LessonInMachismo

I can just see the t-shirt: WWP: P Ain't for Pandas!

Read the Jack Chick comic strip on Islam.

Okay, here we go... To make this work, you have to play a random rap song from 50-Cent, Jay-Z, or someone similar... Yo, ma car's goin' at the speed o' sound and I got mo' chicks than Bobby Brown! About right now, we're gonna check out ma spot! Yo, yo, yo, dude, check the exterior! Set on a half-acre lot, yo! Peep the two car garage....with plenty o' room for a work area! Also, recognize the Kaliburr Crystal on the left side of the pic, gee! Garage Double doors to the back deck! Pinewood! Got da Weber goin' on, yoooou knoooow! Deck Dining room is an extension of the kitchen. High-end wooden blinds cut to custom width. Peep the dope chandelier. Dining room The kitchen gots some fly ass cabinets. The bar enables you to eat and watch the TV to the left in the living room. The tile design in the center of the floor...check it ooooooout! Kitchen Ma office! Check the brand new state-of-the-art computer! Celebration II poster on the wall! Rey Mysterio, Jr. signed plaque, so you betta recognize, na mean? The DVD shelf can't be missed! Ya gots ya Seinfeld, Babylon 5, Star Blazers, wrestling, WWF: The Legacy VHS! Books are on the bottom shelf, complete with the Complete Idiot's Guide to Pro Wrestling!! And on top, check the brass ring, dog! Attitude era WWE title belt! And check out ma leather high-backed chair! Yo, das enuuuuff! Office Look at the master bedroom bathroom! Jacuzzi bathtub! The Revenge of the Sith novelization is the current reading material (jacket removed). Master bedroom bathroom And check out the deuce-fo' carat gold doorknobs! Yeeeah, boyeeee! Doorknobs The bedrooms and living room were too messy to show you, homies! Maybe if I beat ma bytch up, they'll get cleaned and I can let you peep'em on the next installment of TSM Cribs! Yo, I'm out like a Members Only jacket!

Yeah, me, too. Also...when someone says, "the WWE," it doesn't make sense. Like when people used to say, "the WCW." It was okay to say, "the WWF."

...other way around, dude Also: Damn those are some big titties No shit... With a sig like that, you expect us to be able to concentrate on...uh...damn, those are some biggo titties.

You got the A's hat goin' on, so we can forgive the couch.

This thread is to be dedicated to the displaying of our domiciles. I will go first. I took the pics today, but I've yet to upload them. Gimme a day or two, ya heard?

Germany, Russia and China all had their fingerprints on post-sanction sales to Saddam's regime. Christmas cards were found in rubble that had been exchanged with Russian intell agents. The only news outlet that I know of who has shed any light on these actions is FNC. The leading expert on the topic is Bill Gertz. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...=books&n=507846

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Wow. So does blacks, hispanics, women, arabs, etc. Damn you Loss and Jobber for making me lose my job. Also, if you replace "Nazi" with "Left-wing academics" and "Jews" with "conservatives" the resemblance is even MORE uncany... Bullshit. Conservatives aren't even close to being persecuted the way gays are. Except that free speech is hindered both privately and publicly by "Human Resources" and courts, respectively. At work, if I say anything about illegal aliens, then I'd be "farred" or written up, but if a Mexican says that white people are "just racist," then he'd be pouring his heart out to us.

Were you?

Corny movie. Word association!

On a similar subject... When I worked at El Pollo Loco in 1995 (EXCELLENT Mexican fast food and more authentic than your average Mexican restaurant), this huge, disgusting fat ass would come in at least twice a week. He wore shorts and shirts that let his fat belly hang out. He would always order the all-you-can-eat chicken and side dinner. The strange thing is, he would always come in with businessmen in nice suits and they'd talk some kind of business. Well, one day, the daughter of the assistant manager (who was slightly retarded) said something to the effect of, "Oh, back again?" when he came back for more chicken. He called for the manager, who was Arab and fairly fresh off the boat, and told him that the girl offended him by asking that question, implying that he was fat. The Arab gave him SIX MONTHS of free food and the girl had to be suspended for that duration. Man...fat asses will do anything to find ways to get access to more and more food.

I'm sure she didn't think her destiny would be to be a BUTT-ugly whore, either...

An ex of mine's parents were friends with Tony in the Taxi days. They said he was a really nice guy.

While trying to avoid being confrontational, I'm going to add my thoughts here. RobotJerk's comments (joking or not) about MikeSC's profession is what a lot of people like teachers, scientists, etc., actually think. The fact that people like Kerry and Edwards think they are on the blue-collar workers' side is hilarity to the extreme. It display their out-of-touchness and inability to connect with how most hard-working Americans think. It's like, "Yeah, you guys aren't smart, but do you your best at (work), so we're gonna fight for ya!" If these elitists would just let people live and allow them to do their best on their own, then everyone would be much better off and would succeed according to their capacity for success. Don't get me wrong...they're are a LOT of dumb people in the working sector. But there are a lot of very smart people, as well.

::Channels Chris Farley:: CUT MEDICARE!

Chirac and France oppose the 2003 Iraq invasion because they knew what we'd find: The weapons that they sold Iraq...weapons that were banned by UN sanctions. The frequently-used term "mortar attack?" Thank the French for the insurgents' use of those weapons. Also, Chirac was buddies with Saddam. They had a public relationship and kissed each other's asses frequently in the 90's.

I've had cars stolen, broken in to, the whole nine yards. It is a fantasy I have to come out from the store, find the little thief running his grubby hands all over my stuff and then loudly clear my throat. If he pursues flight, I give chase, and tackle him down with the momentum of 270lbs times the velocity of the my sprint. If he decides to fight, I assume my Narn fighting stance and proceed to break a few bones.

Kids are funny...my daughter completely marks out when I quote the "I Am Your Father" scene... It seems like 90% of the things my boy does involves SW. If not SW, then it's Spider-Man. I was amazed the other day when I was watching Babylon 5 (episode "Interludes and Examinations") and he came into the room and knew the characters' names. I used to watch it in front of him when he was really young, so I guess he picked up on it all.

Speaking of catching someone...I'd LOVE to catch someone in the act of fucking with my car, like stealing the stereo or whatever.

Didn't people get exiled or killed back in the 15th century when people spoke against the catholic church or the bible. Yes, that absolutely did happen. Of course, it happened with Islam as well --- and has YET to stop. When Islam decides to step into the wonders of the 12th Century, I'll take them seriously. -=Mike I hope you mean 21st, Mike...

You mean you pretended you didn't speak English, or did she speak in Spanish? Oh she spoke in Spanish. Everyone around here basically assumes you speak Spanish no matter what you look like. People do that to me at work, too. A lot of them know I'm married to a Latina, so I guess they assume I speak Spanish. I do, but I don't want anyone to know that...

In my opinion, they left out a lot of stuff, and seemingly not because of space constraints. I learned a lot of stuff that I didn't know about. But still, there was no mention of the red and black Wolfpack, not even a paragraph, and how they contributed to the 1998 ratings. There were other things, too. I should have highlighted stuff as I read. It's also sometimes difficult to determine whether the authors are being sarcastic or not. But don't get me wrong. Good book.

The theater I was in for Episode II literally laughed at all of the loves scenes, the grassy meadow scene in particular. My three and a half year old boy probably wants to see it, but I will have to view the movie first and make sure it isn't too violent, since it does have a PG-13 rating. He is obsessed with Star Wars. He especially likes to reenact the scene from ESB where Luke is hanging upside down in the ice cave.