20,000 is quite a big number. But not so impressive when you consider our sheriff. He's the man who once downed 20,001 sasparillas over the course of a year. Now I've seen the bravest of desperados get blown away with the rest of the tumbleweeds at the thought of 1,000 of 'em. But 20,001, now that here's somethin' else. That's our sheriff, he couldn't catch a criminal if the dude walked up and done turned himself in, but he can sure drink with the best of 'em.