Jobber of the Week

I like how some people now boo the idea of Austin as GM. We're all slowly getting tired of him being the last minute save.

Where's the accent, Rob?

FUCKING LEAVE./

You guys have to admit. People mark out for the vehicular destruction when it's used sparingly. I know I still do.

Thirty minutes to go until CAMERA SIX HILARITY

Serious fact that's actually goofy: I was thinking about getting a campaign to make a few thousand shirts (think 5,000-7,000 or so) in various sizes that were black with white letters that read "I JOBBED CLEAN TO HHH" and giving them to people outside MSG to wear at the show. The thought of Vince's biggest show at The Garden with a good number of people all wearing these shirts all over the arena, impossible to miss, would be grand. Sadly, I don't have the kind of money to put that together.

AUUUUUUUUGH. Yeah guys, THIS is the way to get mainstream publicity for TNA... Let's build an angle off a WCW show that nobody remembers and only a couple thousand saw.

Undertaker is going to be "DAMN BOY! You ain't supposed to get over! You jess' supposed to be my backup character. How'd you get a push?" And then Kane drops Taker on his head, so Taker goes DeadMan and wins at the PPV. The rest of WM 20 will be one long Vince McMahon promo where Vince airs clips of his favorite promos and tells MSG how great his family is. The shirts they sell at the booth will say "Who needs buyrate?" on the front and "The World's Greatest Missed Oppertunity, At The World's Greatest Arena" on the back. Oh, and I need less caffeine.

I'm still blown away that Vince signed Goldberg before Sting. Sting is getting into the Senior Citizen league kinda quick, but Goldberg represents a REALLY BAD ERA. The first Sting/Hogan match was the point where everything started going wrong.

EDIT: Burp.

This is like a man shouting "AND ANOTHER THING!" 20 minutes after he lost an arguement.

There's also a very distinct shift in the way the South has presented Creationism for quite a few years. Say what you want about how poorly mismanaged and overcrowded the schools in my state are, at least we don't put stickers in textbooks that tell people to remember that all this "science" stuff might be phooey and to consider the possiblitiy that a religious deity made everything. Evidence is for pussies!

And so is making fun of his weight/looks. MICHAEL MOOREFAT LOL2003!!!!!!!!!!

Part Two: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...06/MN310013.DTL

You mean it ruined the integrity of the guy who was hung from Hell In The Cell and never mentioned it again? You don't say!!!! EDIT: By the way: Ministry Of Darkness. I GOT AN IDEA: Let's take half the midcarders and give them GOTH GIMMICKS. Because that gives them so much flexibility! And wrestlers who dress out of Hot Topic = RATINGS!!! The sad thing was that some of that Higher Power shit felt way too much like WCW's Warrior Return in terms of hype and payoff. I was expecting Undertaker to appear in Vince's mirror and everyone but Shane see it.

Goldberg's going to be around that long?

...The eye-opening thing is that none of this is as bad as WCW's Saddest Sights. I'm sure you guys would rather have Flair bow to HHH all night rather than fake a heart attack or kiss "Dusty's Ass."

That's what Starrcade 89 (I think, it was titled "Future Shock") felt like. Same arena, even. Official records appearantly cite 7,000 people but at the start of the show there was so many empty seats even in the areas close to the ring that JR was making up bull to explain them all. By the end of the nite, there was a couple hundred people max. I have it on tape and it's fucking pathetic.

*toilet flush* Nash: "Hey, I'm just leaving."

Now we're just bandwagoning. I think all of the ACLU's cases regarding NAMBLA are about their right to assemble and promote their fetish, not act on it.

We don't buy Iams, but I think we used to many years ago. Now we buy some generic shit and Science Diet for our new cat, a rather skinny girl who obviously wasn't fed as well as she ought to be. Science Diet REALLY can fatten a cat up, I wouldn't reccomend it for normal circumstances.

First of a three parter: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?.../05/MN86744.DTL

Hogan's motorcycle ride. Second place is the HHH/Steiner feud.

It sounds like the companies are still letting people go and fleeing overseas. The positive effect here is most likely retail stores opening up temp positions that will disappear after the holidays.

Yep. That was used as an angle to Dusty Finish a Flair/Luger match. Flair bladed and the announcer said that the Athletic Comission had stopped the match for blood loss, although it was a work.