Lord of The Curry

Reading the story on CNN yesterday had me pissing myself. All the Americans out there acting like a piece of their country has been raped and pillaged is fucking top-shelf comedy. "I was drinking a Bud Light when I heard about it and honest to God I couldn't finish the beer." The article itself doesn't elaborate on whether he didn't finish because of the news or maybe the person realized he was, in fact drinking a watery drink under the guise of beer.

I wouldn't say he was calling BJ out, more so just pointing out that he's still got contenders in the LW division to beat before he moves on to GSP. And yeah, I love Huerta but Kenny's going to wreck him badly.

You made a new post instead of editing the original.........why? As for Rambo, fucking loved it. Just intense and gully as shit. They kill kids like it's no thing.

Disappointing as shit. Choppy editing, horrible pacing and cheesy romance. Del Toro clearly went overboard with the creature-fest and I'm guessing Pans is to blame here. What a fucking letdown.

Damn that Baroni KO was pretty and even though it means dick Phil looked solid. Good takedown and control and nice combo's standing. Props also for showing restraint when that cunt in Jansen's corner headbutted him.

If it is all of the people in this folder will find you and take away your soul.

Dana calling the VP of Affliction "that idiot who sells t-shirts" is pretty funny given that it wasn't so long ago that Dana was wearing said idiots clothing.

Hopefully Ziggy gets killed off in a really brutal fashion. Simon and Burns are 100% aware that he's likely one of the most hated characters in the shows history amongst fans who makes it out alive. Also, the mohawked cop that Carver writes up in season five is in this.

What would you call him if not a prospect? He's certainly not a contender, at least not while he beats wrestlers making their MMA debut and everybody's favorite retarded stepchild.

"I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand, the first such incident occurred in 1968 when....." "Free shower curtain" " That raccoon stole my lamb chop" Good call luke-o, great episode.

BARONI WINS!!!!! DA BEST EVAH IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

Uno hasn't been submitted in over 8 years so that's a tall order for Aoki. In regards to my dislike of Rainbow Tights I'm aware that all he does is simply play to his strengths in regards to the pussified stand-up and guard-pulling but fuck it, I'm being fickle on this one.

"Oh my God, the 110th Street Bridge!" "Maybe it just....collapsed on its own" "We can't take that chance" "You're always saying that. I want to take a chance!"

Etim is tall and lanky with good striking but from what I've seen Sam should be more polished with his standup. I seriously think Leben, Sout, Diego, Davis and Alves are the only non-Euro's on that card.

"Hey buddy, did you get a load of the nerd? ".....pardon me?" Best Episode EVAH. There are seriously probably more classic one-liners in that one then any other Simpsons episode. I'll debate that one with anybody willing to present an argument.

Homer Goes To College not on list. EPIC FAIL.

Correction: He's an entertaining grappler.

Speaking of DREAMS I'm hoping that Uno rapes Aoki a new one. They're also doing Hunt vs Jerome LeBanner in an MMA bout on the card so hopefully that delivers something fun.

Silva/Leben has to be the best "under one minute beatdown" in recent MMA history.

Shit, all of the Toronto fans near the Yankee dugout holding up Madonna pictures was fucking gold.

First off, watch all the Anderson footage you can leading up to this fight. Just YouTube him and check HL reels. In regards to weight, likely won't play a big part.

Tim Creuder vs Cale Yarborough which was supposed to be on the Ultimate Finale will take place on this card. Huzzah.

Agreed. Florian doesn't have Guida's wrestling but it's still good enough to bring and keep Rogers down and his stand-up is better then Clay's.

"But before all that happens, I’ve got to beat Kenny Florian on August 9th. A win over Kenny puts me in the number one contender’s spot. There’s no ifs, ands, or buts about it. It solidifies and distinguishes that I am the number one contender and that I deserve a title shot. BJ Penn, you’ve got one fight left before you go anywhere else." - The Sexican, letting Doughboy know that his comments after beating Sherk were douchetastic.

BTW, for all Wire heads expecting to see mad appearances you're out of luck. In terms of main casting the only familiar B-More face will be James Ransome who played Ziggy Sobotka in Season 2.