Lord of The Curry

"Shooting at American school" is the new "Middle Eastern food-market suicide bomb" in that it elicts mainly reactions of "Oh.....again" when you hear about it. Glad to see that nobody at least died this time.

Despite only seeing four fights on the TSN-showing of things this card was fuckin ill. Tapia and Buenelos both brought it in spades, Torres is Sonic The Hedgehog on crack, Razor Rob getting tooled by Varner was hilarious and Condit is still the fuckin' man. Now all I gotta do is watch the prelims as I'm told there was a flying armbar in one of the fights.

No change.

Dear Marc Hominick, Learn to defend a motherfucking choke. Luv, Curry

I hope BJ's lays just a red-headed stepchild beatdown on Sherk.......... then proceeds to test positive for weed.

BARBARIAN SMASH DEAF. BOOOOEEETSCHHHHHHH.

Who lost to Camello Marrero. Before he cut to 205.

Do you ever get tired of this act? I mean, like, ever?

So yeah, this will go down as one of the biggest disappointments in a long time. From Mirko's website.... Posted: 12.02.2008 Tuesday I'm off to Japan! I'm off to Tokyo! A big announcement will come straight from Japan tomorrow (February 13). When the official part is done I'll be able to provide more information about everything, and believe me, I have many things to say. What you could easily guess by now is that I won't be retiring. I'll keep on fighting, it's my life, it's what I do. Whether or not he'll be returning to K1 as a kickboxer or signing with Hero*s remains to be seen.

Haven't seen this on any reputable sites yet but there's word going around that Bonnar is out of the Hamill fight with torn ligaments. My nomination for his replacement? One word, one warrior: BOETSCH

"Carousels" might be my new favorite Beirut track.

You don't know what time that is? For reals?

In super-awesome news for Canadians our good buddies at TSN will be showing this at 12 am on Thursday.

There are a lot of guys who like Karo. And Alves won't be like Chonan and allow the fight to suck.

Raped = Submitted in the fourth round of a championship fight amongst a guy with a very soild ground game?

I do? Says........who?

Brock is 1-1 in MMA. I don't care how big of a name he is when it comes to fighting he's not at the level where ANYBODY who faces him would be a can. Seriously, what the fuck is your obsession with seeing Brock immediately thrown to the wolves against top names? Do you want to see him lose again?

Werdum/Nog would have the same type of hype surrounding it as a Mir/Nog fight with the big difference here being that Werdum has actually beaten a top ten fighter recently.

I see Nog/Werdum and Rampage/Forrest going down on the same card in July as the main events for May and June are locked up.

COTE VS BELCHER AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT

Unless I'm mistaken Dana said at the UFC 80 post-show press conference that Werdum would be getting the winner of Sylvia/Nog.

No breast? Come on now. Kate Hudson is no breast. While Kunis isn't Johannson or Hayek level, tits-wise you can't really say Kunis has nothing.

Will do cocksucker. In what has to be a first for Spike events Dana has stated that if fans want this event to be three hours then we should e-mail SpikeTV and tell them so as all they've offered to UFC is a 2-hour block.

I had a dude at work ask me if I was going to watch all the prelim fights for Montreal. I gave him quite the "Nigga please" look in response.

Don't worry about Carlito, he's just stressed because despite his past claims of being a ballin' player and not having a problem paying for UFC shows he somehow cannot afford to join the UFC Fight Club to get tickets for Montreal. Have fun sitting with the peasents, holmes.