RavishingRickRudo

YES! YES! Finally, TUF has it's Man Getting Hit By Football.

Ok, this show is great.

Btw, they are SO killing Jack off this season. His usefulness has pretty much run out. Sawyer and Kate are pretty much locked, no one needs a doctor -it seems- any more, everyone is pretty much in a groove and don't need a leader, and there's not a whole lot of mystery left on him. ...hehehe, "Jack off".

Desmond was in the hatch for years, they have to know who he is.

It's not that the Others scheme a lot, -which they do-, it's like, always the same scheme, just more complex each and every time. "Ok, pretend you are on their side... but you're not... but pretend that you are, and when the time is right, reveal yourself as one of us and not one of them, because you were with us the whole time and not with them... ooooh the looks on their faces! We'll PUNK em good." "...And then you will pretend after the reveal that you were REALLY with them and not REALLY with us, because you wanted to set us up, and then WE will act all shocked, because you are REALLY REALLY only with us and not really with them but you will only pretend that you are really with them. And then we will punk them for a second time. I can't believe they will fall for it twice, but they will!"

Not if they speed it up with a combination of island witchcraft and Julliet's Le Tigre.

No, no, no. That means she's crazy. That's hot. Like, Kelly Preston hot. Or Jenna Elfman hot. Eeeh... let's stick with Kelly Preston hot. And boo to those who be hatin on Haley's titties. Especially when her hair and make up are much bigger targets. Plus she had huge arms. Like, she had bigger arms than Phil, Sanjaya, Chris, and Blake put together.

McPhee was a Scientologist, that's practically a Hollywood religion. McPhee had the curves and cheeks that you don't normally see in Hollywood (or see briefly, get attracted to, and then see get lost all of a sudden for the more sunk-in look... mmm, meth hot), so in that way, she was semi-regular. Still, she had a stage mom and was very much a theatre chick. Not much you can do about that.

I really hope Jack is workin Julliet. In both the sexual AND the scheming way.

I've never had anyone look like Kat McPhee next door, maybe you live in a better, hotter, neighbourhood . McPhee was more like mall hot. Haley was like the worst slut ever, too. She looked as natural as a baby giraffe on ice skates.

My only problem with that episode was the constant faces Julliet made. I think she did Blue Steel a couple of times, Ferrari quite a bit, and I think I caught a glimpse of Magnum at one point. I've come to expect "The Others are Playing You" for everything they do, so that didn't bother me so much.

They need more "House on a... " and out of the hospital. This plane episode is great. It makes him seem like a superhero, whereas in a hospital he's just a really good doctor.

Oh man Jordin has her gimmick down pat. Actually, with Melinda, Blake, and Sanjaya, this is a pretty savvy group of Idols.

I'm fuckin tell you guys, the brown banderas.

It's also amazing how even though he didn't do it in the song, he still was able to fit some beatboxing in.

American Idol: Two men enter... one Justin leaves. It's Timberdome. Fuck is Blake stealing this competition. I think we might have a race.

Her top looks like something out of some post-apocalyptic movie like Mad Max or something.

Ok, Jordin and Blake may have just saved the show right there. I laffed. This show is kinda boring, though. Latin week? Why couldn't they have found a better theme to do with Lopez, like, abbreviated singers.

Oh man, Lopez gave Blake a huge rub there. She's really getting overwh...leggggsss....oh shit... shake that... I mean, wow, she's awful here...

Wow, they really want Chris to make it further than he should.

Wow, he's just sorta overwhelmed by actually talented people here. So of course he is going to get sucked off by the judges.

Yeah, that's just... yeah.

Either Lakisha is 4 feet tall, or Lopez is a giant.

"Just like other Americans I watch American Idol. I just watch it in my own personal viewing room. Atop a couch whose fabric is made of the fur of a now-extinct albino Malaysian tiger. I think I got the last one. I better have."

Why is Chris wearing a scarf?