I invoke the Randleman Statute which decrees "Kevin Randleman, due to his vast inconsistency, cannot be used as a reference for anything other than inconsistency and lost potential."

I thought it was geek humour.

Poor CSI, they ALWAYS get name dropped by the WWE (or anyone representing the WWE) when it comes to their death storylines. I am confident that no one who name drops CSI in cases like these actually watches CSI. You'd think that after a death of someone close to them, the WWE would be more sensitive to the seriousness of death. Yet, it seems, every week after Eddies death they've managed to trivialize it as part of their skits. I'm not saying I'm offended by it morally (though intellectually is another thing all together), but I can safely say that those in the WWE who come up with and execute angles like these are absolutely heartless.

Hey, when Forrest fights with Food Poisoning and is bordering on shitting himself on live, national, television, yet still manages to pull through and get the win THEN he can man up like Bonnar. Breakin his arm, bunk that.

Wow. I liked Bas' commentary and he and Mauro were getting pretty darn good there in their last two shows (that I saw...). Trigg has been very good from the times that I've heard him commentate, but he doesn't have the same kind of charm that Bas had. I am, however, willing to give him a chance. End of an era, here.

Vince (and Linda, and Steph, and Shane) get paid for the PPVs they appear on, as a performer, in stock dividends, along with their regular positions in the company.

They're showing GSP/Loiseau/Sylvia showcases (again), so I am assuming the new episode is on at 11. Watched GSP/Hieron, and it's still an awesome performance by Rush. My god he tags Jay with a bunch of sweet punches. You gotta love Joe Rogan. GSP will nail Hieron a bunch of times and Joe will be "Wow, Jay recovered nicely!~". Any reason why Rogan is so reluctant to jump on St. Pierres bandwagon like he does so many other fighters?

I smell the Boogeyman eating Scotty II Hotty.

Episode 13 features from UFC 54 Tim Sylvia vs. Tra Telligman, James Irvin vs. Terry Martin and from Ultimate Fight Night Live Stephan Bonnar vs. Sam Hoger. Stephan Bonnar is scheduled to fight James Irvin on Janury 16 on Spike TV's Ultimate Fight Night Live. -- SPIKETV I haven't seen any of these since they aired, so I am looking forward to them. Hoger/Bonnar was a great fight, from what I remember. Very exciting. Plus, there are two KO's of the Year Candidates here.

They must've missed Hardcore Heaven 2000. - Corino vs. Tajiri bloodbath - Tanaka/Mahoney stiff-fest - New Jack balcony dive and guitar solo.

Hey, come on now, without those guys, America would have exploded and everyone one of you would be dead or enslaved by outside forces. And by those guys, I of course mean the WWE.

You guys are such defeatists.

Why not just feed him to Paulo Filho?

It really sucks that Liddell will probably pick up Fighter of the Year in a lot of circles (I'm looking at a poll on TheFightNetwork site that has him at 60% in the voting), considering he only fought twice. Listen to the LAW in the next few weeks and you'll probably hear me on the line bitching about it (these are the same people who had Randy Couture as their 2004 Fighter of the Year). Whoever wins in Gomi vs. Sakurai has a legit claim of being #2 Fighter of the Year. GSP deserves a look at, given the way he beat Trigg and Sherk, and his performance against Miller. Has there been anyone as dominant as GSP has been this year? Ok, Arlovski. Against the same quality of opponents, though?

I was thinking Carlito as the ex-boyfriend as well. I think Taker should resurrect the dead bodies and make them his unholy zombie army to get back at the murderer. And there should also be, like, a vampire so they can have vampires vs. zombies.

Silva's guard is a buzillion times better than Chucks. It looked very good in the first fight against Yoshida. While Silva is not very well rounded, I'd say he's more well rounded than Chuck. Rampage beat Chuck standing because he can block punches really well and Chuck wasn't able to break through his defense. Chuck was neutralized. Rampage gets beaten standing when someone rushes him and overwhelms him. That's not Chuck. Chuck picks his spots and fires off, and Rampage can defend that. I see a rematch going the same way as it did the first time, cept maybe Chuck makes it through the entire fight and loses a decision.

Season 1: Forrest Griffin Stephan Bonnar Mike Swick Chris Leben Nate Quarry Josh Koscheck Ken-Flo Season 2: Joe Stevenson Luke Cummo Reshad Evans Brad Imes Keith Jardine Melvin Guillard Josh Burkman

But when the fuck do you see Liddell pull out submissions or a guard game in his losses? When Couture had him on the ground, he was flappin around. When Jackson had him on his back, he couldn't do anything. If you rely on one thing, eventually someone is going to solve you and you won't be able to adapt.

LOOSE BUSINESS would be a great name for a WWE film starring Val Venis and, let's say, Shelton Benjamin. Benjamin is a street hustler named Jimmy Loose who, when in a convenience store, gets tangled up in this lovers quarrel that involves Val Venises sister. He saves her, takes her to Vals, makes sweet love to her, all of which Val sees and is impressed by. He offers to make Loose into a Porn Superstar, which Loose accepts -if only to find a reason to be near and protect Vals sister (played by, let's say, Ashley). It turns out her old boyfriend ran with the mob in Las Vegas and is about to bring trouble into Jimmys life. The simple life of a street hustler just got a lot more complicated. But like they say, there's no business like Loose Business.

They should have more people off themselves after a Josh Mathews interview. He can start off so chipper and after weeks of seeing people die, Mathews can turn the gun on himself. Smackdown can stage an intervention for Mathews, have him talk to a priest alone in a room. "So, Josh, your friends on Smackdown have been telling me that you've been thinking about killing yourself, why? "Well, father, week after week I've been interviewing people and after the interview they end up killing themselves. I can't help but think I have some part to play in their deaths. I try to put on this happy face, but it's all a mask. I guess the real problem is..." *Door closes* *A few seconds later* BANG! *Door opens* "Oh, this ain't funny no mo" - Josh Mathews, leaving the room.

I am disappointed. When I read the title for this thread, I thought the WWE was advertising a Tim White Suicide Kit.