RavishingRickRudo

I've finally got you now Randy Orton! Hunter, over the past month you've been saying that and you haven't "got" me once. What makes you so sure that you'll get me this time? You listen up punk! This is the game you're talkin to! The REAL World Heavyweight Champion! The Champ! WHOOO! Ever heard of a lil thing called LAW..OF.. AVERAGES!!? WHOOOOO! You won't stand a chance! Bring it out Dave. *Dave brings out a rather large picture, covered by a black sheet.* It's over Orton. Game Over! *HHH lifts sheet to reveal...* *Orton looks on in Shock* *All members of Evolution are grinning. Flair bounces off the ropes and struts* Oh C'mon now! A paradox?! The kid'll be looking at that forever! HAHHAHAHAH! Your SENSIBILITY has finally caught up to you ORTON!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rampage has found God. http://www.liveaudiowrestling.com/wo/news/...t.asp?aID=11228

Benoit will save the day.

Very sensible decision.

Let's be sensible here: There have been well over 150 RAW threads on this board, I can't imagine with that many threads this could be the worst.

Back in the DX days, that would have meant something entirely different.

I believe a comma would have been better suited for this line.

*Thinks* WWSROD I'd get a better chair; This one is killing your posture.

Curse that BRACKISH!!

*edited by mods* I hate Chris Benoit. Vince McMahon created wrestling. The DIVA Search is a rousing success. Evolution is the Solution. Stephanie McMahon is slim and trim. JR still has it. Ric Flair can wrestle circles around 90%, 95% of the roster. Sensible Randy Orton isn't the (sensible) saviour of wrestling. *Has wig put on by Goldloss.*

Help Randy, Help me. HAHHAHA Mr. Orton. I have the LOVELY Ms. Honeywell TRAPPED above a pool of Hydrofluoric ACID! What sort of knot is she tied in? It looks like a standard knot Randy, and this rope is poorly made too. You monster Now you have a choice Mr. Orton, you can save your precious Ms. Honeywell OR... ...save these 3 babies!! You must make a choice RANDY ORTON!! Well... 3 lives are more than 1... I'm sorry Sarah... I guess it is the right choice...

I dunno if it has been brought up in this thread or not, BUT, and angle that has Eddie moving next door to Kurt would be fucking AWESOME.

THE VAGE~!

"Hey, I'd fight you right now if I could, but with the rules stacked against me in that way, I don't think it'd be very..." *pause* *crowd waits for it* JR: He's gonna say it King! "...Sensible..." *CROWD POP!!!* King: HE SAID IT! "For me to participate tonight. I'll just sit this one out, if you don't mind." *Crowd chants "Randy"* *HHH looks into the camera with DISGUST and ANGER. Flair is flipping out and Batista is pissed.* *Randy goes off and gets in his car, but not before doing a 360 check to make sure there is nothing obstructing his path(crowd goes nuts). He then enters the car and makes sure to check his mirrors and puts on his seatbelt (crowd jumps up and down). He then leaves with a busted taillight clearly shown* JR: Hey, what the hell?!?! King: His car!!! That's not very safe! *camera shows HHH smirking and Flair and Batista realizing the master plan*

"Sensible" Randy Orton is the greatest thing to come out of RAW. EVER.

Simply put, he knew nothing at all about what he was watching. If I were asked to do commentary on, say, a dog show, and I know nothing about dogs, I'd at least attempt to put in some effort researching the history of the show, the breeds of dogs, and some of the favourites. It would take 2 days to do. 1 to research and make notes, 1 to organize it. If, as in this case, it was 10 year old footage, then I'd actually WATCH IT before dubbing over it. It's not only professionalism, but its self-respect and respect for what you're doing. He showed Benoit no respect in what he did, which -while not unexpected-, is still unacceptable.

Agreed: A 3 man announce team would be a temporary -though well welcomed- fix to the tired Lawler/Ross team. Infact, when I said JR hasn't been good for 7 years, his "good" work I harken back to is during the 3 man days with Lawler and Vince. The WCW 3 man team, particularly Tony, Brain, and Tenay, were especially effective IMO, with Tony being "the host", the guy who sets things up and helps pace out the broadcast, Brain being the "entertainment" or colour, and putting a different spin on whats going on in the ring, and Tenay being the backstory and info guy who would add to the match and build on things being established in them. The WWE tried the 3 man team for a short period earlier this year when the Coach joined the RAW team, but that was totally the wrong approach as it took focus away from the match and put it on the conflicting announcers. The announcers shouldn't upstage a match, they should compliment and enhance it for the viewers. Hearing Coach be a jackass and Ross and King arguing with him serves no real purpose and simply takes time away from the actual bread and butter.

Grishams performance on the Benoit dvd was a fucking disgrace. The man should be ashamed for his blatent disregard and disrespect for Benoits career. Unless they just said "Hey Todd, come over here and help Chris and Dean on PBP", the guy deserves any and all of the criticism he gets and then some - even, and especially, if it is "worst announcer ever". Completely unprofessional.

I actually think Tony was a better announcer then than JR is now and doesn't deserve the harsh criticism that he tends to get.

We need to initiate PHOTO BATTLE sometime in this thread.

He sucks, just he sucks the least out of all the PBP guys in the WWE.

Oh, that one got my attention pretty early on in my "research"... This'll be a mighty fine gimmick.

Yeah, that's one of Coles more "admirable" traits - focusing on the match. He doesn't do it all the time - probably like 80% of a match he does - but that's more than any other announcer in the WWE. To again reference the UFC, watching one of their shows yesterday, the only time they shilled was when there was a lull in the action - which did 2 things: Shilled and tried to build interest in other future programs, AND, filled the gap when something uninteresting was on the screen. Oftentimes WWE announcers are too busy shilling and ignore something interesting going on in the ring. Priorities are messed up. I will say this, I'd be a rather bad announcer if sent out there right now to call a match. But I at least know I'd be bad; I don't think the WWE guys know or care.

GOOD LORD! Czech with the POST OF THE WEEK~!

Granted, but it can't be too gradual. It should be noticable change, but not startling change. Within 6 months, the shows should be completely different.