Lord of The Curry

So KJ Noons was a guest on Inside MMA and he was talkin' some pretty big smack on Diaz but the icing on the ice cream was when he pulled out a photo of Nick after their first fight and called himself 'The Artist' becase "This right here is a masterpiece and I painted it." I'm a Diaz fan for life but seriously......PWNED.

So in a spot of retardedness EliteXC isn't planning on airing Bigfoot/Sergei on the main card of the CBS show, instead on the Showtime undercard.

Cluck cluck bitches.

Sherdog is reporting that Sergei Kharitinov has agreed to fight Antonio Silva for the first EliteXC Heavyweight Belt. I can dig that.

Done deal, O'Neal is headed to T-Dot!!!

Yeah, it is but MMAJunkie had it listed for 87 on their Rumors page, my bad.

"I was recently watching 'The Bourne Identity,' and I decided that is the style I need to do," he said. "Whatever you call that, that's what I'm doing."- Forrest, discussing his strategy for the Rampage fight. I eagerly anticipate seeing Rampage getting stabbed through the hand with a pencil.

At least you chalk it up to fandom.

Updated card.... GSP/Fitch Lesgnar/Herring Florian/Sexican J-Mac/Maia Manny/Dana's Cabana Boy (Rob Emerson) Evensen/Kongo Steve Bruno vs Chris Wilson Thomas Drwal vs Andre Gusamo Luke Cummo vs Tamdan McCrory J-Roc vs Ben Saunders That should be about it with Karo/Yoshida and Guida/Danzig being bumped to the fall.

Oh dude, you need to see Eddie Alvarez vs Joachim Hansen from the DREAMS tourney if you're thinking Horn/Nate was FOTY quality. It's not a bad fight by any means but like I said, check the above-mentioned fight and you'll see a step up in quality.

Yeah, Hazlett has looked good this year. I picked up 82 last night and I'm not sure if the Koscheck fight will hold up when it's all said and done at the years end but damn that was a fun fight to watch.

If Diaz gets past Neer in September and comes out okay I see no reason why they couldn't do Diaz/Griffin on the November or December shows. I would pay dirty PPV prices to hear Nate's take on Griffin leaving the camp.

These things confuse me. I am not really sure about being down. Plus it's kinda gay. Let fighters be fighters.

It's not a bad bet but like Carlito said Marcus has been beaten by fighters with similar styles so I see no reason why Tyson can't replicate a similar result. If Griffin wins I see no reason why he shouldn't be fighting for a title shot in his next bout.

Maybe not standing but from the little I've seen in the Salaverry fight Rousimir has freakish strength and great control so if he gets Dan down Hendo may be in for a long night of getting out-grappled. Of course, The Big Right Hand puts an end to all this if it connects but I think Rousimir has the ground credentials to present problems.

I think right now UFC will be giving pushes to gives like Phalhares and Demian Maia because they've realized that the only style of fighter who will give Anderson trouble is somebody with serious skills on the ground. Not to say they'll win but I can understand the selling point.

Speaking of Chuck/Rashad it looks like Dan Henderson vs Rousimar Phalhares is set for this card.

Griffin isn't stupid, he knows a takedown and ground work could lead to a sub so why bother when he could easily take our Aurelio standing?

Rumors are that Vernon White pissed hot at a recent show and he's off the card. Hopefully they can find a replacement for Rogerio in time.

I don't see Marcus being able to take Tyson down, thus leaving him prey to a fighter with superior stand-up ability.

Yeah, I wasn't a huge black olive fan some years back but have learned to love it.

Mayhem just got taken out by Jacare, a big strong wrestler with good submissions. GSP would fustigate him. Clearly you don't remember how Mayhem's face looked at the end.

Megan Fox + Bending over car hood = $$$$$

The transformers themselves looked awesome and that's all I cared about. I'll be in line for both sequels.

Except when he pulls out gems like saying that Mayhem was "light year beyond" GSP on the ground. I overall agree though.