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I thought B-show quit or was fired for something... I dunno, I don't watch Smackdown so I don't exactly know why B-show is gone, but I know he isn't on tonight.

To put everything together. Kane impregnated Lita. Since Kane is a Supernatural Entity, so are his children; meaning advanced pregnancy for Lita. She gives birth at Bad Blood (backstage) and Matt decides he is the one who will be doing the delivery. A hand pops out and chokeslams him. The Camera shows Matt on the floor knocked out and Lita screaming. We see Lita looking at something and that something is a fully grown man with a black glove on covered in goo. That manbaby laughs and JR says "My god, what is that, is that Kanes child, it's hideous, my god" and the manbaby punches the camera and we lose the feed. The next night on RAW the manbaby comes out and cuts a promo talking about his predestined arrival in the WWE. He says he would have come earlier, but his former bearer -Mae Young- wasn't suitable enough to give birth to him, hence only his hand came out (see, Kane likes to fuck dead things and that was the closest he could find). This all ties in with the Undertaker / Mordecai storyline where Mordecai (The Shadowruler) wants to destroy the Undertaker (the Lord of Darkness) so he can rule over all the souls in the universe. The Manbaby, who identifies himself as Surt, has come to destroy the world so it can begin anew; to put an end to the bickering between these gods.

So it's ok for me to say how much I hate the current version of the Simpsons and then talk about the actual subject matter? Cool. Shit, the Simpsons suck so much. Who is the fucking ad wizard who came up with making LISA a central figure to more episodes than Bart? Lisa is the worst character in television history. And Homer the Heretic and Streetcar Named Marge are two of the best episodes ever...

Victoria without the belt - crazy Victoria with belt - happy-go-lucky Her mood and mental state is directly related to whether or not she has the gold. It's a nice character quirk, IMO, but it's fucking annoying as hell watching her all bubbly. In otherwords, good in theory, bad in practice.

It's kinda Ironic that Nl5 talks about wasting time in a subject one doesn't like, all-the-while wasting time on a subject he doesn't like (that is, Simpsons-bashers). Meanwhile, IMO, Season 4 was the best season of the simpsons. One of the best representations of the medium you can find.

Season 4 has just started up here on SPACE; the episode where they all lose their memories and regress back to when they were teenagers aired tonight (Wed)

Ah great, now I've got a bunch of people wanting to kill me. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??!??! *reads initial post* Oh...

I thought it was thread law to never refer to ****'s **** .

Five by Five (1) You're Welcome (5) Salvage (4) To Shanshu in LA (1) Sleep Tight (3) Peace Out (4) Billy (3) Hero (1) Life of the Party (5) Not Fade Away (5) Apacolypse Nowish (4) Reprise (2) Soul Purpose (5) A Hole in the World (5) Orgin (5) Underneath (5)

Awesome stuff Brian. When was the date Angel saw Buffy for the first time?

Your hate, warms my heart. ADAM BALDWIN's~! most recent posts on the firefly board...

*sniff* Thank you.

I think a Harry Potter spin would be better. A young wrestler with a blade job scar on his head enters the magical world of the WWE. Or maybe a Lord of the Rings feature. Chris Benfrodo trying to keep the gold belt away from that evil Hunter Heast Sauronsly.

I'm sad they got rid of Dennis. ... he should get his own spin-off.

*looks into Rippers office just to make sure he's keeping up his end of the bargain* *is satisfied* *pauses* *walks up to his book shelf and pulls up an unmarked book* *speaks into it with a cheezy british accent* "Ripe Rumps, Issue 37" *opens* Ripper, I thought you were going to stop being such a goddamn nerd by copying Angel! For you own good, I'm taking this home *Leaves with Book*

Think: annoying lesbian with an axe to grind. You're Kennedy. And my thats the line comment to you earlier Anya... "What in the hellmouth...." See...thats the goddamned line. The line between people who watch the Star Wars movies and those that dress as Skywalker at their wedding. We are going to cut if off there. Thats the line....all of you. Lets not step across it anymore or Triumph will put us all down. *realizes what Ripper is saying* *looks at self in the mirror* *takes off Lorney Horns*

I'd kill everyone in this thread to get Firefly back on television. Yeah, that's right. Even YOU, the reader of this thread.

Listen JOTW, that's absolutely fucking ridiculous. The moon hasn't been ratings since the fuckin 60's. The hot thing now is underwater. Finding Nemo, Pirates of the Carribean - underwater is "in".

I'll take Season 4. Though I promise nothing.

"Immortaility" is the greatest thing ever in reference to a vampire whore. IMO, it would be better to work backwards.

Yeah, they lost me at "captured the imaginations" - I mean, I know they did, as you have to imagine something better - but I don't think that phrase was intended that way. Solomon is the worst writer they have. God that man is a fucking dolt.

Can we go backwards ? Like Current Day: Angel got destroyed by WR&H. ??

Well THE BEAST doesn't suck... ... so of course you'll hate him.

Might as well post the WWE's version of HBK vs. HHH... (from Badblood website) Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H Shawn Michaels and Triple H were once the best of friends. As members of the rebel faction D-Generation X, HBK and The Game ruled WWE. Then, injury stole Michaels from the sports entertainment business. With HBK sidelined for the better part of four years, Triple H set out to make a name for himself on his own. En route to becoming a main eventer, Triple H destroyed Michaels' character at any chance he could, thinking he would never have to deal with HBK again. Then in 2002, Michaels miraculously returned to WWE. His first target - Triple H. The rest has been history. In fact, it may even be history's greatest rivalry, as these two RAW Superstars have not only competed nearly every type of match imaginable, they have even traded World Heavyweight Championship victories. Now on June 13, live on pay-per-view, Shawn Michaels and Triple H look to settle their score once and for all in the most unforgiving match imaginable, the Hell in a Cell Match.

Episode 1: Fall from Grace Starring: Nathan Fillion as Paul Lyte Orlando Jones as Devin Bishop Molly Parker as Mary St. John Jason Weaver as Martin James Jeremey Hotz as Philip the Assistant and.. Stacy Keach as Pastor Micheal G. Miracle III Guest Starring: Caroline Dhavernas as Siobhon Rainwater, the College Reporter Sharon Lawrence as Izzy DePasquale, Pastor Mikes former mistress ------ *Show Starts with Paul (Fillion) asleep in bed with a smile on his face. He mumbles something as he turns over from his side to his back.* Paul: "Yeah baby... yeah... *yawn*.. was it good for you too?". *The camera shifts over to see a giant foam crucifix with a cartoonish expression on it's face (large ballish eyes, big eye lashes, no nose, big mouth), pearls around the cross-section (indicating that it is female) and a blanket covering half.* Cross: "Yeah sweetpea, it's all good, you tha man" Paul: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Cut in to reality (it was, of course, a dream) and Paul is still screaming in a small, white room with a tv screen and a conference table in the middle.* *Mary (Parker), who just walked into the room, is screaming as well.* Mary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Mary composes herself and kisses the cross around her neck* Mary: "Well Jesus Mary and Joseph, what's wrong Paul???" *zoom in on Pauls face, which is "out there"* *quick cut to a flash back, in Requiem for a Dream fashion. Pauls face is the same in all of these, and similar to the one he has at the current time* "7 months ago" appears on the bottom of the screen *Paul does a line in the bathroom and gets caught by a cop* "6 months ago" *another quick cut to him getting sentenced.... to him getting put in jail... to him doing a line in jail... "2 months ago" *another quick cut, this time it shows Paul leaving prison... to Paul in the offices of his bosses... to them telling him to go work for Miracle Ministries...* "10 minutes ago" *Paul does another line and passes out* Paul: "Huh whu?" *Cut to the Opening*