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That's exactly it... Pastor Mike: Now, now... Brother Bishop, tell me, TELL ME, who is this young lady right here? Bishop: This right here is Mrs. Clementine Sweet, she's 94 years young today Pastor Mike. Pastor Mike: 94 YEARS YOUNG! Oh my! And why is she here toDAY Brother Bishop? Bishop: Well Pastor Mike, it's the athritis.. it's in her knees and she can't walk because of it... instead, she has to be wheeled around in this chair all day... Pastor Mike: Ah.. I see... well then... I ask again.. why is she here? Why are you here mam? *Bishop puts the mic down to her* Lady: I'm here to have Jesus heal me. Bishop: SHE'S HERE TO HAVE JESUS HEAL HER! *crowd pops* Pastor Mike: OOOOH JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JEEEESUS... he heals all who ask for him to heal them. Why, he healed me... yes... he healed me. Bishop: Oh, not you Pastor Mike... Pastor Mike: Oh yes, yes he did... you see, I once was much like you young mrs. Sweet. Except it wasn't the arthritis that had me down... oh no.. no no no... it was TEMPTATION! Bishop: Oh lord! TEMPTATION! Pastor Mike: YES! YES! YES! TEMPT-TATION~! And it had me by the throat, and it had me on my knees, and I was about to fall completely into the ground and into HELL! With SATAN! And it was at that moment that I looked up into the sky and said "SAVE ME! SAVE ME LORD JESUS!" and then temptation was gone and all that was left was Jesus, and the power of god, and I rose up and I was at peace... AMEN~! Bishop: AMEN! AMEN TO THAT FATHER! Pastor Mike: Stand her up Brother Bishop, stand her up. *stands lady up* Pastor Mike: You see, both of us had the devil inside of us.. the devil was in me and it was temptation, and the devil is inside of you and it's down to the bone! So, you must do what I did and give yourself completely over to the lord and accept jesus into your heart and in that moment you will see that... *pause* you will see that *pause* Bishop: What is it Pastor Mike? What's wrong? Pastor Mike: YOU WILL SEE THAT THE LORD IS INSIDE OF YOU! FIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!! *Pastor Mike throws his hand up to the lady's head and she falls back and everyone cheers* Pastor Mike: Amen. Bishop: Amen. Crowd: Amen. *Lady gets dragged away and ignored for a while*

BRILLIANT~! Orlando Jones in that role = ratings. *smacks head* I forgot all about the illegitimate child whom Pastor Mike keeps employed to hush up his former mistress! His name will be Gregory Deville and he will be played by ... RIDER STRONG~! of Boy Meets World fame.

But Kondo wasn't on _any_ of the Bushidos before that, nor were any of the people Silva has faced in the past, I believe. Besides, Bushido is more for 180-190 lbs, nor 205 like Silva is. Any successful fighter there (Nakamura, Takase, Gomi) wouldn't have a fair fight against Wandy. I "get" the advantages of watching the show - to see young fighters and Cro Cop fight - but I'd rather spend that money on something more "relevant".. Like UFC 48 and PRIDE GP Rnd 2, which happen on the same week (Saturday and Sunday, I believe).

I think Season 5 was a metaphor for Joss' experience with Fox

Mole, I thought we all decided that you'd no longer talk about cocks.

Back again for the Monday Tradition. I've come up with a pseudocom (you know, kinda like a dramady but a little funnier) called Lost Profit. It's about the group of people who work behind the scenes at those Evangelist shows. It's in the tradition of Larry Sanders, Sports Night, etc. and meets Leap of Faith, Benny Hinn... Characters: Paul Lyte - brought over by the parent corporation "LLG" - a major media firm - from their hollywood division, Paul is in charge of making sure everything runs smoothly and profitably. Simply put, he doesn't want to be there and sees this as a temporary thing. He got caught possessing drugs by the police, served a few months jail time, and is on thin ice with his bosses. He hopes that in a few months they will see he has suffered enough and bring him back into the fold. He, of course, is an atheist. Played by Nathan Fillion. Mary St. John - a deeply religious gal who is naive to the seedy-side of the Evangalism game. She is head of Public Relations so that whenever Pastor Mike gets drunk or ends up with a dead hooker in his trunk, she can say "it was the holy ghost" or "he was trying to save her" so he doesn't look bad. And since she doesn't know any better, it comes off sounding like the truth. Played by Molly Parker. Pastor Michael G. Miracle III - real name: Peter Buckswithe Jr. Former lead singer for The Who (for a day), used car salesman, and (has yet to be confirmed) Male Escort. A Charismatic Evangelist, "Pastor Mike" is the face of "Miracle Ministries", a travelling Evangelism show that goes town-to-town spreading the word of god and healing the sick and injured. He is an Alcoholic, womanizer, bigot and hypocrite, but believes that he truly is a vessel for gods good word. Played by Stacy Keach. Martin James - webmaster of www.MiracleMinistries.com, he makes sure the good word is spread over cyberspace. He takes interviews, digital photographs, and some video stuff too. He doesn't like Pastor Mike, so he also runs the anti-MM.com site. Played by Jason Weaver. ... I'm looking for 3 or 4 more characters to add. I'm thinking there's Pauls personal assistant, Pastor Mikes mic man, and some other people.

I just realized why I don't buy the Bushido shows. It's not because it's the "b" show and not properly hyped; it's not because there are smaller fighters on the card; it's because they are NOT FIGHTING FOR ANYTHING. There is no end-goal, no belt, no "top guy" to beat. My interest is not really invested in anything.

How about you shut your face?

Illyria wasn't going to be the big bad. They wouldn't have Evil Cordy one year and then Evil Fred the next - this was a play on Evil Cordy, showing the other victim of fate - Illyria herself.

Mole, quit blaming the mouse. We all know your secret agenda! And I say, for the extra episode from the second round - to either give the losing episode with the most votes the spot, or we all vote for a losing episode that deserves to move on.

DAMN YOU MOLE FOR ALL OF THIS!! Rm w/a Vu (1) - Cordy's new apartment is haunted and Team Angel tries to un-haunt it. vs. Time Bomb (5) - Illyria's powers are too strong for her body, but she travels in the future and sees that Team Angel are trying to "kill" her. Rm w/a Vu is one of my favourite "earlier" episodes; I love how Cordy puts up with the ghost just because its a nice place. However, Time Bomb had a lot more asskicking and stuff... ARGH~! How could you make me vote against this!! What would Dennis say? Benediction (3) - Angel and Connor team up to fight vampires while Hotlz and Angel make a deal. vs. Home (4) - Lilah returns from the dead and offers the LA branch of W&H to Team Angel. I will... NEVER... forgive you for this Mole. Benediction fucking RULED; it was like ****1/2, and deserved to make it far... but Home was sooooo fucking sweet and had one of the best resolutions to a storyline and was ****1/2-3/4. DAMN YOU! A New World (3) - Connor comes back to LA only days after he was kidnapped, but he has grown 17 years. vs. I've Got You Under My Skin (1) - Angel and Wes perform an exorcism on a young boy. Like Rm, this is another one of the "earlier" episodes that I hold close. I love the fact that it was the demon possessing the boy who was wanting to get out, because the boy had nothing in him... no soul... shit, they soooo should have followed up on that. Spooky-as-shit episode. But not better than ANW... unfortunately. Sleep Tight (3) - Angel's blood has been spiked with Connor's blood and he goes crazy. Wes kidnaps Connor, but Holtz steals him. vs. Lullaby (3) - Darla goes into labor while Holtz chases Angel down. AAAAAAARGH! Both pivitol episodes that should at least go into the next round... and one has to be eliminated... MOOOOOOOLE! To Shanshu in LA (1) - Angel battles a demon who put Cordy and Wes in lifes danger while W&H bring back Darla. vs. The Girl in Question (5) - Spike and Angel travel to Rome to "save" Buffy from the Immortal. Next to Benediction vs. Home, this one I hate you most for. Shanshu was one of the top 10, top 5, influencial/impactful episodes. It fucking changed everything. But TGIQ was such a fucking gem that I couldn't vote against it - it served as an homage to the buffyverse and gave perspective... ah crap... which deserves it more - setting everything up, or reflecting on everything done??? Great, now I have to change my vote because I can't in my right mind vote against Shanshu.

Orgin (5) Salvage (4) Waiting in the Wings (3) Darla (2) A Hole in the World (5) Apacolypse Nowish (4) Habeas Corpses (4) Time Bomb (5) Home (4) Underneath (5) A New World (3) Reprise (2) Destiny (5) Harm's Way (5) Soul Purpose (5) The Trial (2) You're Welcome (5) Not Fade Away (5) Billy (3) Reunion (2) Lullaby (3) In The Dark (1) Guise will be Guise (2) Shells (5) Conviction (5) To Shanshu in L.A. (1) Blood Money (2) Power Play (5) Deep Down (4) Peace Out (4) Life of the Party (5)

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Yeah, I did those before and I dl'd a bunch of other stuff and it is still not working I guess I'll have to watch it in Japanese, pause it after every scene, and then check the subtitle file to see what went on

Apacolypse Nowish You're Welcome Spin the Bottle A New World Hole in the World Not Fade Away Home I Will Remember You Conviction Power Play I Fall To Pieces Rm W/a Vu Smiletime Harms way Soulless Waiting in the Wings Guise will be Guise Life of the Party Orpheus Hero Reprise I've Got You Under My Skin Billy Forgiving Shells Five By Five Sanctuary Sleep Tight Origin In The Dark The Ring Happy Anniversary The Shroud Of Rahmon Lullaby Couplet The Girl in Question Lineage Damage Calvary City Of This could turn into a 64 episode tournament, because there's certainly enough episodes to do it. Ok, I'm going to pick One from every season besides season 1 (which I think has already been represented, though I'll go through it later), that hasn't been picked already, and if you decide to go with 64, I'll throw in some more... Season 2: Reunion (Redefinition, Blood Money) Season 3: Benediction (Dad, Forgiving, Loyalty) Season 4: Salvage (Habeas Corpses, Deep Down) Season 5: Destiny (You're Welcome, Time Bomb, Underneath)

Season 3 Episode 22: "Tomorrow" - Connor betrays Angel, Cordy ascends. At the time, I really loved this episode because of what Connor did to Angel. I need to see it again, though. Episode 21: "Benediction" - The series gets summed up at this point, a really great episode that tends to get overlooked. Holtz dies as he gives his final "fuck you" to Angel. Episode 20: "A New World" - Connor goes all slow motiony on Angel and its a mindblowing scene. He discovers "a new world" and Angel tries to make a connection. Episode 17: "Forgiving:" - Angel tries to kill Wesley in one of the most haunting scenes in Buffyverse history. Episode 16: "Sleep Tight" - Wesley betrays Angel after a series of events which led him to believe that "The Father will Kill the son"; he gives the child to Holtz who takes him in to a hell dimension and gets cut for his actions. Episode 15: "Loyalty" - Wes becomes distraught when the prophecy begins to come true. This starts a FANTASTIC series of episodes. Episode 10: "Dad" - The Hotel gets surrounded by various demons who want Connor. Holtz recruits Justine. Episode 09: "Lullaby" - Darla sacrifices herself for Connor, Holtz lets Angel and the child live. Really great episode. Episode 6: "Billy" - A very powerful episode that basically kills any chance of Wes getting with Fred for a couple of seasons and has Gunn saving the day. Awesome, awesome stuff. Episode 5: "Fredless" - not an overly great episode, but it has some great stuff in it and legits messes you up on where Mr. and Mrs. Burkles intentions lie. Episode 3: "That Vision Thing" - Skip debuts and his conversation with Angel is fantustic. Billy gets released from his firey prison. Season 2: Episode 1: "Judgement" - Angel sings Mandy. HOW CAN THIS NOT BE IN THE TOURNAMENT!!!? Episode 10: "Reunion" - the first huge "holy shit" moment on the show where Angel leaves the employees of WR&H to the mercy of Darla and Dru in the basement of Hollands home. Episode 11: "Redefinition" - Angel fucks Darla and Dru up proper~! Episode 12: "Blood Money" - Angel screws up WR&H's donation drive; feature a great "tribute" to Holland Mathers and Angel is generally great playing bad. Episode 13: "Happy Anniversary" - Angel and Lorne team up... and sweet jesus does it rule. Episode 15: "Reprise" - this is the episode you HAVE TO see before seeing "Not Fade Away". A Senior Partners visit is impending and Angel wants to go to the "Home Office" on a suicide mission. Relevant? Just a little. Episode 16: "Epiphany" - after fucking Darla, Angel gets set straight and tries to make amends with the crew. I really enjoy this episode and you might notices there was a string of really solid shows here. It really foreshadowned a lot of the greatness in Season 3, 4 and 5. And buh bye Kate, you were really, really, hot. Episode 20-22: "Over the Rainbow", "Through the looking glass", "There's No place like Plrtz Glrb" - Cordy ends up in Pylea and meets Fred, Angel and Co go to save her, a bunch of fun stuff happens... all episodes are fun and "wipes the slate clean" for Season 3.

I had to get more familiar with the episodes, so I looked at em all and found... Rudo's Recommendations: Season 5: Episode 1: "Conviction" - Gunn gets all lawyery, Harmony becomes Angels secretary, and a bunch of other fun stuff. Episode 4: "Hell Bound" - Spike gets tormented by WR&H's resident soul seeker. Good clean fun. Episode 5: "LIfe of the Party" - Lornes psychic ability fucks everyone up. Good Clean Dirty Fun. Gunn pisses all over the place, Wes and Fred get drunk ~! GREAT episode. Episode 8: "Destiny" - HOLY SHIT IS THAT LINDSEY!!??!!! Episode 10: "Soul Purpose" - Spike takes over for Angel while Angel has bad dreams. Those dreams... are awesome. Episode 12: "You're Welcome" - Cordy returns and she and Eve and Harmony go at it. Just a really fucking good episode. Episode 15: "Hole in the World" - Stunning episode. The peak of Angels emotional core. Awesome. Angel and Spike argue over Cavemen and Astronauts. Episode 16: "Shells" - Really FUCKING good episode where Amy Acker starts to OWN Illyria. Great work all around. Episode 17: "Underneath" - HAMILTON~!!!! Angel saves Lindsey from his eternal punishment... and Gunn takes his place. Episode 18: "Origin" - Connor comes back to kill Sahjahn wrapping up a storyline that started in Season 3. Wes gets back all of his memories. Episode 19: "Time Bomb" - Innovative episode that has Angels Avengers get slaughtered by Illyria. Angel turns bad. Episode 20: "The Girl in Question" - a wonderful, funny, homage to the universe and some great stuff from Angel and Spike. Illyria turning into Fred and Wes' reactions, IMO, makes Wes and Fred the best love story in the 'verse. Episode 21: "Power Play" - it brings everything together and then throws it all out the window cause in one more episode IT'S ON~! Episode 22: "Not Fade Away" - best episode ever. Season 4 Episode 22: "Home" - WR&H offers Angel a chance to run their LA offices. Angel ends Connors pain. FANTASTIC episode. Episode 18: "Shiny Happy People" - Jasmine comes into being, everyone falls in love with her. Fred sees the true Jasmine. Episode 17: "Inside Out" - Angel tries to find out why Cordy is evil, Darla tries to stop Connor from killing an innocent. Episode 13: "Salvage" - THE BEAST dies in a horrible fashion, LILAH haunts Wes, FAITH returns, THE BEAST beats the shit out of her, ANGELUS is fun, CORDY is THE BEASTmaster. Very eventful episode. Episode 10: "Awakening" - Before Angelus can be released, ANGEL goes through the day that will cause his moment of happiness. Episode 8: "Habeas Corpses" - THE BEAST wrecks WR&H's office. NUFF SAYED. Episode 7: "Apocalypse Nowish" - THE BEAST kicks the shit out of Team Angel in an unprecidented way, lights the sky on fire, BADASSWES whips out THE GUNS, and Lilah dresses up like Fred. YOWZA! Episode 6: "Spin the Bottle" - oh the hilARity. Angel as Liam fucking owns shit down hard. THE BEAST makes his debut. Episode 1: "Deep Down" - Angel returns from the sea (rescued by BADASSWES -RECOGNIZE~!), Wes is fucking Lilah, Justine is hidden in his closet... BADASS!! (to be continued - I'll make my official picks once I get them all down)

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Why not "WolfRam&Mole"?

My Theory... The spirits which inhabit Undertaker and Mordecai are as old as the shadows themselves. As man was being created by the higher power (Vince McMahon, hence the name "Man"), they - the Lord of Darkness and the Shadowruler - were battling to gain leadership over the new souls being created. The spirit now known as the Undertaker won and banished Mordecai into "the light". There, the Shadowruler lost his darkpowers and for thousands of years suffered in his prison. The Lord of Darkness took many forms over the years and ultimately chose the body of a 7 foot Undertaker/Wrestler to collect more souls, and figured the best way to do that was in a wrestling ring. However, by forces still unknown, The Shadowruler broke free from the light and found the body of a man whom the Undertaker buried long ago. Now, he returns to seek vengeance on the one whom stole his position as the taker of souls and with his new found power of light and power of hoss, Mordecai will take down the lord of darkness for good. And they do not fight for bragging rights or a chance at the title; they fight for OUR very souls. However, Mordecais time in the prison of light gave him a chance to think things over; he realized that he didn't just hate the lord of darkness, but the souls he was fighting for as well. His never-ending rage drove him insane and if he wins, he will destroy all of OUR souls once he takes over.

I tried that. Maybe the subtitle files are not compatible?

But, but, but, but.... ... he doesn't do moonsaults. How about TestTopRopeElbowDrop? It has a nice ring to it. How about "TestStace", after Tests favourite one-word saying.

Wouldn't "TestBoot" be more appropriate... cause Test doesn't really do moonsaults.

So it's not the interacting with other people about mutually enjoyable subjects that's fun, it's looking at (or posting) pretty and/or funny pictures? Well... in the WWE folder... yeah. Look how many people have copyrighted material there (hell, you do in your avatar.) You can't say that taking that away wouldn't have an effect. "You can't post any pictures that are not your own", you don't think that would turn a lot of the posters off this site and onto another?

"Eugene fears Fertig"